In Order to Learn What They Don’t Teach In College You Have to Graduate First

Everyone remembers their college days with a sly grin; almost everyone anyway.

A college education is the cornerstone of any promising professional career, but college is also a time to cut loose and party way more than is socially acceptable in the real world. It is of vital importance to get the insanity of your system while you can. Once you’re in the crunch and grinding out fourteen hour days on Wall Street your partying is definitely going to be compromised.

Unfortunately, the average college student graduates today saddled with more than $60,000 in student loans to repay. Instead of living those last four perfect carefree years to the max, these students wallow in dread, wondering how the hell they are even going to begin repaying their way out of indentured servitude.

Although the student loan people cannot repossess your education if you flake on the payments, they can sure as hell make your life miserable and ensure that you NEVER get to finance anything else ever again; that includes a hot car or a posh loft in SOHO. You’ll be branded a deadbeat for the rest of your life and your credit rating will drag you down like a giant rusty anchor tethered around your precious neck. You’ll be financially crippled.

However, there is a simple solution, for the ladies anyway. Guys, you’re just going to have to do it the old fashioned way – best of luck to you.

Seeking Tuition

These are fast, strange times we live in, and women have the advantage. More and more adorable, hard-bodied females are holding themselves out as Tuition Babies. These fortunate coeds have an incredible opportunity that simply didn’t exist ten years ago. They can log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com, post a personal profile and easily find a kind and sensitive gentleman who will gladly pay every last one of their college expenses.

Tuition is just the tip of the iceberg. Food, books, lodging, clothes, medical care, liquor, manicures and lower-back tattoos all cost money. Sugar Daddy is willing to pay for all of the above, and then some. All he wants in return is a little of your time and a lot of your admiration.

Tuition Babies

Tuition Babies or T-Babies are a rare breed in the respect that once they graduate, odds are they’re done with the Sugar lifestyle. They are in it for the short-term, but the beauty of it is that they’re into the Sugar life during what is clearly arguable as their prime.

Tuition Babies range in age from 18 to 24 (unless you count grad students). They can throw back half-a-dozen shots of Tequila and still possess the coordination to do cartwheels on uneven terrain or the edge of a hot tub.

What more could a Sugar Daddy want?

This is not to say that ALL tuition Babies are extras from a Girls Gone Wild video, just most of them. The rest are plenty good too, bringing youth, excitement, enthusiasm and a plethora of other desirable qualities to the table. Sugar Daddy loves every last minute of it, and I have personally met a few of them who date Tuition Babies exclusively. Who could blame them?

The college Sugar Baby is akin to the dewy-petaled rose or the ripe kiwi. They are young, refreshing and unspoiled by society’s pressures and defects. This is not to say that other varieties of Sugar Babies are less desirable, but the college Sugar Baby is innocent without being naïve, she is untamed but not dangerous, and adventurous without being reckless.

The Tuition Baby is the perfect blend of sensuality and curiosity. Enough said.

Sugar Daddies, do your part for higher education and scoop up a Tuition Baby before the next graduating class joins the workforce, top-heavy in high-interest debt and generally disenchanted with life.

Tuition Babies, log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com NOW and post your personal profile immediately before the people from Visa send a hitman to your dorm.

Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunities Only Happen Three or Four Times

I had the good fortune to have dinner with some old friends the other night. All in all, this does not sound like a major accomplishment, but when your inner circle consists of in-demand artists, investment bankers and other self-determined powerhouse business types, time becomes a scarce commodity. Consequently, the time you do get to spend together becomes all the more precious and the conversations tend to be a lot more to the point just the way I like it.

One rather attractive 35-plus blonde (let’s call her Jesse) told me a story about her only single regret. She had been quasi-engaged to a man when she was 19. She worked hard at her craft while he seemed to have inordinate amounts of spare time. She never really stressed over money but she hustled to pay the bills. On the other hand, he seemed that he couldn’t have cared less about cash flow. The topic of finances never even came up between them in the course of general conversation.

