In Order to Learn What They Don’t Teach In College You Have to Graduate First

Everyone remembers their college days with a sly grin; almost everyone anyway.

A college education is the cornerstone of any promising professional career, but college is also a time to cut loose and party way more than is socially acceptable in the real world. It is of vital importance to get the insanity of your system while you can. Once you’re in the crunch and grinding out fourteen hour days on Wall Street your partying is definitely going to be compromised.

Unfortunately, the average college student graduates today saddled with more than $60,000 in student loans to repay. Instead of living those last four perfect carefree years to the max, these students wallow in dread, wondering how the hell they are even going to begin repaying their way out of indentured servitude.

Although the student loan people cannot repossess your education if you flake on the payments, they can sure as hell make your life miserable and ensure that you NEVER get to finance anything else ever again; that includes a hot car or a posh loft in SOHO. You’ll be branded a deadbeat for the rest of your life and your credit rating will drag you down like a giant rusty anchor tethered around your precious neck. You’ll be financially crippled.

However, there is a simple solution, for the ladies anyway. Guys, you’re just going to have to do it the old fashioned way – best of luck to you.

Seeking Tuition

These are fast, strange times we live in, and women have the advantage. More and more adorable, hard-bodied females are holding themselves out as Tuition Babies. These fortunate coeds have an incredible opportunity that simply didn’t exist ten years ago. They can log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com, post a personal profile and easily find a kind and sensitive gentleman who will gladly pay every last one of their college expenses.

Tuition is just the tip of the iceberg. Food, books, lodging, clothes, medical care, liquor, manicures and lower-back tattoos all cost money. Sugar Daddy is willing to pay for all of the above, and then some. All he wants in return is a little of your time and a lot of your admiration.

Tuition Babies

Tuition Babies or T-Babies are a rare breed in the respect that once they graduate, odds are they’re done with the Sugar lifestyle. They are in it for the short-term, but the beauty of it is that they’re into the Sugar life during what is clearly arguable as their prime.

Tuition Babies range in age from 18 to 24 (unless you count grad students). They can throw back half-a-dozen shots of Tequila and still possess the coordination to do cartwheels on uneven terrain or the edge of a hot tub.

What more could a Sugar Daddy want?

This is not to say that ALL tuition Babies are extras from a Girls Gone Wild video, just most of them. The rest are plenty good too, bringing youth, excitement, enthusiasm and a plethora of other desirable qualities to the table. Sugar Daddy loves every last minute of it, and I have personally met a few of them who date Tuition Babies exclusively. Who could blame them?

The college Sugar Baby is akin to the dewy-petaled rose or the ripe kiwi. They are young, refreshing and unspoiled by society’s pressures and defects. This is not to say that other varieties of Sugar Babies are less desirable, but the college Sugar Baby is innocent without being naïve, she is untamed but not dangerous, and adventurous without being reckless.

The Tuition Baby is the perfect blend of sensuality and curiosity. Enough said.

Sugar Daddies, do your part for higher education and scoop up a Tuition Baby before the next graduating class joins the workforce, top-heavy in high-interest debt and generally disenchanted with life.

Tuition Babies, log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com NOW and post your personal profile immediately before the people from Visa send a hitman to your dorm.

If you don’t want to get even more depressed about your current economic bog, then don’t watch the evening news or pick up a paper. Doom, gloom, despair, and a bunch of other droll adjectives prevail in this economy, but rest assured Baby that help is just around the corner.

If you’re young, female (or male) and having trouble paying for even the bare essentials of life, then it’s time to retool your thinking. Since the haves seem to keep getting richer while the have not’s continue getting broker (if that’s actually possible) get ready to market your strongest asset, your youth.

Whether you believe it or not, there are tens of thousands of wealthy men (and a few well-to-do women) who are on standby right now just begging for the opportunity to come to your rescue. But in order to be saved it is essential to abandon your stereotypical beliefs about Sugar Daddies (and Sugar Mommies) before going any further.

