In Order to Learn What They Don’t Teach In College You Have to Graduate First

Everyone remembers their college days with a sly grin; almost everyone anyway.

A college education is the cornerstone of any promising professional career, but college is also a time to cut loose and party way more than is socially acceptable in the real world. It is of vital importance to get the insanity of your system while you can. Once you’re in the crunch and grinding out fourteen hour days on Wall Street your partying is definitely going to be compromised.

Unfortunately, the average college student graduates today saddled with more than $60,000 in student loans to repay. Instead of living those last four perfect carefree years to the max, these students wallow in dread, wondering how the hell they are even going to begin repaying their way out of indentured servitude.

Although the student loan people cannot repossess your education if you flake on the payments, they can sure as hell make your life miserable and ensure that you NEVER get to finance anything else ever again; that includes a hot car or a posh loft in SOHO. You’ll be branded a deadbeat for the rest of your life and your credit rating will drag you down like a giant rusty anchor tethered around your precious neck. You’ll be financially crippled.

However, there is a simple solution, for the ladies anyway. Guys, you’re just going to have to do it the old fashioned way – best of luck to you.

Seeking Tuition

These are fast, strange times we live in, and women have the advantage. More and more adorable, hard-bodied females are holding themselves out as Tuition Babies. These fortunate coeds have an incredible opportunity that simply didn’t exist ten years ago. They can log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com, post a personal profile and easily find a kind and sensitive gentleman who will gladly pay every last one of their college expenses.

Tuition is just the tip of the iceberg. Food, books, lodging, clothes, medical care, liquor, manicures and lower-back tattoos all cost money. Sugar Daddy is willing to pay for all of the above, and then some. All he wants in return is a little of your time and a lot of your admiration.

Tuition Babies

Tuition Babies or T-Babies are a rare breed in the respect that once they graduate, odds are they’re done with the Sugar lifestyle. They are in it for the short-term, but the beauty of it is that they’re into the Sugar life during what is clearly arguable as their prime.

Tuition Babies range in age from 18 to 24 (unless you count grad students). They can throw back half-a-dozen shots of Tequila and still possess the coordination to do cartwheels on uneven terrain or the edge of a hot tub.

What more could a Sugar Daddy want?

This is not to say that ALL tuition Babies are extras from a Girls Gone Wild video, just most of them. The rest are plenty good too, bringing youth, excitement, enthusiasm and a plethora of other desirable qualities to the table. Sugar Daddy loves every last minute of it, and I have personally met a few of them who date Tuition Babies exclusively. Who could blame them?

The college Sugar Baby is akin to the dewy-petaled rose or the ripe kiwi. They are young, refreshing and unspoiled by society’s pressures and defects. This is not to say that other varieties of Sugar Babies are less desirable, but the college Sugar Baby is innocent without being naïve, she is untamed but not dangerous, and adventurous without being reckless.

The Tuition Baby is the perfect blend of sensuality and curiosity. Enough said.

Sugar Daddies, do your part for higher education and scoop up a Tuition Baby before the next graduating class joins the workforce, top-heavy in high-interest debt and generally disenchanted with life.

Tuition Babies, log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com NOW and post your personal profile immediately before the people from Visa send a hitman to your dorm.

If you don’t want to get even more depressed about your current economic bog, then don’t watch the evening news or pick up a paper. Doom, gloom, despair, and a bunch of other droll adjectives prevail in this economy, but rest assured Baby that help is just around the corner.

If you’re young, female (or male) and having trouble paying for even the bare essentials of life, then it’s time to retool your thinking. Since the haves seem to keep getting richer while the have not’s continue getting broker (if that’s actually possible) get ready to market your strongest asset, your youth.

Whether you believe it or not, there are tens of thousands of wealthy men (and a few well-to-do women) who are on standby right now just begging for the opportunity to come to your rescue. But in order to be saved it is essential to abandon your stereotypical beliefs about Sugar Daddies (and Sugar Mommies) before going any further.