About two years into the relationship her boyfriend’s father bought him and his two brothers, red, white and blue Mercedes (for real). She thought it was a little eccentric at the time but the mind of a 19 year-old blonde artist is a wonderful thing. She hadn’t accumulated enough life experience to realize that the very man she was already dating, a good-looking guy who was madly in love with her I might add, was actually a VERY well-off lad who could provide her with a storybook existence without really asking for anything in return except loyalty, appreciation and maybe, just maybe, what poets and Hallmark executives refer to as love.

You Don’t Know What You Got Until It’s Gone

Jesse and her young suitor dated for about two years but she figured that if she didn’t break up with him right then and there she would never break up with him (sound logic when you’re 19). In her mind, guys with fathers who doled out Mercedes for birthday presents roamed the streets like feral pack animals. If she ever wanted to circle back around and find another one just like him all she had to do was look up from her canvas and there would be at least two or three of them standing in line like old women waiting at a deli counter.

She was wrong.

More than two decades of dead-end dating ensued and just three years ago she discovered accidentally that her ex-boyfriend was one of the wealthiest men in the northeast. We’re not going to name his home state or get into any more detail about him aside from the fact that he actually made the Forbes’s list.

Jesse leads a rich and meaningful existence but not a single day goes by when she doesn’t think about what might have been. She imagines that posh gallery in SOHO packed with her originals, New York’s elite climbing over one another like hungry dogs, clawing at other’s backs for the opportunity to buy a piece of her artwork regardless of the price. Her mind replays scenarios of her setting up her easel somewhere in Nice or Marseille, overlooking the water and painting from the perspective of a very, very wealthy woman.

This is not to say that her art is any less desirable, or that she is any less desirable, for that matter. It’s just that timing is more important than most people realize.

Without the exposure that can be generated by having a disgustingly wealthy husband, her paintings sell for about $5,000 to $10,000 apiece as opposed to $500,000 to $1,000,000 a piece. That’s the most amazing thing about art, collectors actually buy the artist.

A part of her believes that she’s missed the boat, but nothing could be further from the truth. Jesse is still Grade A Sugar Baby material, and there are thousands of wealthy Sugar Daddies out there who would crawl through broken glass to set her up with that dream gallery or buy her very own set of red, white, and blue Mercedes.

The moral to the story is that it is never too late to find the Sugar Daddy of your dreams. The key is making your life experience work for you, not against you. Replace regret with ambition.

When the universe unfolds again and Jesse is afforded with yet another opportunity to settle down with another fabulously wealthy Sugar Daddy she’ll seal the deal this time.

In closing, buy her artwork while it is relatively cheap. Once she is the toast of Manhattan you’ll have to stand in line just like everyone else.

If you don’t want to get even more depressed about your current economic bog, then don’t watch the evening news or pick up a paper. Doom, gloom, despair, and a bunch of other droll adjectives prevail in this economy, but rest assured Baby that help is just around the corner.

If you’re young, female (or male) and having trouble paying for even the bare essentials of life, then it’s time to retool your thinking. Since the haves seem to keep getting richer while the have not’s continue getting broker (if that’s actually possible) get ready to market your strongest asset, your youth.

Whether you believe it or not, there are tens of thousands of wealthy men (and a few well-to-do women) who are on standby right now just begging for the opportunity to come to your rescue. But in order to be saved it is essential to abandon your stereotypical beliefs about Sugar Daddies (and Sugar Mommies) before going any further.

If you’re concerned about being branded a sellout then comfort yourself with the knowledge that NOBODY gets anywhere in life without a little help from his or her fellow man (or fellow benefactor). The only difference is that in the age of the Internet you don’t have to send smoke signals or sit around helplessly waiting for the cavalry to arrive.

Getting out of your economic slump is as easy as posting a Sugar Baby personal profile.

If you have any reservations or preconceived notions about Sugar Daddy Dating it is time to put them aside; if not for yourself, then for the good of the national economy itself.

Your country needs you to step up as a Sugar Baby, and here’s why.

1. When the Bills are Paid Plans Get Made

How can you possibly develop to your fullest potential if you’re spending 60 hours a week just trying to pay the bills? You can’t – it’s a rhetorical question.

Sugar Daddies can free up your time so you can finish that master’s degree, start a dream business or develop a cure for cancer or baldness. We have no way of knowing if the next Marie Curie or Jenna Jameson is waiting tables right now instead of getting down to some real earth-shattering innovations. The thought that the next breakthrough in deep space travel or cold fusion is currently unrealized because the hostess at Scores doesn’t have the time to attend MIT is completely unconscionable.