If you’re concerned about being branded a sellout then comfort yourself with the knowledge that NOBODY gets anywhere in life without a little help from his or her fellow man (or fellow benefactor). The only difference is that in the age of the Internet you don’t have to send smoke signals or sit around helplessly waiting for the cavalry to arrive.

Getting out of your economic slump is as easy as posting a Sugar Baby personal profile.

If you have any reservations or preconceived notions about Sugar Daddy Dating it is time to put them aside; if not for yourself, then for the good of the national economy itself.

Your country needs you to step up as a Sugar Baby, and here’s why.

1. When the Bills are Paid Plans Get Made

How can you possibly develop to your fullest potential if you’re spending 60 hours a week just trying to pay the bills? You can’t – it’s a rhetorical question.

Sugar Daddies can free up your time so you can finish that master’s degree, start a dream business or develop a cure for cancer or baldness. We have no way of knowing if the next Marie Curie or Jenna Jameson is waiting tables right now instead of getting down to some real earth-shattering innovations. The thought that the next breakthrough in deep space travel or cold fusion is currently unrealized because the hostess at Scores doesn’t have the time to attend MIT is completely unconscionable.

With a little help from a benevolent Sugar Daddy that cocktail waitress could be splitting the atom in no time (or at least finishing NYU film school). Everyone benefits.

2. Equity Replaces Debt

Like most Americans Sugar Babies are top-heavy with debt. Credit cards, car loans, student loans, and Victoria’s Secrets store cards don’t just compromise Sugar Baby’s financial well being; these debts hurt all of us because they create economic drag.

If Sugar Baby doesn’t get her nails done at the salon, the salon owner can’t pay the rent, the landlord can’t pay his mortgage, the bank is forced to foreclose, the real estate market is depressed even further and the recession trudges forth.

However, what is an insurmountable obstacle to Sugar Baby and a threat to global economic stability is just a minor detail for an established Sugar Daddy. All he has to do is rollover with the spare change in the ashtray of his Mercedes and VOILA, problem solved.

With Sugar Baby elevated financially to “par” her options improve dramatically. She can move ahead and take advantage of employment opportunities that were previously unrealistic. If just one Sugar Baby is afforded the opportunity to start her dream business then the GNP upticks. Keep in mind that today’s start-up ventures are the Fortune 500 companies of tomorrow. Investing in Sugar Babies is sort of like speculating in penny stocks or currency futures, sort of.

3. Give Sugar Baby a Fish, She Eats for a Day. Teach a Sugar Baby to Fish. . .

Sugar Daddies possess valuable business connections. They can open doors for Sugar Baby that she may not have even known existed. Sure he’s going to spot her some well-needed cash, but a lot of determined Sugar Babies get off on making their own money.

Sugar Daddy can not only help Sugar Baby land a job, but he can be an invaluable resource in helping Sugar Baby get high-paying clients if she is an artist or decorator, or running a wide variety of other high-end service businesses.

Whether Sugar Baby goes on to become the hottest caterer in Manhattan or the most sought after wedding planner in the Hamptons, she’ll have her Sugar Daddy to thank for it. This is not to say that Sugar Baby can’t make it on her own; success is inevitable to those with focus and determination. But Sugar Daddy can definitely speed things up a bit; helping the cream rise to the top where it rightfully belongs.

4. Sugar Daddy’s Cash Infusion Stimulates All Economic Sectors

With Sugar Baby back on the map financially, she is free to spend. While some people may view buying expensive shoes, clothes, jewelry and spa treatments as frivolous and irresponsible, the reality is that Sugar Baby’s spending sets off a chain reaction that stimulates the economy as a whole.

Cash starved businesses thrive on spontaneous spenders and the money they receive trickles down to employees, vendors, landlords and the like. Those entities, in turn, have more money to spend on essentials as well as non-essentials. It is virtually impossible to calculate the benefit generated by some free-wheeling Sugar Baby spending.

Ladies, if you were raised to believe that good girls don’t date men for money, you were obviously raised by the Amish. If you learned in school that that by studying and working hard you could accomplish anything, the textbooks you read were probably printed in the 1950’s. You’ve been duped.

