Not Any More Boss

Men, imagine a world where you can date the hottest women on the planet with absolute confidence. No more “Will she or won’t she?” “What should I say?” or “What if she just doesn’t dig me?” No more. . . “She’s Out of My League.”

These banal insecurities are now the sole and exclusive domain of washout guys who have to beg for scraps. In other words, if you’ve got the money then scrap the dating scene and be a Sugar Daddy. Let the illiquid and uninformed frustrate themselves night after night by associating with women who don’t know the lay of the land. You’ve worked hard to get where you are and now is the time for you to enjoy yourself to absolute legal limits.

Sugar Daddies call the shots, in the bedroom and out. Sugar Daddy Dating is the world’s purest example of the Golden Rule; you’ve got the gold so you warp the rules to fit your own self-serving agenda. There are more Sugar Babies who will dance to your beat than you could ever imagine. I mean THOUSANDS of them; and they are all HOT-HOT-HOT.

Women are no fools. They know that the ratio of Sugar Babies to Sugar Daddies is about 20-1, so the ones that are in the game are in it to win it. Picture, if you will, 20 women fighting for your attention and affection like starving lions; pouring on the sultry sex appeal like honey being drenched over a giant bowl of sugar cubes. Nothing could be sweeter.

The best part of the Sugar Daddy Dating scene is that you can pull the plug at any time if the game is not going your way. She’s too tall, next; her hair isn’t quite right, next; talks too much, next-next-next. You are officially out of her league more often than not.

The days of worshipping that blonde hottie from afar because you were pretty damn sure she was dating some hotshot, polo-playing millionaire are OVER. You are that hot shot millionaire now so step up and take your reward, take it with pride and without hesitation.

The competition to hook a Sugar Daddy has become so fierce that many women consider it a career. They’re hitting the gym twice as much as they used to, highlighting a dog-eared copy of the Kama Sutra while getting some radical hair extensions and scheming with every last bit of their female wiles how to win you over and blow your mind in bed.

The traditional dating dynamic has been knocked on its ass by a bad economy and a raging polarization of the haves and have nots. Men, if you’re fortunate enough to be one of the haves then you owe it to all those struggling bastards who came before you to cowboy up and wrangle as many Sugar Babies as is economically possible.

Think of your poor grandfather who came to this country and drank cheap beer while fantasizing over women like Greta Garbo and Veronica Lake (if you don’t know who they are then trust me, they are way hot). The guy never even had a remote shot at hedonistic pleasure.

He worked 60 hours a week, swallowed his pride along with a lot of overcooked chicken, paid the mortgage and sent your old man to college. You owe it to good old Gramps to post a Sugar Daddy personal NOW and drag your fair share of smokin’ tail back to the man cave.

There were tons of women that were out of his league, but this cosmic injustice has been righted. Sugar Daddy Dating is to men (real men anyway) what cheese is to pizza; the two need each other to achieve their full potential.

She’s Out of My League – no way brother. You own the league.

What began as a velveteen dream has become a prickly cactus. Sugar Daddy is not financially coming through like he should, or quite possibly Sugar Baby is starting to act more like a spoiled girlfriend than a playmate.

In Sugar terminology this is referred to as the “dip.” The question is whether to fire them or fire them up. This is a highly personal decision and no one can tell you what to do, but we’ll try anyway.

If the dip is going to occur, you’ll see it about 120 days into the arrangement (give or take). Telltale signs include, but are not limited to; lack of social spontaneity, plans being broken at the last minute, lame excuses for not seeing you, a generally distant demeanor, a misplaced creative spark, decline in quality of appearance, decline in party time, decline in frequency or intensity of sex, and decline in cash flow. The basic rule of thumb is that once the word “decline” rears its ugly head, you’re into the dip.

Believe it or not, you’ve got more options in this situation than you may think.

Widen the Rotation

Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby may not be a total write-off at this point. After all, the definition of a “dip” is something that declines but that may still rally back to its previous, or even higher, level.