With a little help from a benevolent Sugar Daddy that cocktail waitress could be splitting the atom in no time (or at least finishing NYU film school). Everyone benefits.

2. Equity Replaces Debt

Like most Americans Sugar Babies are top-heavy with debt. Credit cards, car loans, student loans, and Victoria’s Secrets store cards don’t just compromise Sugar Baby’s financial well being; these debts hurt all of us because they create economic drag.

If Sugar Baby doesn’t get her nails done at the salon, the salon owner can’t pay the rent, the landlord can’t pay his mortgage, the bank is forced to foreclose, the real estate market is depressed even further and the recession trudges forth.

However, what is an insurmountable obstacle to Sugar Baby and a threat to global economic stability is just a minor detail for an established Sugar Daddy. All he has to do is rollover with the spare change in the ashtray of his Mercedes and VOILA, problem solved.

With Sugar Baby elevated financially to “par” her options improve dramatically. She can move ahead and take advantage of employment opportunities that were previously unrealistic. If just one Sugar Baby is afforded the opportunity to start her dream business then the GNP upticks. Keep in mind that today’s start-up ventures are the Fortune 500 companies of tomorrow. Investing in Sugar Babies is sort of like speculating in penny stocks or currency futures, sort of.

3. Give Sugar Baby a Fish, She Eats for a Day. Teach a Sugar Baby to Fish. . .

Sugar Daddies possess valuable business connections. They can open doors for Sugar Baby that she may not have even known existed. Sure he’s going to spot her some well-needed cash, but a lot of determined Sugar Babies get off on making their own money.

Sugar Daddy can not only help Sugar Baby land a job, but he can be an invaluable resource in helping Sugar Baby get high-paying clients if she is an artist or decorator, or running a wide variety of other high-end service businesses.

Whether Sugar Baby goes on to become the hottest caterer in Manhattan or the most sought after wedding planner in the Hamptons, she’ll have her Sugar Daddy to thank for it. This is not to say that Sugar Baby can’t make it on her own; success is inevitable to those with focus and determination. But Sugar Daddy can definitely speed things up a bit; helping the cream rise to the top where it rightfully belongs.

4. Sugar Daddy’s Cash Infusion Stimulates All Economic Sectors

With Sugar Baby back on the map financially, she is free to spend. While some people may view buying expensive shoes, clothes, jewelry and spa treatments as frivolous and irresponsible, the reality is that Sugar Baby’s spending sets off a chain reaction that stimulates the economy as a whole.

Cash starved businesses thrive on spontaneous spenders and the money they receive trickles down to employees, vendors, landlords and the like. Those entities, in turn, have more money to spend on essentials as well as non-essentials. It is virtually impossible to calculate the benefit generated by some free-wheeling Sugar Baby spending.

Ladies, if you were raised to believe that good girls don’t date men for money, you were obviously raised by the Amish. If you learned in school that that by studying and working hard you could accomplish anything, the textbooks you read were probably printed in the 1950’s. You’ve been duped.

In this economy all bets are OFF. You owe it to yourself, and those maybe not quite as hot as you, to get out there and make Sugar Daddy dating work for you. Your country depends on it.

Little girls don’t run around playing “Date a Sugar Daddy.” Their games have a tendency to revolve around pretend relationships with Princes and astronauts. But in reality Princes are rather hard to come by and astronauts don’t pull down that much loot.

Once little girls mature into young women they realize that although money doesn’t bring happiness it definitely makes life easier. Some may initially hesitate when it comes to dating an “older” guy, but rich 50 is today’s new 35 and let’s face it, mature guys are the ones with all the cash.
 
Aside from the obvious financial benefit of dating a Sugar Daddy, there are many other very compelling reasons as to why this is the best dating option for women who want to keep their options open while figuring out what comes next.
 
Ignore what your gal pals have to say about posting a Sugar Baby classified, and certainly don’t listen to your Mom. Just make your own decisions and do what is best for you. There is nothing wrong with looking out for #1. Throw in the fact that you’ll most likely be physically and emotionally attracted to your Sugar Daddy and there’s no decision to make at all; it’s been made for you.
 