In this economy all bets are OFF. You owe it to yourself, and those maybe not quite as hot as you, to get out there and make Sugar Daddy dating work for you. Your country depends on it.

Not Any More Boss

Men, imagine a world where you can date the hottest women on the planet with absolute confidence. No more “Will she or won’t she?” “What should I say?” or “What if she just doesn’t dig me?” No more. . . “She’s Out of My League.”

These banal insecurities are now the sole and exclusive domain of washout guys who have to beg for scraps. In other words, if you’ve got the money then scrap the dating scene and be a Sugar Daddy. Let the illiquid and uninformed frustrate themselves night after night by associating with women who don’t know the lay of the land. You’ve worked hard to get where you are and now is the time for you to enjoy yourself to absolute legal limits.

Sugar Daddies call the shots, in the bedroom and out. Sugar Daddy Dating is the world’s purest example of the Golden Rule; you’ve got the gold so you warp the rules to fit your own self-serving agenda. There are more Sugar Babies who will dance to your beat than you could ever imagine. I mean THOUSANDS of them; and they are all HOT-HOT-HOT.

Women are no fools. They know that the ratio of Sugar Babies to Sugar Daddies is about 20-1, so the ones that are in the game are in it to win it. Picture, if you will, 20 women fighting for your attention and affection like starving lions; pouring on the sultry sex appeal like honey being drenched over a giant bowl of sugar cubes. Nothing could be sweeter.

The best part of the Sugar Daddy Dating scene is that you can pull the plug at any time if the game is not going your way. She’s too tall, next; her hair isn’t quite right, next; talks too much, next-next-next. You are officially out of her league more often than not.

The days of worshipping that blonde hottie from afar because you were pretty damn sure she was dating some hotshot, polo-playing millionaire are OVER. You are that hot shot millionaire now so step up and take your reward, take it with pride and without hesitation.

The competition to hook a Sugar Daddy has become so fierce that many women consider it a career. They’re hitting the gym twice as much as they used to, highlighting a dog-eared copy of the Kama Sutra while getting some radical hair extensions and scheming with every last bit of their female wiles how to win you over and blow your mind in bed.

The traditional dating dynamic has been knocked on its ass by a bad economy and a raging polarization of the haves and have nots. Men, if you’re fortunate enough to be one of the haves then you owe it to all those struggling bastards who came before you to cowboy up and wrangle as many Sugar Babies as is economically possible.

Think of your poor grandfather who came to this country and drank cheap beer while fantasizing over women like Greta Garbo and Veronica Lake (if you don’t know who they are then trust me, they are way hot). The guy never even had a remote shot at hedonistic pleasure.

He worked 60 hours a week, swallowed his pride along with a lot of overcooked chicken, paid the mortgage and sent your old man to college. You owe it to good old Gramps to post a Sugar Daddy personal NOW and drag your fair share of smokin’ tail back to the man cave.

There were tons of women that were out of his league, but this cosmic injustice has been righted. Sugar Daddy Dating is to men (real men anyway) what cheese is to pizza; the two need each other to achieve their full potential.

She’s Out of My League – no way brother. You own the league.

Little girls don’t run around playing “Date a Sugar Daddy.” Their games have a tendency to revolve around pretend relationships with Princes and astronauts. But in reality Princes are rather hard to come by and astronauts don’t pull down that much loot.

Once little girls mature into young women they realize that although money doesn’t bring happiness it definitely makes life easier. Some may initially hesitate when it comes to dating an “older” guy, but rich 50 is today’s new 35 and let’s face it, mature guys are the ones with all the cash.
 
Aside from the obvious financial benefit of dating a Sugar Daddy, there are many other very compelling reasons as to why this is the best dating option for women who want to keep their options open while figuring out what comes next.
 
Ignore what your gal pals have to say about posting a Sugar Baby classified, and certainly don’t listen to your Mom. Just make your own decisions and do what is best for you. There is nothing wrong with looking out for #1. Throw in the fact that you’ll most likely be physically and emotionally attracted to your Sugar Daddy and there’s no decision to make at all; it’s been made for you.
 
