Not so long ago if the Dave Mathews Band stopped off for pizza at Ray’s Original in Manhattan the story would have made Page Six before the mozzarella got cold. Now, if the same bunch of guys cured cancer and baldness in the same day we’d never even hear about it.

At the opposite end of the spectrum, if a pancake waitress from Indiana turns out to be some no-name politician’s Sugar Baby, she’s got camera crews surrounding her apartment within minutes and we get to watch the whole story unfold via live feed on Fox News.

The people have spoken.

Men and women alike are OBSESSED with Sugar Babies. We want to know who they are, where they go, what they do and who they do it with. It was only a few short years ago that this type of societal fixation was reserved for people like Bono, Madonna and Kid Rock.

These days who you sleep with will make you famous. Just ask Rachel Uchitel, Jaime Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Jamie Jungers, Holly Sampson, and Joslyn James. These women were catapulted to international stardom by being the woman on the side for a golfer – a golfer for Pete’s sake. Back in the good old days (the 1990’s) at least you had to be getting it on with the President’s generate this kind of attention.

Sugar Babies are like TiVo; we just can’t live without them. Even for guys who will never dive into Sugar Daddydom, or women will never become Sugar Babies, they still want to watch and soak in every last steamy detail. Sugar Baby mania is here to stay, and it’s only gaining momentum.

Her favorite chord is the G String    

Sugar Babies are our new Rock Stars; we can experience their exploits without waking up with a hangover; we live vicariously through them without having to stay out late, and they satisfy our primal need for drama and excitement without taking up too much of our time. Our Sugar Baby obsession is rich, juicy, delicious and convenient. We can do it from the privacy of our I-Phones or laptops while sipping lattes at Starbucks.

Whether they realize it or not, Sugar Babies turn perfectly normal people into delirious voyeurs. Our attraction to Sugar Babies is undeniable and irresistible. Sugar Babies are beautiful, exciting, and they live the lives that we all want to lead whether we admit it or not.

So what keeps the average woman from taking the plunge and trying out Sugar Daddy dating for the first time? It’s probably the same thing that holds people back from skydiving, opening their own business or getting that tattoo they always wanted; fear of the unknown. Fear is an OK thing, as long as you don’t let it do your thinking for you.

We at WealthSeeksBeauty.com feel compelled to offer one piece of advice to the girl next door, the soccer mom, the unappreciated office temp or the paralegal who has yet to realize her own potential; just stick your toe in the water, you might actually like it.

You don’t have to make a lifelong commitment (just the opposite actually) or go to Sugar Baby school for two years to get a degree. The opportunity to live like a Rock Star is right here, right now. There has never been a better time in the history of the world to be a Sugar Baby than this very moment, and the best is yet to come.

There are three kinds of people in the world; those who live like Rock Stars, those who want to live like Rock Stars, and those who live in denial.

25,000 B.C., Tuesday

Cave paintings discovered in Lascaux, France depict two cave men. The first one is being berated by his unruly cave wife for being a lousy hunter and the second one is draped in animal pelts, surrounded by adoring cave hotties (also draped in animal pelts) who are ambitiously working to satisfy his primitive Sugar Daddy needs.

Ironically, a second set of cave paintings from the same region depict the aforementioned disgruntled cave wife living large in the upper west side after her divorce attorney got through shellacking her non-pelt-providing cave husband.

134 A.D., The Golden Age of Rome

Roman Emperor Antoninus kicks Sugar Daddy dating up a notch when he commissions the city’s top engineers to invent the hot tub, the smoking jacket and Vodka. Following in his steps future Emperors go on to pioneer the creation of the convertible, the American Express Platinum Card, the cigarette holder and Jello shots.

922 A.D. Feudal Japan

Japanese men realize that the guy who can afford the best rice wine and fish heads is the same one hogging all the best women. They band together to form an elite ruling class called the “Sake Daddies” and vow to win these women back by showering them in silk robes and pearls – the Geisha is born!

The Sake Daddies also hire artisans to carve thousands of small ivory sculptures in order to immortalize their exploits. Go figure.

Henry VIII, The King Of Hearts?

1522 England

Henry VIII showed western civilization how a real Sugar Daddy lives by initiating what will later become known as “the rotation.” Henry kept so many Sugar Babies waiting in the wings that HBO eventually gave him his own series. He had a good run but died, not from loneliness, in 1547.

1790 America

Yes indeed, George Washington was a PROLIFIC Sugar Daddy. He was also so adept at keeping his arrangements on the down low that the only things history remembers him for is chopping down the cherry tree and having wooden teeth.