Men are held to a variety of standards. They are judged by their appearance, personality, career, and social standing, so why shouldn’t financial status be an equally accepted qualifier?
 
If you’ve had a few dead-end relationships and feel like you have nothing to show for them, or if someone is giving you grief over the fact that that you’re looking for a guy who can actually pay his own way, just whip out this article and beat them with it.
 
You just can’t argue with the following logic.
 

1. Sugar Daddies have seen it all, and they are not easily dismayed by a Sugar Baby with a skinned knee so to speak. While a man in his 20’s would most likely crawl out the bathroom window upon discovering his Sugar Baby is a single mother, Sugar Daddies are more apt to step up to the plate and lend some support, at least financially. Sugar Daddies realize that everyone has a past, and a present, and they Sugar Babies “as is” without the expectation of change.
2. Sugar Daddies can afford the best hotels, restaurants, clothes, jewelry and basically all of the finer things in life. They buy quality and can tell an expensive bottle of Beaujolais from a cheap Merlot. They’re cultured and have the dollars to turn an average night into an unforgettable evening.
3. Sugar Daddies have more life experience and know how a Sugar Baby deserves to be treated. They are refined, possess more poise and know that chivalry is not dead, it is just lacking in most guys younger than 30. Sugar Daddies are also more adept at blending in at expensive restaurants, exclusive night spots and other select social situations.
4. Sugar Daddies are far more romantic than the average Joe because he gets pleasure from seeing Sugar Baby’s face light up with joy and surprise. He not only knows what romance is but he has the means to execute whatever romantic plan he comes up with. When was the last time your boyfriend flew you from NYC to Nantucket via helicopter just for the clam chowder?
5. A man in his 50’s understands that a Sugar Baby requires security from the moment they meet. The fact is that Sugar Babies feel safer dating an older gentleman because he is indeed a quasi-father figure in addition to being a lover and a confidant. Sugar Daddies clearly understand that Sugar Babies need to be handled with care and that they have some trepidation when the arrangement is new. Sugar Daddies are patient, kind and understanding and usually take every possible measure to ensure that Sugar Baby feels safe during the “getting to know you” process.
6. Sugar Daddies know that in order to make you happy they have to take an interest in your goals and aspirations. In most cases they’ll offer a little coaching to help you get where you need to go. Sugar Daddies love nothing more than being able to help out a damsel in distress. Your Sugar Daddy can be your greatest mentor.
7. As far as sex is concerned, the Sugar Daddy knows his way around the block a lot better than some 20-something college guy. Don’t let his age fool you, the mature Sugar Daddy knows how to curl your toes in bed every time while his younger, financially challenged counterpart is throwing darts at a board. Sugar Daddy knows that pleasing a woman in bed is an art form, and he’s worked very hard to perfect his craft.
8. Sugar Daddies have less distractions and are far more “in the moment” than average guys. They’re financially stable, more self-assured and have been around long enough to know what they want. You will rarely if ever catch Sugar Daddy looking at another woman while he is entertaining you. You have his full attention because he is a true gentleman. Your looks got you in the door, but he respects you as a person as well.
9. Sugar Daddies bring consistency to the table. When they make plans or promises, they keep them. In a world full of people who will most likely leave you hanging at one time or another, Sugar Daddy delivers ten times out of ten. He is your friend, benefactor, emotional rock, and lover.

A piece of advice to all Sugar Babies; think incisively and act decisively. Cancel that next nowhere date and post your Sugar Baby classified NOW.

Live a little, live a lot. The choice is yours.

Holy matrimony is a beautiful thing, but statistically most men and women go outside the relationship at least once for one reason or another (sex or sex). In most cases, however, they return to their spouse, having gotten the last of the wild oats out of their systems.

In more innocent times it was referred to as the “Seven-Year Itch” but these days it’s more like a persistent tickle. We’re all bombarded by the media with images of perfect people with perfect bodies enticing us to have perfect sex. It’s impossible to escape the barrage of sexual material that assaults our senses via television, magazines, billboards and of course, the 800-pound gorilla of them all, the Internet.