If you’re concerned about being branded a sellout then comfort yourself with the knowledge that NOBODY gets anywhere in life without a little help from his or her fellow man (or fellow benefactor). The only difference is that in the age of the Internet you don’t have to send smoke signals or sit around helplessly waiting for the cavalry to arrive.

Getting out of your economic slump is as easy as posting a Sugar Baby personal profile.

If you have any reservations or preconceived notions about Sugar Daddy Dating it is time to put them aside; if not for yourself, then for the good of the national economy itself.

Your country needs you to step up as a Sugar Baby, and here’s why.

1. When the Bills are Paid Plans Get Made

How can you possibly develop to your fullest potential if you’re spending 60 hours a week just trying to pay the bills? You can’t – it’s a rhetorical question.

Sugar Daddies can free up your time so you can finish that master’s degree, start a dream business or develop a cure for cancer or baldness. We have no way of knowing if the next Marie Curie or Jenna Jameson is waiting tables right now instead of getting down to some real earth-shattering innovations. The thought that the next breakthrough in deep space travel or cold fusion is currently unrealized because the hostess at Scores doesn’t have the time to attend MIT is completely unconscionable.

With a little help from a benevolent Sugar Daddy that cocktail waitress could be splitting the atom in no time (or at least finishing NYU film school). Everyone benefits.

2. Equity Replaces Debt

Like most Americans Sugar Babies are top-heavy with debt. Credit cards, car loans, student loans, and Victoria’s Secrets store cards don’t just compromise Sugar Baby’s financial well being; these debts hurt all of us because they create economic drag.

If Sugar Baby doesn’t get her nails done at the salon, the salon owner can’t pay the rent, the landlord can’t pay his mortgage, the bank is forced to foreclose, the real estate market is depressed even further and the recession trudges forth.

However, what is an insurmountable obstacle to Sugar Baby and a threat to global economic stability is just a minor detail for an established Sugar Daddy. All he has to do is rollover with the spare change in the ashtray of his Mercedes and VOILA, problem solved.

With Sugar Baby elevated financially to “par” her options improve dramatically. She can move ahead and take advantage of employment opportunities that were previously unrealistic. If just one Sugar Baby is afforded the opportunity to start her dream business then the GNP upticks. Keep in mind that today’s start-up ventures are the Fortune 500 companies of tomorrow. Investing in Sugar Babies is sort of like speculating in penny stocks or currency futures, sort of.

3. Give Sugar Baby a Fish, She Eats for a Day. Teach a Sugar Baby to Fish. . .

Sugar Daddies possess valuable business connections. They can open doors for Sugar Baby that she may not have even known existed. Sure he’s going to spot her some well-needed cash, but a lot of determined Sugar Babies get off on making their own money.

Sugar Daddy can not only help Sugar Baby land a job, but he can be an invaluable resource in helping Sugar Baby get high-paying clients if she is an artist or decorator, or running a wide variety of other high-end service businesses.

Whether Sugar Baby goes on to become the hottest caterer in Manhattan or the most sought after wedding planner in the Hamptons, she’ll have her Sugar Daddy to thank for it. This is not to say that Sugar Baby can’t make it on her own; success is inevitable to those with focus and determination. But Sugar Daddy can definitely speed things up a bit; helping the cream rise to the top where it rightfully belongs.

4. Sugar Daddy’s Cash Infusion Stimulates All Economic Sectors

With Sugar Baby back on the map financially, she is free to spend. While some people may view buying expensive shoes, clothes, jewelry and spa treatments as frivolous and irresponsible, the reality is that Sugar Baby’s spending sets off a chain reaction that stimulates the economy as a whole.

Cash starved businesses thrive on spontaneous spenders and the money they receive trickles down to employees, vendors, landlords and the like. Those entities, in turn, have more money to spend on essentials as well as non-essentials. It is virtually impossible to calculate the benefit generated by some free-wheeling Sugar Baby spending.

