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From an engineering standpoint, a love triangle should be a stable structure. After all, the great pyramids of Egypt are a triangle and they’ve stood for more than 4,000 years. Then again, the pyramids aren’t constructed of a husband with a rogue libido, an exceptionally young coworker, and an irate wife.

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Statistically, a man of means is more apt to engage in a sexual dalliance than Joe Lunch Box. Don’t get me wrong, Joe Lunch Box may still duck into a strip club on boy’s night out, but the reasons that the nine-to-five guy is less likely to stray is simple; he has less expendable cash and he’s just too damn tired.

For the sake of fairness we have to state that not all men in power cheat on their spouses. It’s just that the serial monogamists don’t generate the same amount of press as David Lettermen and Kobe Bryant.

Wealth Seeks Beauty is not endorsing marital infidelity nor are we here to offer a “how to” manual on getting some on the side. But people (men and woman alike) are biologically wired to crave sex. Literature has chronicled the trials and tribulations of this particular human trait for thousands of years.

In Homer’s Odyssey, Odysseus knew the lethal peril of the Sirens’ song. He knew for an indisputable FACT that NO MAN could resist their intoxicating melody. Odysseus realized that if he did nothing his crew would most likely meet their demise by leaping into the sea and that his ship would be destroyed by being run onto the rocks upon being lured by the call of the Sirens.

The Internet hadn’t caught on yet in 800 B.C. so Odysseus, the keen strategist, did the best he could with what he had. He instructed his crew to plug their ears with wax before they passed near the island of the Sirens but here comes the kicker. Even knowing the lethality of the Sirens’ song, HE STILL WANTED TO HEAR IT. Odysseus instructed his crew to lash him to the mast of the ship and not to cut him loose until he stopped begging and pleading, until the Sirens’ island was way far in the rear view mirror.

This scenario says it all. Odysseus knew for a fact that all those who came before him DIED from hearing the Sirens; not a few, or most, ALL of them were destroyed. Odysseus still decided it was probably OK for him to give it a go.

If Odysseus actually existed and were alive today, he would have been a kick-ass Sugar Daddy. Being a man’s man he probably would have hooked up his crew as well. He would have painted “WealthSeeksBeauty.com” on the side of his boat and spread the Sugar Daddy philosophy as he fought the Cyclops and took on all comers during his adventures.

Getting back to modern times.

Kobe, A-Rod, Peter Cook (Christie Brinkley’s ex hubby), and Michael Jordan could have avoided the tidal waves of emotional and financial devastation they created by just being realistic about their human foibles. Like Odysseus, they knew that those who came before them were raked over the coals for such behavior, but they spun the wheel anyway.

Sugar Daddy relationships are the single most effective societal safety valve we have today. A little Sugar alleviates the pressure of rogue desire before it builds up and takes out a city block when it explodes.
Think about it; the Sugar Daddy lifestyle is far more prevalent in Europe than in the U.S. Consequently, the overwhelming majority of sex scandals that rock the evening news are home grown.

When a well-intentioned Sugar Daddy establishes an arrangement with a young, beautiful and DISCREET Sugar Baby, families are spared embarrassment, corporations and fortunes remain intact, and the media is left with nothing to report on.

An ounce of Sugar is worth a pound of attorneys.

You’re probably familiar with the terms Sugar Daddy, Sugar Baby, Sugar Mommy and Sugar Pup, but just what is a Sugar Angel?

We’re glad you asked.

A Sugar Angel is a full-time Sugar Baby, but one that brings a lot more to the table than just breathtaking beauty. She is poised, intelligent and has star power. She’s the type of woman you can count on to get you on “The List” at the hottest nightclub in Manhattan, to schmooze your law partners into intoxicated trances, and to turn every head, male or female, when she walks into the room.

The Sugar Angel

Sugar Angels are indeed a rare breed. They take pride in their chosen profession and work to stay ahead of the game. She can usually speak more than one language, reads the WSJ on the elliptical trainer every morning without fail, and attends Pilate’s classes with the dedication of an Olympic athlete.

The Sugar Angel can tell the difference between a Harry Winston and a cubic zirconia from a block away. She can confidently order from a wine list, even if it’s in Italian, and her wardrobe is so extensive that no one alive has ever seen her wear the same thing twice.

Her past is mysterious and she is adept at keeping her personal life private, but she is consistent, dependable and a consummate professional. She is meticulous and punctual without sacrificing passion for life.

The Sugar Angel has been to the Cannes Film Festival more than once and is always ready to tell you about her last trip to Vail. She seems to know everyone no matter where she goes and makes loyal friends with a single glance of her piercing blue eyes. You can’t help but love her. Her charms cannot be resisted.

The Sugar Angel’s looks are flawless, from her perfect face down to her always pedied feet, but hold onto your hats gentlemen; she definitely doesn’t come cheap.

If you don’t have a budget of at least $20,000 a month, don’t bother pushing the “send” key on that next e-mail. She takes you seriously so take her seriously. However, for the man fortunate enough to afford the very best, there is no substitute for the Sugar Angel. She is the limited edition Mercedes of the Sugar Daddy dating scene.

Oh, and one last thing, she never negotiates.