These days it’s a mystery how anyone doesn’t step out to sample the goods at least once in their relationship.

By stepping out and hooking up with a stranger the stepper is flooded with old emotions and stimuli they forgot even existed. There’s newly rekindled excitement, anticipation, and the flood of endorphins making it even more impossible to think straight. But then there is a resurgence of other emotions long since extinguished by married life; disappointment, disenchantment, disillusionment and a lot of other dis’s that were also forgotten about.

In this respect, since people are hard wired to stray from time to time, is it fair, or even remotely rational to put an entire marriage and family asunder over something that’s nothing more than a one-time fling? Of course not. Anyone who disagrees is lying, unrealistic or outright delusional.

Sugar Daddy dating delivers yet again. If the impulse to wander is there and it becomes impossible to fight one’s own biology, it only makes sense to take every possible precaution and do it like a professional as opposed to swinging wildly like a hormonal maniac. Professionals live to see another day, maniacs get ostracized.

The Sugar Daddy dating scene is packed with Sugar Babies who understand the fact that Daddy is probably married, but that’s OK with them nonetheless. If the arrangement works out, great, if not, everyone goes back to their respective corners and gets a second chance to reevaluate their long-term relationships. No harm, no foul.

Sugar Babies, especially ones who have been in the game for a little while, have pretty much seen it all. They are compassionate, understanding, well-versed in social etiquette and tread lightly when it comes to Sugar Daddy’s marital status. They know that there are no guarantees in terms of the longevity of the arrangement, but instead they focus on making every minute count. Professional Sugar Babies live for today and help Sugar Daddy do the same.

Sugar Daddy dating eliminates wild card variables and provides a safe way for men and women alike to stick their toe in the water without getting swept away by the current. Think of it as going on safari with a professional guide and tracker by your side as opposed to blindly trudging off into the jungle alone.

The beauty of Sugar Daddy dating is that one can be completely honest and even go so far as telling prospective Sugar Babies that “This is the first time I’ve done this so let’s take it one day at a time.”

If the arrangement is befitting to both Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby, then have at it. If it turns out that the grass isn’t greener then quite possibly the original grass is the one for the home team to stick with.

Worst case scenario is that Sugar Daddy (or Sugar Baby) walks away with a newfound appreciation for their original mate (or playmate).

It’s been scientifically proven that up to 93% of communication is non-verbal and based on body cues. This being as it may, you had better make that remaining 7% count.

Sugar Daddy incentivizing is based on subtleties. Don’t use a hammer when a chopstick will do.

It’s about planting seeds and letting Sugar Daddy think that your ideas are actually his. This IS NOT mental manipulation because if Sugar Daddy knew what you really wanted he would get it for you. But if he’s not the one coming up with the million dollar ideas and you are, you run the risk of bruising his ego.

In essence, you’re just providing indirect guidance and saving all parties involved a great deal of hassle by eliminating guesswork. It’s your duty as a Sugar Baby to be indiscernibly persuasive.

Sugar Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes

Basics first; shoes are a common denominator amongst all respectable Sugar Babies, and they don’t grow on trees or get delivered by the shoe fairy. They come from very expensive stores.

The next time you’re on a date, outing, etc., with Sugar Daddy and he asks you what you’d like to do, tell him you don’t know and then reach down to adjust one of your shoes. Casually mention that you just paid top dollar for your new kicks and that they are dreadful; you never imagined a pair of shoes could be so painful.

Voila! Daddy offers to take you shoe shopping so that your precious tootsies will never know another minute of sorrow. You act surprised and compliment him on how very thoughtful he is.

Your Chariot Awaits

A car can in no way be considered a luxury item; it’s an essential. The only question is whether you are going to drive a Kia Spectra or a BMW. Having never driven a Kia Spectra but having owned a BMW my opinion may be biased, then again I’ve never heard anyone bragging about their new Kia.

This one is simpler than you may initially believe. The basic mindset when going in for a major upgrade is that if you make it a big deal, then it becomes a big deal. Treat it like a non-issue and the whole thing is just two people having a conversation.

The new car strategy is actually the way I saw my friend Kelly land a new car from her Sugar Daddy. She simply told him that she hated her car and that she was sure he wouldn’t mind if she drove his. He of course obliged and then after a few times he grew tired of loaning her his ride so he ponied up and leased her one of her own.