Men are held to a variety of standards. They are judged by their appearance, personality, career, and social standing, so why shouldn’t financial status be an equally accepted qualifier?
 
If you’ve had a few dead-end relationships and feel like you have nothing to show for them, or if someone is giving you grief over the fact that that you’re looking for a guy who can actually pay his own way, just whip out this article and beat them with it.
 
You just can’t argue with the following logic.
 

1. Sugar Daddies have seen it all, and they are not easily dismayed by a Sugar Baby with a skinned knee so to speak. While a man in his 20’s would most likely crawl out the bathroom window upon discovering his Sugar Baby is a single mother, Sugar Daddies are more apt to step up to the plate and lend some support, at least financially. Sugar Daddies realize that everyone has a past, and a present, and they Sugar Babies “as is” without the expectation of change.
2. Sugar Daddies can afford the best hotels, restaurants, clothes, jewelry and basically all of the finer things in life. They buy quality and can tell an expensive bottle of Beaujolais from a cheap Merlot. They’re cultured and have the dollars to turn an average night into an unforgettable evening.
3. Sugar Daddies have more life experience and know how a Sugar Baby deserves to be treated. They are refined, possess more poise and know that chivalry is not dead, it is just lacking in most guys younger than 30. Sugar Daddies are also more adept at blending in at expensive restaurants, exclusive night spots and other select social situations.
4. Sugar Daddies are far more romantic than the average Joe because he gets pleasure from seeing Sugar Baby’s face light up with joy and surprise. He not only knows what romance is but he has the means to execute whatever romantic plan he comes up with. When was the last time your boyfriend flew you from NYC to Nantucket via helicopter just for the clam chowder?
5. A man in his 50’s understands that a Sugar Baby requires security from the moment they meet. The fact is that Sugar Babies feel safer dating an older gentleman because he is indeed a quasi-father figure in addition to being a lover and a confidant. Sugar Daddies clearly understand that Sugar Babies need to be handled with care and that they have some trepidation when the arrangement is new. Sugar Daddies are patient, kind and understanding and usually take every possible measure to ensure that Sugar Baby feels safe during the “getting to know you” process.
6. Sugar Daddies know that in order to make you happy they have to take an interest in your goals and aspirations. In most cases they’ll offer a little coaching to help you get where you need to go. Sugar Daddies love nothing more than being able to help out a damsel in distress. Your Sugar Daddy can be your greatest mentor.
7. As far as sex is concerned, the Sugar Daddy knows his way around the block a lot better than some 20-something college guy. Don’t let his age fool you, the mature Sugar Daddy knows how to curl your toes in bed every time while his younger, financially challenged counterpart is throwing darts at a board. Sugar Daddy knows that pleasing a woman in bed is an art form, and he’s worked very hard to perfect his craft.
8. Sugar Daddies have less distractions and are far more “in the moment” than average guys. They’re financially stable, more self-assured and have been around long enough to know what they want. You will rarely if ever catch Sugar Daddy looking at another woman while he is entertaining you. You have his full attention because he is a true gentleman. Your looks got you in the door, but he respects you as a person as well.
9. Sugar Daddies bring consistency to the table. When they make plans or promises, they keep them. In a world full of people who will most likely leave you hanging at one time or another, Sugar Daddy delivers ten times out of ten. He is your friend, benefactor, emotional rock, and lover.

A piece of advice to all Sugar Babies; think incisively and act decisively. Cancel that next nowhere date and post your Sugar Baby classified NOW.

Live a little, live a lot. The choice is yours.

A woman with extraordinary beauty is more than enough for the normal man; but the Sugar Daddy is far from average. He craves adventure, admiration, accomplishment (the three A’s), and a whole bunch of other stuff in order to keep his instincts razor sharp and his appetites satisfied.