Set your existing Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby into a wider rotation and incorporate some new blood. Dips are usually caused by overexposure; two people spending too much time with each other. Familiarity breeds contempt. Odds are if you’re into a dip you’re probably doing a one-on-one with Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby and it’s time to invite some new players to the party.

By recruiting new Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies into the mix you’re taking the pressure off of any single person to satisfy your needs, whether they are financial, sexual, social or any combination thereof. New players mean new forms of excitement, new music, new nightspots, new experiences, new entertainment, and the entire Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby dynamic has been effectively revitalized.

After a few months you may come to realize that your original Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby is looking better than they used to (maybe the grass wasn’t greener), or maybe they’re just making more of an effort once they’ve realized you’re a hot commodity. Either way, you just beat the dip.

Make a Clean Break

Once again, total judgment call on your part.

Men and women get into Sugar Daddy arrangements to avoid the humdrum complications of ordinary dating scenarios. If you’re rocking the NSA attitude and suddenly you find yourself mired in boredom and malaise, congratulations, you now have a boyfriend or girlfriend and a stale one at that. The entire Sugar lifestyle has just been undermined; time to cut and run.

Use this situation as a learning experience. Was the chemistry lacking to begin with or did it die a slow and agonizingly painful death over a period of time? Change your tactics to make sure this doesn’t happen again. There’s no reason for it.

Sugar Daddy dating is about having fun, red hot sex, five-star restaurants, travel, entertainment and no hassles. It’s a sybaritic (luxurious) lifestyle so don’t weigh it down with and compromise or complacency.

The minute you’re not totally captivated about hooking up with your Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby, step back, gain some perspective, and remember what you posted in your profile to begin with.

The only dip you should accept is the one you take in the hot tub at the ski lodge in Aspen.

This question is a little tricky since it’s tough to attach any hard science to it. As far as statistical and empirical data is concerned, well, there is none. However, there is one basic rule of thumb that is universal; the more that Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy the less likely she is to say anything to her friends to jeopardize the arrangement.

Leslie is an experienced Sugar Baby who hails from Dallas. The men she sees are prominent and her role as a Sugar Baby is never really disclosed. In other words, no one has any idea that the men she sees provide her with financial assistance. She is pretty, unassuming and very discreet. She knows a good thing when she sees it and she prefers long-term arrangements over shorter, more sporadic ones.

“The Dallas dinner crowd is a very tight group for such a big city,” Leslie said. “Everyone knows everybody and gossip spreads like brushfire. I never, under any circumstances, reveal intimate details about my relationships to anyone. My closest girlfriends are even left out. Gossip is a very destructive habit and I don’t think people realize the damage they are doing when they make casual comments about people they don’t really know, especially when it comes to sex.”

Leslie represents the abundantly cautious full-time Sugar Baby. She owns her own home, has a thriving business and makes her own hours. She also has a daughter in private school. All the more reason to keep things very low key.

Kimmy (AKA Princess) is a bit more flamboyant. She’s younger than Leslie, plays it a little more from the hip, and isn’t really interested in long-term arrangements. She rarely sees a Sugar Daddy for longer than four or five months and even then, the encounters are sporadic and spontaneous. She never uses her real name, has a second cell phone for when Daddy calls, and never brings anyone back to her place.

“I talk about sex with my girlfriends all of the time,” Kimmy confided. “I don’t name names or if I do I’ll make one up, but if I am seeing a guy and it turns out that he’s uncircumcised, someone is probably going to hear about it. If everyone else is talking about some guy they’re sleeping with I can’t just sit there and be left out of the conversation. I’m 24-years old, what else are we supposed to talk about?

So far, the theory is intact. Leslie highly values her arrangements and says nothing about sex. Kimmy is less concerned with any particular Sugar Daddy so her sex life is an open book, even though she is cautious and tries not to mention names. It should also be noted that Kimmy does not travel in the same social circles as the Sugar Daddies she sees so there is little, if any, chance of rogue information making it back to an unintended recipient.

Since details about who is having sex with who can create serious blowback, Sugar Daddies may want to set the pace from the jump as far as sexual anonymity is concerned. If Sugar Daddy is seeing a Sugar Baby 20 years his junior, she may not even realize that a few poorly chosen words to a casual acquaintance can escalate into an all out ground war.