George’s single greatest contribution to the Sugar Daddy lifestyle was establishing the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. After a few pints he was known to quip to friends that “What Martha doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” Washington also pioneered the concept of Brown Sugar which the Rolling Stones later immortalized in their classic hit.

1876 Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States

Once again, sex is responsible for the greatest invention of the 20th century, the telephone. Alexander Graham Bell realized that if Sugar Daddies were to live the lifestyle with any degree of convenience, they were going to need a quick and easy way to contact their Sugar Babies without dispatching a loose-lipped courier or taking a high-profile carriage ride across town.

Although married to Mabel Hubbard for more than 45 years, Bell learned early on that tech geeks make the best Sugar Daddies. Legend has it that he preferred the pay-as-you-go approach for his Sugar babies as opposed to a fixed monthly budget due to the fact that he was busy fighting off more than 600 lawsuits that challenged his patent on the telephone. However, it should be noted that he later went the extra mile and invented the metal detector after one of his playmates lost her custom broach during a romp in on Mass beach.

Imagine you’re a beautiful shining star, luminescent and bright, sending beams of radiant light and energy out into the universe for millions of light years. You are impressive and unforgettable in every way, but an astronomer has yet to discover you. The only thing standing in your way of being noticed is that you are surrounded by tens of thousands of other bright, shiny stars.

Sugar Babies are a lot like undiscovered shining stars; they are beautiful, unique and radiant, but they are surrounded by thousands of other Sugar Babies trying to attract the attention of that perfect Sugar Daddy.

Her bikini is already packed

If you know what Sugar Daddies look for in Sugar Babies you’ll be able to set yourself apart from the rest of the thousands of other shining stars in the night sky.

Sugar Daddies Want Convenience

Convenience and efficiency constitute the driving force behind Sugar Daddy Dating. Remove either one of these elements and the Sugar Daddy, as well as the Sugar Baby, are back to throwing darts at a board.

Stress the convenience of your situation when corresponding with your Sugar Daddy. Use terminology like, “available for spontaneous get-togethers,” or “my bikini is already packed.” As always, be yourself and make sure your personality comes through in the process.

Sugar Daddies Crave Approval

The Sugar Daddy is usually a self-made man, nothing was ever handed to him and the reason he has attained a certain degree of success is because of innovation, dedication and concentration. Express an interest in his business pursuits without being too invasive and let him know you’re impressed.

Sure he may have made his fortune in coat hangers or tube socks, but an empire is still and empire no matter how you slice it. Give your Sugar Daddy a pat on the back, or at the very least, an understanding nod. Acknowledge his accomplishments and it will come back to you ten-fold.

Sugar Daddies Require Certain Skills in a Sugar Baby

Beauty will get your foot in the door, but the Sugar Baby who can spin more than one plate at a time ups her appeal and her longevity.

By talent we’re not referring to your ability to debug a home computer.

Sought after Sugar Baby talents include;

Keen Fashion Sense – Sugar Daddies generally don’t have time to keep up with what’s hot and what’s not in terms of fashion. Demonstrate your ability to navigate the men’s department at Barneys or Nordstrom’s and you’ve been promoted from Sugar Baby to fashion consultant. This particular skill set works on several levels because if you’re shopping for him, well, you’re not going home empty-handed either.

I-Phone Blackberry Proficiency – There is no single greater aggravation to a Sugar Daddy than the non-texting, no e-mail having, technologically illiterate Sugar Baby. The Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy dynamic hinges on text messages, e-photos and other quick, short and sometimes erotic communications. Keep up with the latest in e-communications.

Activity Planner – Sugar Daddy’s are busy people, and without the right Sugar Baby to show them how to have a good time there is a distinct possibility they’re going to miss out on all the fun. It’s up to you, the free-spirited and vivacious Sugar Baby to know the best clubs, restaurants and romantic hideaways. Show me a Sugar Baby who knows where to rent Jet Ski’s at 11:00 p.m. on a Friday night at the Jersey Shore and I’ll show you a Sugar Baby who’s got wealthy suitors lining up around the block.

Sugar Daddies Love Independent Sugar Babies

No one likes clutchers. Sugar Daddies in particular are dynamic and independent, and since like attracts like, it only makes sense that the Sugar Baby who resides at the center of her own universe is going to get the guy. Independent Sugar Babies bring excitement, experience, charm and social skills into the equation.