He needs a Sugar Baby (Sugar Babies) who can challenge his intellect, toss him a full clip when he’s out of ammo and it’s raining bullets, to help him hotwire a car if the situation necessitates, and one who can keep her Sugar Daddy’s secrets to herself whether they are together or have gone their separate ways.

Sure, I know what you’re thinking, “Why would I ever need to hotwire a car?” The point is that you’ll never know exactly the reason until it presents itself. And won’t you just feel ridiculous if your Sugar Baby falls short at a critical moment?

The following are the Top Five Cinema Sugar Babies who can handle anything. Any red-blooded Sugar Daddy would spend his bottom dollar to call one (or all) of them his own. Although they are definitely long on skills, these Sugar Babies are still a little short on cash.

Angelina Jolie as Fox, Wanted

A.J. in her natural form is the pinnacle of Sugar Daddy desire, but adorn her in exotic tattoos and put a custom-made .45 in her hand and she becomes the ultimate Sugar Baby. She’s got the face, the body and the ability to think on her feet. She can also shoot around corners which is an added benefit. Although lethal as a Black Mamba, Fox has all of the qualities that make her a top shelf Sugar Baby; sexuality, loyalty, style and whit.

Uma Thurman, Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill

There is just something about a hot female who can handle a Hattori Hanzo sword. Uma was Bill’s ultimate Sugar Baby, so much so that he was willing to scour the earth to get her back. Bill was the mature, worldly and experienced benefactor to the younger, impressionable Uma and the arrangement indeed worked for a while. Although things headed south after Bill tried to have her killed five times over, the Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby bond is not easily broken. Uma’s beauty, grace, style and ability to get out of tight places qualify her as one of the top five fantasy Sugar Babies.

Asia Argento, Yelena, XXX

We can already see a theme developing here; exceptional Sugar Babies are just a little dangerous, maybe more than a little actually. Yelena (Asia) is the Russian spy left out in the cold (extra points for the accent). She is dark, elusive, mysterious and unpredictable. She also has a soft side as inviting as a hot cappuccino on a cold winter day. Asia’s hot temper is only rivaled by her hot everything else. Although some less daring Sugar Daddies may consider her more than they can handle, for the powerful and courageous benefactor, Asia qualifies as Sugar Baby reserva.

Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, The X Files

Brainy Sugar Babies have their own special magnetism. Scully wasn’t just the relentless federal agent in search of the truth, she was the object of desire for every Internet geek between 1993 and 2002. Well a lot of those reclusive techies have grown up and done pretty well for themselves by becoming millionaires during the tech boom. They now have the money to indulge themselves as well as the Sugar Baby of their choice; which leads us to the ongoing fascination with Agent Scully. She’s the only fantasy Sugar Baby I can think of who looks hot in a blue blazer and slacks.

Halle Berry, Jinx Johnson, Die Another Day

It would be irresponsible to round out the Top Five without including one Bond girl. Jinx does for orange bikinis what wasabi does for sushi rolls. Halle as Jinx makes the Top Five for the obvious reasons, but she also possesses more esoteric qualities that cause rich Sugar Daddies to spend, spend, spend. She’s got taste, style, sensuality and an international flair that qualify her as a Sugar Baby ambassador. If Jinx were penniless and stranded on a tropical island, she’d have a condo with a view by nightfall and a rich Sugar Daddy paying her bills by the next morning.

When you post a profile seeking a Sugar Daddy or a Sugar Baby, the last thing you’re thinking about is a serious, or even permanent, relationship. Most people would be astonished to learn that a freewheeling Sugar Daddy decided to turn his arrangement into a traditional, monogamous relationship. However, for those of us familiar with Sugar Daddy dating, it’s not surprising at all.

A rich Sugar Daddy enters into an arrangement with a Sugar Baby for the sole intention of having good old fashioned no-strings-attached fun and an equal measure of carefree sex.

The atmosphere is relaxed, the sex is spontaneous and there is no “relationship” smothering the male/female dynamic; hence the booming popularity of Sugar Daddy dating websites.