The good news is that our theory seems to hold water, so the more Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy, the less inclined she’ll be to broadcast his favorite sexual position.

A woman with extraordinary beauty is more than enough for the normal man; but the Sugar Daddy is far from average. He craves adventure, admiration, accomplishment (the three A’s), and a whole bunch of other stuff in order to keep his instincts razor sharp and his appetites satisfied.

He needs a Sugar Baby (Sugar Babies) who can challenge his intellect, toss him a full clip when he’s out of ammo and it’s raining bullets, to help him hotwire a car if the situation necessitates, and one who can keep her Sugar Daddy’s secrets to herself whether they are together or have gone their separate ways.

Sure, I know what you’re thinking, “Why would I ever need to hotwire a car?” The point is that you’ll never know exactly the reason until it presents itself. And won’t you just feel ridiculous if your Sugar Baby falls short at a critical moment?

The following are the Top Five Cinema Sugar Babies who can handle anything. Any red-blooded Sugar Daddy would spend his bottom dollar to call one (or all) of them his own. Although they are definitely long on skills, these Sugar Babies are still a little short on cash.

Angelina Jolie as Fox, Wanted

A.J. in her natural form is the pinnacle of Sugar Daddy desire, but adorn her in exotic tattoos and put a custom-made .45 in her hand and she becomes the ultimate Sugar Baby. She’s got the face, the body and the ability to think on her feet. She can also shoot around corners which is an added benefit. Although lethal as a Black Mamba, Fox has all of the qualities that make her a top shelf Sugar Baby; sexuality, loyalty, style and whit.

Uma Thurman, Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill

There is just something about a hot female who can handle a Hattori Hanzo sword. Uma was Bill’s ultimate Sugar Baby, so much so that he was willing to scour the earth to get her back. Bill was the mature, worldly and experienced benefactor to the younger, impressionable Uma and the arrangement indeed worked for a while. Although things headed south after Bill tried to have her killed five times over, the Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby bond is not easily broken. Uma’s beauty, grace, style and ability to get out of tight places qualify her as one of the top five fantasy Sugar Babies.

Asia Argento, Yelena, XXX

We can already see a theme developing here; exceptional Sugar Babies are just a little dangerous, maybe more than a little actually. Yelena (Asia) is the Russian spy left out in the cold (extra points for the accent). She is dark, elusive, mysterious and unpredictable. She also has a soft side as inviting as a hot cappuccino on a cold winter day. Asia’s hot temper is only rivaled by her hot everything else. Although some less daring Sugar Daddies may consider her more than they can handle, for the powerful and courageous benefactor, Asia qualifies as Sugar Baby reserva.

Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, The X Files

Brainy Sugar Babies have their own special magnetism. Scully wasn’t just the relentless federal agent in search of the truth, she was the object of desire for every Internet geek between 1993 and 2002. Well a lot of those reclusive techies have grown up and done pretty well for themselves by becoming millionaires during the tech boom. They now have the money to indulge themselves as well as the Sugar Baby of their choice; which leads us to the ongoing fascination with Agent Scully. She’s the only fantasy Sugar Baby I can think of who looks hot in a blue blazer and slacks.

Halle Berry, Jinx Johnson, Die Another Day

It would be irresponsible to round out the Top Five without including one Bond girl. Jinx does for orange bikinis what wasabi does for sushi rolls. Halle as Jinx makes the Top Five for the obvious reasons, but she also possesses more esoteric qualities that cause rich Sugar Daddies to spend, spend, spend. She’s got taste, style, sensuality and an international flair that qualify her as a Sugar Baby ambassador. If Jinx were penniless and stranded on a tropical island, she’d have a condo with a view by nightfall and a rich Sugar Daddy paying her bills by the next morning.

The concept of married men maintaining a relationship with women outside of their marriage is so prevalent throughout history and society that the woman on the side has become known by dozens of different names; mistress and Sugar Baby currently being the preferred terms.