Ladies, if you were raised to believe that good girls don’t date men for money, you were obviously raised by the Amish. If you learned in school that that by studying and working hard you could accomplish anything, the textbooks you read were probably printed in the 1950’s. You’ve been duped.

In this economy all bets are OFF. You owe it to yourself, and those maybe not quite as hot as you, to get out there and make Sugar Daddy dating work for you. Your country depends on it.

This question is a little tricky since it’s tough to attach any hard science to it. As far as statistical and empirical data is concerned, well, there is none. However, there is one basic rule of thumb that is universal; the more that Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy the less likely she is to say anything to her friends to jeopardize the arrangement.

Leslie is an experienced Sugar Baby who hails from Dallas. The men she sees are prominent and her role as a Sugar Baby is never really disclosed. In other words, no one has any idea that the men she sees provide her with financial assistance. She is pretty, unassuming and very discreet. She knows a good thing when she sees it and she prefers long-term arrangements over shorter, more sporadic ones.

“The Dallas dinner crowd is a very tight group for such a big city,” Leslie said. “Everyone knows everybody and gossip spreads like brushfire. I never, under any circumstances, reveal intimate details about my relationships to anyone. My closest girlfriends are even left out. Gossip is a very destructive habit and I don’t think people realize the damage they are doing when they make casual comments about people they don’t really know, especially when it comes to sex.”

Leslie represents the abundantly cautious full-time Sugar Baby. She owns her own home, has a thriving business and makes her own hours. She also has a daughter in private school. All the more reason to keep things very low key.

Kimmy (AKA Princess) is a bit more flamboyant. She’s younger than Leslie, plays it a little more from the hip, and isn’t really interested in long-term arrangements. She rarely sees a Sugar Daddy for longer than four or five months and even then, the encounters are sporadic and spontaneous. She never uses her real name, has a second cell phone for when Daddy calls, and never brings anyone back to her place.

“I talk about sex with my girlfriends all of the time,” Kimmy confided. “I don’t name names or if I do I’ll make one up, but if I am seeing a guy and it turns out that he’s uncircumcised, someone is probably going to hear about it. If everyone else is talking about some guy they’re sleeping with I can’t just sit there and be left out of the conversation. I’m 24-years old, what else are we supposed to talk about?

So far, the theory is intact. Leslie highly values her arrangements and says nothing about sex. Kimmy is less concerned with any particular Sugar Daddy so her sex life is an open book, even though she is cautious and tries not to mention names. It should also be noted that Kimmy does not travel in the same social circles as the Sugar Daddies she sees so there is little, if any, chance of rogue information making it back to an unintended recipient.

Since details about who is having sex with who can create serious blowback, Sugar Daddies may want to set the pace from the jump as far as sexual anonymity is concerned. If Sugar Daddy is seeing a Sugar Baby 20 years his junior, she may not even realize that a few poorly chosen words to a casual acquaintance can escalate into an all out ground war.

The good news is that our theory seems to hold water, so the more Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy, the less inclined she’ll be to broadcast his favorite sexual position.

So another relationship has just headed down the trash chute through no fault of your own. It just didn’t work out, but maybe you had your hopes up a little more than usual this time, or maybe not. Regardless, are you really ready to jump back on the same horse and lather-rinse-repeat until something finally works? Why bother?

Take a break, regroup, forget about the big picture for at least a little while and just find someone who wants to take care of you. Try something different and you just might get different results.

Relationships are hard, Sugar Daddy dating is easy. Going out and finding yourself a rich Sugar Daddy works overwhelmingly in your favor on several different levels.

If one were to say that people use people to get what they want, they would be branded a cynic. If the same person said that people couple together in order to satisfy mutual human needs, they are labeled a relationship expert. This brand of dating hypocrisy requires no additional explanation.

Your potential Sugar Daddy is prepared to install you at the center of his universe. He is far more appreciative than the last guy you dated and for all practical purposes, he’s probably better for you. Sugar Daddy will take you under his wing and shelter you from the cold, unforgiving world as long as you want him to. You’ll discover what it’s like to have fun again and you may even remember who you really are (loss of self is generally the cruelest casualty of a failed relationship).