So let’s break it down; what are the qualities that comprise a trophy wife? She’s exceptionally beautiful, socially graced, an expert at looking stunning at all times and a great event planner. She’s also usually considerably younger than her husband.

Hold on, are we discussing trophy wives or Sugar Babies here? By simple analysis, we’re describing both – they are identical except for one minor detail. The Sugar Baby doesn’t have a ring on her finger. That’s the only difference.

Which brings us back to the Sugar Daddy.

Sugar Daddy may not have been looking for a bride when he posted his profile but I don’t know of anyone who was specifically looking for a spouse when they found one. It just happens. And it’s more apt to occur if two people are caught up in a devil-may-care global sex romp than if they are making small talk over dinner at the Olive Garden.

Don’t get me wrong, in some cases Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies do get married and live happily ever after. But sometimes the process just repeats itself, and the now betrothed Sugar Daddy finds himself going back to the well, reposting his profile and seeking out his next Sugar Baby.

It’s called the Beverly Hills Syndrome, or at least it’s called that now.
 
Have you ever been on vacation and fallen so head-over-heels for a new location that you were CONVINCED you had to move there? The first time anyone goes to Beverly Hills they get hit hard by the ether. There are sports cars everywhere, the restaurants are packed with celebrities and the most mundane woman in the neighborhood is an undisputable 9.5. It’s pretty amazing.
 
Within three days you are sure you could live there and be happy, really happy. But after a month the traffic is starting to get under your skin, the snotty valets are gnawing away at your generally chipper demeanor and the barbecued buffalo medallions at Mr. Chows are starting to taste like chicken McNuggets.

The vacation is over, you’re officially a local.

Sugar Babies make the best trophy wives, without a doubt. But don’t lose perspective after seeing your Sugar Baby twice a week for three months. That doesn’t constitute a three month relationship; it’s actually a three week relationship if you crunch the numbers.

For the sake of balanced journalism it must also be stated that following your instincts will get you further in life than following the pack. If you’re one-on-one with your Sugar Baby for a prolonged period of time, there’s no one else in the picture and the two of you have already swapped house keys – you’re already married.

Regardless of which path you chose just be sure to do it for the right reasons. Beverly Hills is a great place to visit, but do you really want to live there?

So another relationship has just headed down the trash chute through no fault of your own. It just didn’t work out, but maybe you had your hopes up a little more than usual this time, or maybe not. Regardless, are you really ready to jump back on the same horse and lather-rinse-repeat until something finally works? Why bother?

Take a break, regroup, forget about the big picture for at least a little while and just find someone who wants to take care of you. Try something different and you just might get different results.

Relationships are hard, Sugar Daddy dating is easy. Going out and finding yourself a rich Sugar Daddy works overwhelmingly in your favor on several different levels.

If one were to say that people use people to get what they want, they would be branded a cynic. If the same person said that people couple together in order to satisfy mutual human needs, they are labeled a relationship expert. This brand of dating hypocrisy requires no additional explanation.

Your potential Sugar Daddy is prepared to install you at the center of his universe. He is far more appreciative than the last guy you dated and for all practical purposes, he’s probably better for you. Sugar Daddy will take you under his wing and shelter you from the cold, unforgiving world as long as you want him to. You’ll discover what it’s like to have fun again and you may even remember who you really are (loss of self is generally the cruelest casualty of a failed relationship).

Everyone wants what someone else has, which brings us to the second benefit of Sugar Daddy dating after a failed relationship.

The one doing the dumping at the end of a bad relationship never loses momentum because they have already planned their next moves. They pick up their old single life right where they left it (usually not far) and roll on down the road, whistling.

The dumpee, however, is now saddled with down time because they never saw the break up coming. If they don’t navigate carefully and make a couple of critical decisions fast, they run the risk of being the next topic in a Cathy cartoon.

The Sugar Daddy eliminates any and all down time because he is looking to party. He’s got places he wants to go and things he wants to do and they all include YOU. So, by opting out of more dating abuse and making the logical choice to find your rich Sugar Daddy, you’ve gone from eating cherry vanilla ice cream on a Saturday night watching TiVo’d episodes of Heroes to hitting the town in a very big way.