Ironically, the word mistress has two very distinct definitions;

1. A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man who is not her husband and from whom she generally receives material support.
2. A woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household: “Thirteen years had seen her mistress of Kellynch Hall” (Jane Austen).

Think about it, a woman having sex with a married man while receiving his financial support is synonymous with a woman in a position of authority, control or ownership. History tells us that these two types of mistresses constitute two sides of the very same coin.

Since I’ve never known anyone to have a mistress, but more than a few of my associates maintain Sugar Babies, it’s safe to assume that the latter term has replaced the former. Yet even though the name has changed, the Sugar Baby is as much in a position of power as the mistress as was.

A married man may cheat on his wife, but he will rarely, if ever, cheat on his Sugar Baby. In this respect, the Sugar Baby maintains a position of control. Reason being is that Sugar Daddy knows that Sugar Baby can do what she wants, when she wants to, without asking permission.

If she is charming and beautiful enough to attract him, it stands to reason that there are dozens of rich Sugar Daddies circling nearby waiting to win her favors. The more luscious the Sugar Baby, the more options she has.

It is the sheer design of the Sugar Baby arrangement that empowers the Sugar Baby with irrefutable independence. There is no ring on her finger, she’s taken no vows, and there are no legal ramifications if she exits the arrangement. She has total freewill.

The Sugar Daddy is compelled, not obliged, to keep Sugar Baby content. With this type of motivation as his compass, Sugar Daddy is more innovative in terms of how he keeps his Sugar Baby happy. He’s quick to praise, slow to admonish, and he is generally on his best, most romantic behavior at all times.

The Sugar Baby, inversely, is free to simply be herself. She is whimsical, dynamic, fascinating and of course beautiful. Whether she realizes it or not, she dictates the terms of the arrangement either overtly or inadvertently.

This form of “role reversal” is the rule, not the exception. The concept of the dependant, insecure Sugar Baby holds no more credence than does the belief that alien visitors built Stonehenge.

The modern Sugar Baby carries with her the mistress legacy wherever she goes. She is the embodiment of Cleopatra, Catherine the Great, and Marilyn Monroe, all rolled into one. She is the great motivator behind many powerful men including emperors, kings generals and presidents.

Without the Sugar Baby’s allure of independence, man would not have invented the internal combustion engine, put a man on the moon and of course, developed the Internet to what it is today.

So the next time you see a hot Sugar Baby sitting next to her older, distinguished and of course rich Sugar Daddy in his SL 500, just remember that without her we’d all still be riding horseback.

Picking a Sugar Baby can be like walking into an ice cream store without knowing what you want. You end up standing around eating out of those ridiculous sample cups with the tiny spoon until your tongue goes numb and everything starts to taste the same.

Sugar Babies are all the same and they’re all different (how Zen can you get?). They’re all into Sugar Daddy dating for the same reason, money, but they also have some secondary motivations.

Gentlemen, know your Sugar Babies. You study mutual funds before you invest; you read Consumer Reports before you buy a boat, and every other aspect of your life has been based on making smart, informed decisions. Sugar Daddy dating is no different.

Over the course of the arrangement you may indeed end up spending as much on your Sugar Baby as you did on your last Mercedes, which is fine considering what you get in return. Just make sure you get what you’re paying for without any surprises.

The Full-Time Sugar Baby

This one is plain vanilla. She’s young, very pretty, and simply has no interest in the nine-to-five world. Just because she doesn’t want a job in no way implies she is unmotivated; indeed she is. Her skill is looking great, and she works at it. She knows what to wear, where to get her hair and nails done and is most at home making you happy on a full-time basis.
 
Keep in mind that the Full-Time Sugar Baby knows EXACTLY what she wants, and she’ll ask for it, ever so politely. As long as you’re paying the freight she’ll be right there by your side. Have two bad fiscal quarters in a row and you’re back to flying solo. She doesn’t take IOU’s.

The Part-Time Sugar Baby

She’s a dabbler and maybe not be as slick as the Full-Time Sugar Baby, but she knows she’s missing out on the good life and is out for her slice of the pie just like anyone else. What she lacks in experience she makes up for in enthusiasm. She’s a little giddy about being a “kept” woman for the first time so her attitude is energetic and contagious.
 