Everyone wants what someone else has, which brings us to the second benefit of Sugar Daddy dating after a failed relationship.

The one doing the dumping at the end of a bad relationship never loses momentum because they have already planned their next moves. They pick up their old single life right where they left it (usually not far) and roll on down the road, whistling.

The dumpee, however, is now saddled with down time because they never saw the break up coming. If they don’t navigate carefully and make a couple of critical decisions fast, they run the risk of being the next topic in a Cathy cartoon.

The Sugar Daddy eliminates any and all down time because he is looking to party. He’s got places he wants to go and things he wants to do and they all include YOU. So, by opting out of more dating abuse and making the logical choice to find your rich Sugar Daddy, you’ve gone from eating cherry vanilla ice cream on a Saturday night watching TiVo’d episodes of Heroes to hitting the town in a very big way.

You’re back in the game and anyone who knows you won’t see you sulking. Instead, there will be text messages between your friends, speculating as to who the rich guy is that miraculously came out of nowhere at just the right time.

Best of all, the most effective way to find the man of your dreams is for him to see you in the arms of another man. It’s just human nature.

There’s a new joke going around. It goes something like, “Tiger Woods hit a tree with his car and a bunch of women fell out.”

Sounds cute, but now the poor guy is knee deep is allegations of infidelity with about a dozen Sugar Babies, there’s talk of hush money that he doled out by the wheelbarrow and even speculation that he’s paying his wife Elin Nordegren $5,000,000 just to stay with him. How can this story get any worse? Well it can.

Mindy Lawton, a busty Florida brunette and one of Tiger’s Sugar Babies is quoted as saying that “Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we’d made love.” She also divulged that Tiger was “well-endowed” and into marathon S&M romps.

As if that weren’t bad enough, she went on to say that “He really did like it rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex,” she told the News of the World. “He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.”

These are details that we can all live without, but that’s not the point. Lawton broke the Sugar Baby code of silence and by betraying her beloved Tiger she betrayed every Sugar Daddy, past, present or future. She also betrayed Sugar Babies as a collective, leaving the world to believe that any Sugar Baby will spill the beans on her Sugar Daddy if the price is right.

How do we move on from here? One step at a time people, one step at a time.

Most Sugar Daddies are not Tiger Woods, and consequently are not nearly as susceptible to exploitation by the media. Secondly, Tiger has to eat a little of the blame here. It sounds like he may have promised his Sugar Babies a little more than he could deliver.

More than one of Tiger’s Sugar Babies was convinced she was going to be the next Mrs. Woods. Whether he really lead them on or not is difficult to say. But even if he did make some shaky promises in the heat of the moment, that still doesn’t give any Sugar Baby the right to break her vow of silence.

When a Sugar Daddy affiliates with a Sugar Baby he has the same expectation of confidentiality as when he deals with his an attorney, psychiatrist or barber. What goes on in Sugar Daddy land, stays there, or at least it’s supposed to. However, with the aforementioned debacle in mind, it’s important to make sure your Sugar Baby truly understands the code of silence she is supposed to maintain, whether you two are together or not.

Sugar Daddy Soundproofing

The term “gag order” is a little harsh, so we’re going to refer to Sugar Daddy confidentiality as “soundproofing.” The best time to start process this is at the beginning of the arrangement. Get started on the right foot so you don’t have to change direction after things are rolling. Be prepared to ask the tough questions.

For instance, “Honey, if you found out I was dating a dozen or so other Sugar Babies, would you go to the press or release a YouTube video about our sex life?”

Sure, there’s maybe a few different ways to couch this question but it does get the point across. You can tell by Sugar Baby’s answer if she’s going to hold up under interrogation at a later date. If she can’t give you a straight answer or you see that her pupils have dilated (nature’s way of telling you you’re in danger) it may be time to find a more discreet Sugar Baby.