You’re back in the game and anyone who knows you won’t see you sulking. Instead, there will be text messages between your friends, speculating as to who the rich guy is that miraculously came out of nowhere at just the right time.

Best of all, the most effective way to find the man of your dreams is for him to see you in the arms of another man. It’s just human nature.

Not so long ago if the Dave Mathews Band stopped off for pizza at Ray’s Original in Manhattan the story would have made Page Six before the mozzarella got cold. Now, if the same bunch of guys cured cancer and baldness in the same day we’d never even hear about it.

At the opposite end of the spectrum, if a pancake waitress from Indiana turns out to be some no-name politician’s Sugar Baby, she’s got camera crews surrounding her apartment within minutes and we get to watch the whole story unfold via live feed on Fox News.

The people have spoken.

Men and women alike are OBSESSED with Sugar Babies. We want to know who they are, where they go, what they do and who they do it with. It was only a few short years ago that this type of societal fixation was reserved for people like Bono, Madonna and Kid Rock.

These days who you sleep with will make you famous. Just ask Rachel Uchitel, Jaime Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Jamie Jungers, Holly Sampson, and Joslyn James. These women were catapulted to international stardom by being the woman on the side for a golfer – a golfer for Pete’s sake. Back in the good old days (the 1990’s) at least you had to be getting it on with the President’s generate this kind of attention.

Sugar Babies are like TiVo; we just can’t live without them. Even for guys who will never dive into Sugar Daddydom, or women will never become Sugar Babies, they still want to watch and soak in every last steamy detail. Sugar Baby mania is here to stay, and it’s only gaining momentum.

Sugar Babies are our new Rock Stars; we can experience their exploits without waking up with a hangover; we live vicariously through them without having to stay out late, and they satisfy our primal need for drama and excitement without taking up too much of our time. Our Sugar Baby obsession is rich, juicy, delicious and convenient. We can do it from the privacy of our I-Phones or laptops while sipping lattes at Starbucks.

Whether they realize it or not, Sugar Babies turn perfectly normal people into delirious voyeurs. Our attraction to Sugar Babies is undeniable and irresistible. Sugar Babies are beautiful, exciting, and they live the lives that we all want to lead whether we admit it or not.

So what keeps the average woman from taking the plunge and trying out Sugar Daddy dating for the first time? It’s probably the same thing that holds people back from skydiving, opening their own business or getting that tattoo they always wanted; fear of the unknown. Fear is an OK thing, as long as you don’t let it do your thinking for you.

We at WealthSeeksBeauty.com feel compelled to offer one piece of advice to the girl next door, the soccer mom, the unappreciated office temp or the paralegal who has yet to realize her own potential; just stick your toe in the water, you might actually like it.

You don’t have to make a lifelong commitment (just the opposite actually) or go to Sugar Baby school for two years to get a degree. The opportunity to live like a Rock Star is right here, right now. There has never been a better time in the history of the world to be a Sugar Baby than this very moment, and the best is yet to come.

There are three kinds of people in the world; those who live like Rock Stars, those who want to live like Rock Stars, and those who live in denial.

There’s a new joke going around. It goes something like, “Tiger Woods hit a tree with his car and a bunch of women fell out.”

Sounds cute, but now the poor guy is knee deep is allegations of infidelity with about a dozen Sugar Babies, there’s talk of hush money that he doled out by the wheelbarrow and even speculation that he’s paying his wife Elin Nordegren $5,000,000 just to stay with him. How can this story get any worse? Well it can.

Mindy Lawton, a busty Florida brunette and one of Tiger’s Sugar Babies is quoted as saying that “Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we’d made love.” She also divulged that Tiger was “well-endowed” and into marathon S&M romps.

As if that weren’t bad enough, she went on to say that “He really did like it rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex,” she told the News of the World. “He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.”