Sugar Daddies, wealthy men, established men, call them what you will, have discriminating taste and are fiercely competitive. They need to know they’re getting the very best.

Plan your moves, exercise your creativity and blow them all away with your newfound Sugar Baby talents. You’ll be happy you did.

WealthSeeksBeauty.com would like to take this opportunity to extend its hand to professional golfer Tiger Woods by offering him a complimentary lifetime Sugar Daddy membership. Since we provide discretion and anonymity to wealthy and famous men we can assure that Tiger maintains the privacy he deserves while enjoying the Sugar Daddy lifestyle.

As far as international media coverage is concerned, Tiger Woods has effectively made the leap from professional golf icon to Sugar Daddy extraordinaire. His alleged sexual exploits with hot younger women have officially overshadowed his legendary prowess on the links. Although hostess to the stars Rachel Uchitel has denied any inappropriate involvement with Tiger Woods, a rather explicit voice mail message allegedly left by him for 24-year old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs is now circulating through the media like a brushfire through Malibu.

Tiger Woods, Sugar Daddy Masters Champion, 2009

“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

The authenticity of this message is still being questioned, but we at WealthSeeksBeauty.com can only think of two guys named Tiger, and the other one sells breakfast cereal. Whether this phone message is legitimate or not, what Sugar Daddy needs this kind of press?

Tiger has just joined the illustrious ranks of David Lettermen, former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, former presidential candidate Gary Hart, Kobe Bryant, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and about a hundred other alright guys who just caught a bad break.

In our own professional opinion Tiger Woods is simply just another well-intentioned Sugar Daddy in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong waitress. Sugar Daddies are eternal optimists; they like to believe in the best in people. The only thing they are guilty of is just having too much love.

Once again, a little forethought goes a long way. Tiger, if you’re reading this, contact us immediately and we’ll take good care of you.

By: WSBNews@11:00

Whoever said you can’t have it all was probably the same person who said money can’t buy happiness. These are two legendary rationalizations designed to keep everyone suspended in a state of perpetual malaise. In reality, you can have the best of both worlds without sacrificing your integrity.

Our parents raised us to believe that you can’t buy love, well you can’t. But unless you’re able to get out there and interact with a variety of people, love isn’t going to miraculously roll up upon your doorstep. But whether it’s love or a scorching NSA thrill ride that you’re looking for, the fact of the matter is that things cost money.

The Best Things In Life Aren't Usually Free

Sir Mix-A-Lot, probably one of the greatest philosophical minds of the 21st century, put it best when he wrote, “The honey gets runny when the money gets funny.”

So who are you going to listen to, your parents or Sir Mix-A-Lot?

An old business cohort of mine was one of the shallowest, narcissistic pigs ever to walk the earth. He had medium good looks, liked to work out so his body was solid, but he was completely unremarkable. However, he always had the hottest looking girlfriends. His secret; spend, spend, spend.

Howard (maybe his real name, maybe not) paid for EVERYTHING. He was the first guy I ever knew who bought a car for a girlfriend. It was a lease actually (the car not the girl) but that was only a small part of his largesse. He bought so much jewelry for his dates that a rep from the jewelry store would come into the office once every couple of months with a suitcase full of baubles and booty for Howard to stockpile. His spending was grandiose but completely premeditated.

There were weekends in Cabo, $700 dinners in the middle of the week and NUMEROUS shopping sprees. We all thought he was nuts.

Ironically, his money served as an effective vehicle that allowed him to gain repeated exposure to some of the classiest, most sophisticated women in the city. After years of pushing misogynism to the absolute limits, some class and manners actually rubbed off on the guy. He eventually hung up his six guns and married an Elle Macpherson look-alike.

Last I heard they had two kids and were doing just fine.

The point is that Howard wasn’t looking for love, and the girls who dated him were just into him for the money and the excitement, but the dynamic he created (unintentionally) set the stage for an inevitable romance. You can only rub two sticks together for so long before they catch fire.

So the moral to the story, if there is one, can be interpreted a few different ways.

One way to look at it is that Howard was a schmuck who burned through a lot of cash because no woman in her right mind would date him. The fool was repeatedly separated from his money in an irresponsible spending spree that lasted through three presidential administrations.

Another way to look at it is that Howard was lucky enough to be able to pay for an Ivy League education in how to treat a lady right.

Not every man needs to run out and embark on a wild Sugar Daddy spending spree like Howard, but maybe, just maybe, if a guy repeatedly complains that he can’t get a date, he just might be spending his money in all the wrong places.