Sugar Baby’s response to this question should be rather unemotional, borderlining on tepid. She has to be able to look you dead in the eye without even the slightest hesitation, and assure you that whatever transpires between the two of you, no matter how twisted, she is willing to take it to the grave.

People are people, and when feelings get hurt everyone has the impulse to lash out. The question is whether or not we act on that fleeting impulse.

In closing, confidentiality is a double edged sword, it cuts both ways. However, rest assured that the Sugar Baby code of silence is not dead; it’s just a little bruised.

WealthSeeksBeauty.com would like to take this opportunity to extend its hand to professional golfer Tiger Woods by offering him a complimentary lifetime Sugar Daddy membership. Since we provide discretion and anonymity to wealthy and famous men we can assure that Tiger maintains the privacy he deserves while enjoying the Sugar Daddy lifestyle.

As far as international media coverage is concerned, Tiger Woods has effectively made the leap from professional golf icon to Sugar Daddy extraordinaire. His alleged sexual exploits with hot younger women have officially overshadowed his legendary prowess on the links. Although hostess to the stars Rachel Uchitel has denied any inappropriate involvement with Tiger Woods, a rather explicit voice mail message allegedly left by him for 24-year old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs is now circulating through the media like a brushfire through Malibu.

“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

The authenticity of this message is still being questioned, but we at WealthSeeksBeauty.com can only think of two guys named Tiger, and the other one sells breakfast cereal. Whether this phone message is legitimate or not, what Sugar Daddy needs this kind of press?

Tiger has just joined the illustrious ranks of David Lettermen, former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, former presidential candidate Gary Hart, Kobe Bryant, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and about a hundred other alright guys who just caught a bad break.

In our own professional opinion Tiger Woods is simply just another well-intentioned Sugar Daddy in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong waitress. Sugar Daddies are eternal optimists; they like to believe in the best in people. The only thing they are guilty of is just having too much love.

Once again, a little forethought goes a long way. Tiger, if you’re reading this, contact us immediately and we’ll take good care of you.

By: WSBNews@11:00

My Mother was the epitome of old world conservative, or so it seemed until you met her Mother.

My Grandmother loved to tell stories about how she conveniently lost messages when “boys called on the phone” for my Mother. As far as she was concerned, suitors were supposed to come for family dinners and dates were supposed to be chaperoned. My Mother had her own ideas.

My Mother, in turn, believed it was irreverent for my sister’s dates to honk when they pulled into the driveway as opposed to coming to the front door and introducing themselves. The reality of the situation was that they were just terrified of my Father, and rightfully so.

The one thing the two generations had in common is that their perspective on how men and women were supposed to interact was steeped in dogma and outright ridiculousness. How anyone had five minutes of fun under those circumstances is a mystery.

There are 6,000,000,000 people on the planet, give or take, and the only thing that the average man or woman needs in order to be happy is to connect with about ten or twelve of them (500 to 1,000 if we’re talking about Charlie Sheen).

We don’t drive to work in horse-drawn carriages anymore, doctors stopped using leeches to cure headaches a while ago and we now know that the Sun is going to rise every morning whether or not we pray to it.

The dating concept deserves the same upgrade as every other aspect of Western civilization.

The Sugar Daddy scene is dating perfected. It’s effective, safe and delivers what it promises. The pretense, posturing and misrepresentation of hit-and-miss dating have been removed, leaving the Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby alike with pure, unadulterated expression of mutual needs.

Last time I checked honest communication was supposed to be the cornerstone of successful relationships.

Sure, Sugar Daddy dating is all about NSA (no strings attached), but in reality two people having the time of their lives on an adrenaline-fueled thrill ride are more likely to find romance than two people on a date chaperoned by my Grandmother.

Not much has changed since the days when the first caveman dragged a saber tooth tiger pelt back to the lair to attract the favors of Wilma Flintstone. This simple exchange of essentials for affection set the pace for the next ten thousand years; except that now a diamond tennis bracelet gets a man further than a greasy animal hide.

Regardless of whether the Alpha Dog comes bearing animal skins or diamonds, odds are that he is not going to bed alone any time soon. This is why no one ever talks about the Beta Dog.