If she finds her stride she just may wind up being a Full-Time Sugar Baby, but in the meantime she’s just learning the ropes. Be a little flexible with her since she’s new to the Sugar Daddy dating scene and don’t be afraid to give her pointers to help keep things moving in the right direction.
 
The Tuition Baby
 
The Tuition Baby is a blast because you get to relive the best parts of the college experience (non-stop sex) without the downside (poverty and studying). The Tuition Baby is just that, she needs a little help getting through undergrad or making it through grad school. Upside, she’s a lot of fun and has a ton of cute girlfriends. Downside, you’re scheduling your time with her around final exams and term papers. All in all though, it’s good while it lasts.

The Career Baby

Career Baby is an up and coming commodity in the universe of Sugar Daddy dating. She’s starting out in business and badly undercapitalized. She needs a few bucks as well as a little advice here and there so the Career Baby actually exemplifies the symbiotic Sugar Daddy dynamic. The proverbial give and take, one hand washing the other, youth meets experience, you scratch my back and…, you get the idea.

Sugar Daddies respect Career Babies because they have someone to talk business with, someone who understands their passion for success and the motivation to be your own boss. If the Sugar Daddy is married to a stay-at-home wife, the Career Baby will satisfy some of his more intangible needs because they are two kindred spirits.

In many cases once she’s on her feet she’ll opt out of the Sugar Baby position but you’ve still got a friend and ally for life. This Sugar Daddy scenario is special because it fosters loyalty.

The Stripper Baby
 
Every man has fantasized at least once about dating an exotic dancer. However, without the proper funding it’s never going to happen. Enter the Sugar Daddy.
 
This particular variety of Sugar Baby is potent stuff. If you’re accustomed to dating Full-Time Sugar Babies or Tuition Babies, and you make the jump to Stripper Babies, you’ve just moved up from Chardonnay to Mescal. For some Sugar Daddies, it’s the only way to fly, for others it’s a one-time fantasy that they get to satisfy.
 
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Stripper Baby. These women are strikingly beautiful, seductive, energetic and they know what turns men on. But you still never quite know what’s under the hood and if you think for a minute you’re going to tame the Stripper Baby you’re about to have your bunny boiled (Fatal Attraction, 1987).
 
In summary, Sugar Babies are a lot like ice cream. They come in a lot of different flavors and all of it is good at one time or another. If you don’t end up being a lifelong fan of pistachio, at least you actually tried it.

Not so long ago if the Dave Mathews Band stopped off for pizza at Ray’s Original in Manhattan the story would have made Page Six before the mozzarella got cold. Now, if the same bunch of guys cured cancer and baldness in the same day we’d never even hear about it.

At the opposite end of the spectrum, if a pancake waitress from Indiana turns out to be some no-name politician’s Sugar Baby, she’s got camera crews surrounding her apartment within minutes and we get to watch the whole story unfold via live feed on Fox News.

The people have spoken.

Men and women alike are OBSESSED with Sugar Babies. We want to know who they are, where they go, what they do and who they do it with. It was only a few short years ago that this type of societal fixation was reserved for people like Bono, Madonna and Kid Rock.

These days who you sleep with will make you famous. Just ask Rachel Uchitel, Jaime Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Jamie Jungers, Holly Sampson, and Joslyn James. These women were catapulted to international stardom by being the woman on the side for a golfer – a golfer for Pete’s sake. Back in the good old days (the 1990’s) at least you had to be getting it on with the President’s generate this kind of attention.

Sugar Babies are like TiVo; we just can’t live without them. Even for guys who will never dive into Sugar Daddydom, or women will never become Sugar Babies, they still want to watch and soak in every last steamy detail. Sugar Baby mania is here to stay, and it’s only gaining momentum.

Sugar Babies are our new Rock Stars; we can experience their exploits without waking up with a hangover; we live vicariously through them without having to stay out late, and they satisfy our primal need for drama and excitement without taking up too much of our time. Our Sugar Baby obsession is rich, juicy, delicious and convenient. We can do it from the privacy of our I-Phones or laptops while sipping lattes at Starbucks.