They lived happily ever after, for the next six months.

Travel Like a Rockstar

Flying coach is for traveling salesmen. Sugar Babies fly business class or first class at the very least.

Let your Sugar Daddy know how much value you place on your relationship with your family and how it saddens you that you can’t visit your parents (aunt, grandparents, step sister in Laguna) more often because airline travel is such a complete drag. Elaborate how the last time you flew you got stuck between some creepy guy with a head cold and a screaming child.

No way is Sugar Daddy going to allow his princess to be soiled in this manner. It is GUARANTEED he’ll step up and offer to pay your way the next time you need to fly. Once again, the whole thing was his idea, not yours.

With great power comes great responsibility, so save the Jedi mind tricks for when you really need them and don’t abuse the skill set. In the unlikely event you find yourself wrestling with your conscience and think you’re becoming a manipulator, rest assured, you are not. You are simply doing the humane thing by letting Sugar Daddy know what you need and when you need it without expecting him to be a mind reader.

It doesn’t matter how you convey your message just as long as you get your point across. The rest is just semantics.

A woman with extraordinary beauty is more than enough for the normal man; but the Sugar Daddy is far from average. He craves adventure, admiration, accomplishment (the three A’s), and a whole bunch of other stuff in order to keep his instincts razor sharp and his appetites satisfied.

He needs a Sugar Baby (Sugar Babies) who can challenge his intellect, toss him a full clip when he’s out of ammo and it’s raining bullets, to help him hotwire a car if the situation necessitates, and one who can keep her Sugar Daddy’s secrets to herself whether they are together or have gone their separate ways.

Sure, I know what you’re thinking, “Why would I ever need to hotwire a car?” The point is that you’ll never know exactly the reason until it presents itself. And won’t you just feel ridiculous if your Sugar Baby falls short at a critical moment?

The following are the Top Five Cinema Sugar Babies who can handle anything. Any red-blooded Sugar Daddy would spend his bottom dollar to call one (or all) of them his own. Although they are definitely long on skills, these Sugar Babies are still a little short on cash.

Angelina Jolie as Fox, Wanted

A.J. in her natural form is the pinnacle of Sugar Daddy desire, but adorn her in exotic tattoos and put a custom-made .45 in her hand and she becomes the ultimate Sugar Baby. She’s got the face, the body and the ability to think on her feet. She can also shoot around corners which is an added benefit. Although lethal as a Black Mamba, Fox has all of the qualities that make her a top shelf Sugar Baby; sexuality, loyalty, style and whit.

Uma Thurman, Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill

There is just something about a hot female who can handle a Hattori Hanzo sword. Uma was Bill’s ultimate Sugar Baby, so much so that he was willing to scour the earth to get her back. Bill was the mature, worldly and experienced benefactor to the younger, impressionable Uma and the arrangement indeed worked for a while. Although things headed south after Bill tried to have her killed five times over, the Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby bond is not easily broken. Uma’s beauty, grace, style and ability to get out of tight places qualify her as one of the top five fantasy Sugar Babies.

Asia Argento, Yelena, XXX

We can already see a theme developing here; exceptional Sugar Babies are just a little dangerous, maybe more than a little actually. Yelena (Asia) is the Russian spy left out in the cold (extra points for the accent). She is dark, elusive, mysterious and unpredictable. She also has a soft side as inviting as a hot cappuccino on a cold winter day. Asia’s hot temper is only rivaled by her hot everything else. Although some less daring Sugar Daddies may consider her more than they can handle, for the powerful and courageous benefactor, Asia qualifies as Sugar Baby reserva.

Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, The X Files

Brainy Sugar Babies have their own special magnetism. Scully wasn’t just the relentless federal agent in search of the truth, she was the object of desire for every Internet geek between 1993 and 2002. Well a lot of those reclusive techies have grown up and done pretty well for themselves by becoming millionaires during the tech boom. They now have the money to indulge themselves as well as the Sugar Baby of their choice; which leads us to the ongoing fascination with Agent Scully. She’s the only fantasy Sugar Baby I can think of who looks hot in a blue blazer and slacks.