So why fight ten millennium of biological programming?

Woman are beautiful and amazingly complex individuals, but if given the choice of dating a man with good intentions and dating a man with good intentions and $5,000,000 in the bank, they’re going with the smart-money bet.

Women have one distinct ability that men do not, the ability to create life. Hence, they are more intuitive and even if they don’t have baby-on-the-brain, they are still thinking about the future while men are thinking about the here and now.

Women, regardless of their socioeconomic status, are simply not attracted to slackers. Recent university studies have even concluded that a woman’s degree of sexual satisfaction is directly linked to her partner’s level of financial success. Apparently size does matter.

Which brings us to men.

Men, for the most part, are raised in a football society. They are hard-wired to gain ground at all costs, push through barriers, and believe that the ultimate satisfaction is to be hoisted victoriously upon the shoulders of their peers and showered by the cheers and adulation of the roaring crowd. Even the most mild-mannered intellectual has this message screaming at him incessantly from the base of his brain.

Caveman thinking is what builds skyscrapers, put a man on the moon, and gave us cell phones with Internet access. If that first caveman didn’t risk his life to kill the saber tooth tiger to win over the sought-after cave Hottie, Sugar Daddy dating wouldn’t be the rage that it is today.

The art of the arrangement GUARANTEES that everyone comes away a winner. It’s the perfect storm of negotiated romance; the men with the most get the women with the most to offer. Now, because of the Internet, everyone gets to play.

The best aspect of Caveman Selection is that it only grows stronger as people mature. People don’t mellow with age; they become more focused on what they want. Women become more conscious about their financial needs, men grow more confident from accumulating life experience and everyone is a LOT more direct about sex; their need for it, the quality of it and the frequency they get it.

This is not to say that we’re all just a bunch of horny cave people. Men and women also have intangible intellectual and emotional needs that must be satisfied in order to be truly happy. We all walk a fine line between caveman and Renaissance man.

But when push comes to shove, the caveman bearing gifts is going to win out over the empty handed Neanderthal.

You’re probably familiar with the terms Sugar Daddy, Sugar Baby, Sugar Mommy and Sugar Pup, but just what is a Sugar Angel?

We’re glad you asked.

A Sugar Angel is a full-time Sugar Baby, but one that brings a lot more to the table than just breathtaking beauty. She is poised, intelligent and has star power. She’s the type of woman you can count on to get you on “The List” at the hottest nightclub in Manhattan, to schmooze your law partners into intoxicated trances, and to turn every head, male or female, when she walks into the room.

Sugar Angels are indeed a rare breed. They take pride in their chosen profession and work to stay ahead of the game. She can usually speak more than one language, reads the WSJ on the elliptical trainer every morning without fail, and attends Pilate’s classes with the dedication of an Olympic athlete.

The Sugar Angel can tell the difference between a Harry Winston and a cubic zirconia from a block away. She can confidently order from a wine list, even if it’s in Italian, and her wardrobe is so extensive that no one alive has ever seen her wear the same thing twice.

Her past is mysterious and she is adept at keeping her personal life private, but she is consistent, dependable and a consummate professional. She is meticulous and punctual without sacrificing passion for life.

The Sugar Angel has been to the Cannes Film Festival more than once and is always ready to tell you about her last trip to Vail. She seems to know everyone no matter where she goes and makes loyal friends with a single glance of her piercing blue eyes. You can’t help but love her. Her charms cannot be resisted.

The Sugar Angel’s looks are flawless, from her perfect face down to her always pedied feet, but hold onto your hats gentlemen; she definitely doesn’t come cheap.

If you don’t have a budget of at least $20,000 a month, don’t bother pushing the “send” key on that next e-mail. She takes you seriously so take her seriously. However, for the man fortunate enough to afford the very best, there is no substitute for the Sugar Angel. She is the limited edition Mercedes of the Sugar Daddy dating scene.

Oh, and one last thing, she never negotiates.