Whether they realize it or not, Sugar Babies turn perfectly normal people into delirious voyeurs. Our attraction to Sugar Babies is undeniable and irresistible. Sugar Babies are beautiful, exciting, and they live the lives that we all want to lead whether we admit it or not.

So what keeps the average woman from taking the plunge and trying out Sugar Daddy dating for the first time? It’s probably the same thing that holds people back from skydiving, opening their own business or getting that tattoo they always wanted; fear of the unknown. Fear is an OK thing, as long as you don’t let it do your thinking for you.

We at WealthSeeksBeauty.com feel compelled to offer one piece of advice to the girl next door, the soccer mom, the unappreciated office temp or the paralegal who has yet to realize her own potential; just stick your toe in the water, you might actually like it.

You don’t have to make a lifelong commitment (just the opposite actually) or go to Sugar Baby school for two years to get a degree. The opportunity to live like a Rock Star is right here, right now. There has never been a better time in the history of the world to be a Sugar Baby than this very moment, and the best is yet to come.

There are three kinds of people in the world; those who live like Rock Stars, those who want to live like Rock Stars, and those who live in denial.

Is the Jackie of All Trades better than the dream team of specialist Sugar Babies? Is it more enjoyable to have one Sugar Baby that can ski the black diamond slopes as well as she can fill out a Brazilian t-back, or to have a virtual arsenal of Sugar Babies, each one equipped with her own special skill set?

The answer to that question depends on the Sugar Daddy and of course, the depth of his pocket. For the average man, handling two women is like trying to drive two cars, it sounds great on paper but there is a lot of stopping and starting.

But the Sugar Daddy is anything but average. He is the master of industry, the man who made his first million before he was 30, the very same guy who got his pilot’s license just because the grouper in the Bahamas tastes better than the variety they serve in Miami.

Of course more is better. Or is it?

Lance (not his real name) has been seeing the same Sugar Baby for two years. He’s the out-of-town guy that shows up like Santa Clause when he wants to unwind. The majority of nights with his girl are spent out on the town, not clubbing till 5:00 a.m. but more along the lines of wine bars and Jazz clubs. He likes the stability and the consistency of the relationship.

Did I mention that Lance is also happily married with two children?

“I really don’t want to start talking about right and wrong here,” Lance said candidly. “All I can tell you is what works for me. Having more than one Sugar Baby would be ludicrous. Jasmine (obviously not her real name) is my solace, my getaway and someone I trust to keep our arrangement just between us.”

A lot of Sugar Daddies are like lance. They don’t need to be the king of Sugar Mountain, but they still like the arrangement scene. For the record, Lance’s marriage is rock solid by all practical definition. He has no intention of leaving his wife or leaving Jasmine (still not her real name). He’s a happy man.

Lance has a rather consistent financial arrangement with Sugar Baby. He deposits a specific amount of cash into a checking account every month and that takes care of Jasmine’s rent, phone and essentials. When he comes into town there are nights out, some shopping, but it’s a rather conservative deal.

Which brings us to Cameron. He’s got a lot of time to fill since selling his software company but now he lives his life like he’s the subject of a documentary on living like a rock star. For Cam, the cameras are always rolling.

He’s got a Hatteras that costs more than most people’s homes, has never been married (and seems to be keeping it that way at least for the foreseeable future), and has lots of friends. His only Achilles heel is boredom.

Cam keeps three Sugar Babies in rotation at all times. He’s the perfect delegator. He’s got a travel baby, a club baby and even one he keeps around because she’s a deep water certified scuba diver (really). For a stretch there was even one Sugar Baby in the mix whose sole qualification was that she was a Maxim Girl.

He’s not exactly paying the freight for all three but they all do very well. It’s a pay-as- you-go arrangement as opposed to a defined monthly budget. The girls make out with lots of news clothes, spa days, salon days, flat screen TV’s, bathroom renovations, and anything else you can think of that costs money.

“I’ll admit I am a chronic type A,” Cam Said. “Whether I’m working or playing it’s at full speed. It’s just the way I am.”