Live a little and the possibilities are infinite.

Not much has changed since the days when the first caveman dragged a saber tooth tiger pelt back to the lair to attract the favors of Wilma Flintstone. This simple exchange of essentials for affection set the pace for the next ten thousand years; except that now a diamond tennis bracelet gets a man further than a greasy animal hide.

Regardless of whether the Alpha Dog comes bearing animal skins or diamonds, odds are that he is not going to bed alone any time soon. This is why no one ever talks about the Beta Dog.

Jurassic Park Dating

So why fight ten millennium of biological programming?

Woman are beautiful and amazingly complex individuals, but if given the choice of dating a man with good intentions and dating a man with good intentions and $5,000,000 in the bank, they’re going with the smart-money bet.

Women have one distinct ability that men do not, the ability to create life. Hence, they are more intuitive and even if they don’t have baby-on-the-brain, they are still thinking about the future while men are thinking about the here and now.

Women, regardless of their socioeconomic status, are simply not attracted to slackers. Recent university studies have even concluded that a woman’s degree of sexual satisfaction is directly linked to her partner’s level of financial success. Apparently size does matter.

Which brings us to men.

Men, for the most part, are raised in a football society. They are hard-wired to gain ground at all costs, push through barriers, and believe that the ultimate satisfaction is to be hoisted victoriously upon the shoulders of their peers and showered by the cheers and adulation of the roaring crowd. Even the most mild-mannered intellectual has this message screaming at him incessantly from the base of his brain.

Caveman thinking is what builds skyscrapers, put a man on the moon, and gave us cell phones with Internet access. If that first caveman didn’t risk his life to kill the saber tooth tiger to win over the sought-after cave Hottie, Sugar Daddy dating wouldn’t be the rage that it is today.

The art of the arrangement GUARANTEES that everyone comes away a winner. It’s the perfect storm of negotiated romance; the men with the most get the women with the most to offer. Now, because of the Internet, everyone gets to play.

The best aspect of Caveman Selection is that it only grows stronger as people mature. People don’t mellow with age; they become more focused on what they want. Women become more conscious about their financial needs, men grow more confident from accumulating life experience and everyone is a LOT more direct about sex; their need for it, the quality of it and the frequency they get it.

This is not to say that we’re all just a bunch of horny cave people. Men and women also have intangible intellectual and emotional needs that must be satisfied in order to be truly happy. We all walk a fine line between caveman and Renaissance man.

But when push comes to shove, the caveman bearing gifts is going to win out over the empty handed Neanderthal.

You’re probably familiar with the terms Sugar Daddy, Sugar Baby, Sugar Mommy and Sugar Pup, but just what is a Sugar Angel?

We’re glad you asked.

A Sugar Angel is a full-time Sugar Baby, but one that brings a lot more to the table than just breathtaking beauty. She is poised, intelligent and has star power. She’s the type of woman you can count on to get you on “The List” at the hottest nightclub in Manhattan, to schmooze your law partners into intoxicated trances, and to turn every head, male or female, when she walks into the room.

The Sugar Angel

Sugar Angels are indeed a rare breed. They take pride in their chosen profession and work to stay ahead of the game. She can usually speak more than one language, reads the WSJ on the elliptical trainer every morning without fail, and attends Pilate’s classes with the dedication of an Olympic athlete.

The Sugar Angel can tell the difference between a Harry Winston and a cubic zirconia from a block away. She can confidently order from a wine list, even if it’s in Italian, and her wardrobe is so extensive that no one alive has ever seen her wear the same thing twice.

Her past is mysterious and she is adept at keeping her personal life private, but she is consistent, dependable and a consummate professional. She is meticulous and punctual without sacrificing passion for life.

The Sugar Angel has been to the Cannes Film Festival more than once and is always ready to tell you about her last trip to Vail. She seems to know everyone no matter where she goes and makes loyal friends with a single glance of her piercing blue eyes. You can’t help but love her. Her charms cannot be resisted.

The Sugar Angel’s looks are flawless, from her perfect face down to her always pedied feet, but hold onto your hats gentlemen; she definitely doesn’t come cheap.

If you don’t have a budget of at least $20,000 a month, don’t bother pushing the “send” key on that next e-mail. She takes you seriously so take her seriously. However, for the man fortunate enough to afford the very best, there is no substitute for the Sugar Angel. She is the limited edition Mercedes of the Sugar Daddy dating scene.

Oh, and one last thing, she never negotiates.