Halle Berry, Jinx Johnson, Die Another Day

It would be irresponsible to round out the Top Five without including one Bond girl. Jinx does for orange bikinis what wasabi does for sushi rolls. Halle as Jinx makes the Top Five for the obvious reasons, but she also possesses more esoteric qualities that cause rich Sugar Daddies to spend, spend, spend. She’s got taste, style, sensuality and an international flair that qualify her as a Sugar Baby ambassador. If Jinx were penniless and stranded on a tropical island, she’d have a condo with a view by nightfall and a rich Sugar Daddy paying her bills by the next morning.

The concept of married men maintaining a relationship with women outside of their marriage is so prevalent throughout history and society that the woman on the side has become known by dozens of different names; mistress and Sugar Baby currently being the preferred terms.

Ironically, the word mistress has two very distinct definitions;

1. A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man who is not her husband and from whom she generally receives material support.
2. A woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household: “Thirteen years had seen her mistress of Kellynch Hall” (Jane Austen).

Think about it, a woman having sex with a married man while receiving his financial support is synonymous with a woman in a position of authority, control or ownership. History tells us that these two types of mistresses constitute two sides of the very same coin.

Since I’ve never known anyone to have a mistress, but more than a few of my associates maintain Sugar Babies, it’s safe to assume that the latter term has replaced the former. Yet even though the name has changed, the Sugar Baby is as much in a position of power as the mistress as was.

A married man may cheat on his wife, but he will rarely, if ever, cheat on his Sugar Baby. In this respect, the Sugar Baby maintains a position of control. Reason being is that Sugar Daddy knows that Sugar Baby can do what she wants, when she wants to, without asking permission.

If she is charming and beautiful enough to attract him, it stands to reason that there are dozens of rich Sugar Daddies circling nearby waiting to win her favors. The more luscious the Sugar Baby, the more options she has.

It is the sheer design of the Sugar Baby arrangement that empowers the Sugar Baby with irrefutable independence. There is no ring on her finger, she’s taken no vows, and there are no legal ramifications if she exits the arrangement. She has total freewill.

The Sugar Daddy is compelled, not obliged, to keep Sugar Baby content. With this type of motivation as his compass, Sugar Daddy is more innovative in terms of how he keeps his Sugar Baby happy. He’s quick to praise, slow to admonish, and he is generally on his best, most romantic behavior at all times.

The Sugar Baby, inversely, is free to simply be herself. She is whimsical, dynamic, fascinating and of course beautiful. Whether she realizes it or not, she dictates the terms of the arrangement either overtly or inadvertently.

This form of “role reversal” is the rule, not the exception. The concept of the dependant, insecure Sugar Baby holds no more credence than does the belief that alien visitors built Stonehenge.

The modern Sugar Baby carries with her the mistress legacy wherever she goes. She is the embodiment of Cleopatra, Catherine the Great, and Marilyn Monroe, all rolled into one. She is the great motivator behind many powerful men including emperors, kings generals and presidents.

Without the Sugar Baby’s allure of independence, man would not have invented the internal combustion engine, put a man on the moon and of course, developed the Internet to what it is today.

So the next time you see a hot Sugar Baby sitting next to her older, distinguished and of course rich Sugar Daddy in his SL 500, just remember that without her we’d all still be riding horseback.

When you post a profile seeking a Sugar Daddy or a Sugar Baby, the last thing you’re thinking about is a serious, or even permanent, relationship. Most people would be astonished to learn that a freewheeling Sugar Daddy decided to turn his arrangement into a traditional, monogamous relationship. However, for those of us familiar with Sugar Daddy dating, it’s not surprising at all.

A rich Sugar Daddy enters into an arrangement with a Sugar Baby for the sole intention of having good old fashioned no-strings-attached fun and an equal measure of carefree sex.

The atmosphere is relaxed, the sex is spontaneous and there is no “relationship” smothering the male/female dynamic; hence the booming popularity of Sugar Daddy dating websites.

So let’s break it down; what are the qualities that comprise a trophy wife? She’s exceptionally beautiful, socially graced, an expert at looking stunning at all times and a great event planner. She’s also usually considerably younger than her husband.