These are details that we can all live without, but that’s not the point. Lawton broke the Sugar Baby code of silence and by betraying her beloved Tiger she betrayed every Sugar Daddy, past, present or future. She also betrayed Sugar Babies as a collective, leaving the world to believe that any Sugar Baby will spill the beans on her Sugar Daddy if the price is right.

How do we move on from here? One step at a time people, one step at a time.

Most Sugar Daddies are not Tiger Woods, and consequently are not nearly as susceptible to exploitation by the media. Secondly, Tiger has to eat a little of the blame here. It sounds like he may have promised his Sugar Babies a little more than he could deliver.

More than one of Tiger’s Sugar Babies was convinced she was going to be the next Mrs. Woods. Whether he really lead them on or not is difficult to say. But even if he did make some shaky promises in the heat of the moment, that still doesn’t give any Sugar Baby the right to break her vow of silence.

When a Sugar Daddy affiliates with a Sugar Baby he has the same expectation of confidentiality as when he deals with his an attorney, psychiatrist or barber. What goes on in Sugar Daddy land, stays there, or at least it’s supposed to. However, with the aforementioned debacle in mind, it’s important to make sure your Sugar Baby truly understands the code of silence she is supposed to maintain, whether you two are together or not.

Sugar Daddy Soundproofing

The term “gag order” is a little harsh, so we’re going to refer to Sugar Daddy confidentiality as “soundproofing.” The best time to start process this is at the beginning of the arrangement. Get started on the right foot so you don’t have to change direction after things are rolling. Be prepared to ask the tough questions.

For instance, “Honey, if you found out I was dating a dozen or so other Sugar Babies, would you go to the press or release a YouTube video about our sex life?”

Sure, there’s maybe a few different ways to couch this question but it does get the point across. You can tell by Sugar Baby’s answer if she’s going to hold up under interrogation at a later date. If she can’t give you a straight answer or you see that her pupils have dilated (nature’s way of telling you you’re in danger) it may be time to find a more discreet Sugar Baby.

Sugar Baby’s response to this question should be rather unemotional, borderlining on tepid. She has to be able to look you dead in the eye without even the slightest hesitation, and assure you that whatever transpires between the two of you, no matter how twisted, she is willing to take it to the grave.

People are people, and when feelings get hurt everyone has the impulse to lash out. The question is whether or not we act on that fleeting impulse.

In closing, confidentiality is a double edged sword, it cuts both ways. However, rest assured that the Sugar Baby code of silence is not dead; it’s just a little bruised.

My Mother was the epitome of old world conservative, or so it seemed until you met her Mother.

My Grandmother loved to tell stories about how she conveniently lost messages when “boys called on the phone” for my Mother. As far as she was concerned, suitors were supposed to come for family dinners and dates were supposed to be chaperoned. My Mother had her own ideas.

My Mother, in turn, believed it was irreverent for my sister’s dates to honk when they pulled into the driveway as opposed to coming to the front door and introducing themselves. The reality of the situation was that they were just terrified of my Father, and rightfully so.

The one thing the two generations had in common is that their perspective on how men and women were supposed to interact was steeped in dogma and outright ridiculousness. How anyone had five minutes of fun under those circumstances is a mystery.

There are 6,000,000,000 people on the planet, give or take, and the only thing that the average man or woman needs in order to be happy is to connect with about ten or twelve of them (500 to 1,000 if we’re talking about Charlie Sheen).

We don’t drive to work in horse-drawn carriages anymore, doctors stopped using leeches to cure headaches a while ago and we now know that the Sun is going to rise every morning whether or not we pray to it.

The dating concept deserves the same upgrade as every other aspect of Western civilization.

The Sugar Daddy scene is dating perfected. It’s effective, safe and delivers what it promises. The pretense, posturing and misrepresentation of hit-and-miss dating have been removed, leaving the Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby alike with pure, unadulterated expression of mutual needs.

Last time I checked honest communication was supposed to be the cornerstone of successful relationships.

Sure, Sugar Daddy dating is all about NSA (no strings attached), but in reality two people having the time of their lives on an adrenaline-fueled thrill ride are more likely to find romance than two people on a date chaperoned by my Grandmother.