Hold on, are we discussing trophy wives or Sugar Babies here? By simple analysis, we’re describing both – they are identical except for one minor detail. The Sugar Baby doesn’t have a ring on her finger. That’s the only difference.

Which brings us back to the Sugar Daddy.

Sugar Daddy may not have been looking for a bride when he posted his profile but I don’t know of anyone who was specifically looking for a spouse when they found one. It just happens. And it’s more apt to occur if two people are caught up in a devil-may-care global sex romp than if they are making small talk over dinner at the Olive Garden.

Don’t get me wrong, in some cases Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies do get married and live happily ever after. But sometimes the process just repeats itself, and the now betrothed Sugar Daddy finds himself going back to the well, reposting his profile and seeking out his next Sugar Baby.

It’s called the Beverly Hills Syndrome, or at least it’s called that now.
 
Have you ever been on vacation and fallen so head-over-heels for a new location that you were CONVINCED you had to move there? The first time anyone goes to Beverly Hills they get hit hard by the ether. There are sports cars everywhere, the restaurants are packed with celebrities and the most mundane woman in the neighborhood is an undisputable 9.5. It’s pretty amazing.
 
Within three days you are sure you could live there and be happy, really happy. But after a month the traffic is starting to get under your skin, the snotty valets are gnawing away at your generally chipper demeanor and the barbecued buffalo medallions at Mr. Chows are starting to taste like chicken McNuggets.

The vacation is over, you’re officially a local.

Sugar Babies make the best trophy wives, without a doubt. But don’t lose perspective after seeing your Sugar Baby twice a week for three months. That doesn’t constitute a three month relationship; it’s actually a three week relationship if you crunch the numbers.

For the sake of balanced journalism it must also be stated that following your instincts will get you further in life than following the pack. If you’re one-on-one with your Sugar Baby for a prolonged period of time, there’s no one else in the picture and the two of you have already swapped house keys – you’re already married.

Regardless of which path you chose just be sure to do it for the right reasons. Beverly Hills is a great place to visit, but do you really want to live there?

So another relationship has just headed down the trash chute through no fault of your own. It just didn’t work out, but maybe you had your hopes up a little more than usual this time, or maybe not. Regardless, are you really ready to jump back on the same horse and lather-rinse-repeat until something finally works? Why bother?

Take a break, regroup, forget about the big picture for at least a little while and just find someone who wants to take care of you. Try something different and you just might get different results.

Relationships are hard, Sugar Daddy dating is easy. Going out and finding yourself a rich Sugar Daddy works overwhelmingly in your favor on several different levels.

If one were to say that people use people to get what they want, they would be branded a cynic. If the same person said that people couple together in order to satisfy mutual human needs, they are labeled a relationship expert. This brand of dating hypocrisy requires no additional explanation.

Your potential Sugar Daddy is prepared to install you at the center of his universe. He is far more appreciative than the last guy you dated and for all practical purposes, he’s probably better for you. Sugar Daddy will take you under his wing and shelter you from the cold, unforgiving world as long as you want him to. You’ll discover what it’s like to have fun again and you may even remember who you really are (loss of self is generally the cruelest casualty of a failed relationship).

Everyone wants what someone else has, which brings us to the second benefit of Sugar Daddy dating after a failed relationship.

The one doing the dumping at the end of a bad relationship never loses momentum because they have already planned their next moves. They pick up their old single life right where they left it (usually not far) and roll on down the road, whistling.

The dumpee, however, is now saddled with down time because they never saw the break up coming. If they don’t navigate carefully and make a couple of critical decisions fast, they run the risk of being the next topic in a Cathy cartoon.

The Sugar Daddy eliminates any and all down time because he is looking to party. He’s got places he wants to go and things he wants to do and they all include YOU. So, by opting out of more dating abuse and making the logical choice to find your rich Sugar Daddy, you’ve gone from eating cherry vanilla ice cream on a Saturday night watching TiVo’d episodes of Heroes to hitting the town in a very big way.

You’re back in the game and anyone who knows you won’t see you sulking. Instead, there will be text messages between your friends, speculating as to who the rich guy is that miraculously came out of nowhere at just the right time.

Best of all, the most effective way to find the man of your dreams is for him to see you in the arms of another man. It’s just human nature.