As unorthodox as either arrangement may sound, it’s all a matter of perspective. If they were to switch places even for a brief period of time, Cam would be so bored he’d start another software company and Lance’s head would just explode.

So in the end, which arrangement is better? The answer is both and neither. It all depends on the Sugar Daddy and what he’s looking for out of his arrangement (or arrangements).

There’s a first time for everything, but letting on that you’re the rookie never helps. Experienced people, especially wealthy men, only want to associate with other experienced people. Confidence is the key, and a little role playing doesn’t hurt either.

EVERYONE acts and postures, especially in business and social situations. People act like they don’t care when they really do, they act like they’re millionaires when they can’t even pay for lunch, and they act as if they don’t have a problem in the world when they’re really knee-deep in crocodiles.

Fake it until you make it. If you come off like a bumbling geek you run the risk of being the little girl in the school yard with pigtails and braces that no one wants to play with.

Know what people are going to say before they say it and you’ll gain a formidable advantage. Give a little thought to the questions that may come up in conversation with your rich Sugar Daddy at the formative stage of the arrangement.

In any given dynamic, people ask the same five to seven questions at the very most. In your case, there are only one or two questions you need to prepare for so as not to be exposed as a novice. For instance. . .

How long have you been a Sugar Baby?

This is a good one because it’s probably the most commonly asked. Go for something whimsical and don’t take the question too seriously.

“My whole life.”

Great answer! It sets the tone for the relationship and lets Sugar Daddy know you’re serious about being taken care of. Also try the reversal;

“How long have you been a Sugar Daddy?”

This is also a dynamite response because it gets Sugar Daddy talking about himself. Men, above all else, love to talk about themselves.

Possibly he may ask. . .

“Do you do this type of thing often?”

No problem, it’s a variation on the same question. Once again, humor works best.

“Not often enough apparently.”

You just knocked it out of the park. Sugar Daddy is riding high because you just stroked his ego and you came off smoother than Mata Hari. You’re officially running the show.

Another great tactic is to take the initiative and jump in before Sugar Daddy starts asking questions.

“So, do you seduce many women or am I special?”

You may initially think you can’t say this without laughing; it’s a line by every definition of the word. However, with just a little bit of practice it’s a lethal opener. You’re grabbing the high ground and simultaneously giving Sugar Daddy the opportunity to compliment you on how special you really are. It’s a loaded question. You already know where the conversation is going.

Take advantage of every situation to shroud yourself in mystery. Be aloof, create the persona you want to be. You’re embarking on a fresh start with a new benefactor so make the most of the opportunity.

When the Good Ship Sugar Daddy leaves the dock and an enviable arrangement has been established, give yourself a pat on the back for being a consummate professional.

Best of all, you’re only a rookie once and you’ll never be that little girl with pigtails and braces again.

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From an engineering standpoint, a love triangle should be a stable structure. After all, the great pyramids of Egypt are a triangle and they’ve stood for more than 4,000 years. Then again, the pyramids aren’t constructed of a husband with a rogue libido, an exceptionally young coworker, and an irate wife.

Statistically, a man of means is more apt to engage in a sexual dalliance than Joe Lunch Box. Don’t get me wrong, Joe Lunch Box may still duck into a strip club on boy’s night out, but the reasons that the nine-to-five guy is less likely to stray is simple; he has less expendable cash and he’s just too damn tired.

For the sake of fairness we have to state that not all men in power cheat on their spouses. It’s just that the serial monogamists don’t generate the same amount of press as David Lettermen and Kobe Bryant.

Wealth Seeks Beauty is not endorsing marital infidelity nor are we here to offer a “how to” manual on getting some on the side. But people (men and woman alike) are biologically wired to crave sex. Literature has chronicled the trials and tribulations of this particular human trait for thousands of years.

In Homer’s Odyssey, Odysseus knew the lethal peril of the Sirens’ song. He knew for an indisputable FACT that NO MAN could resist their intoxicating melody. Odysseus realized that if he did nothing his crew would most likely meet their demise by leaping into the sea and that his ship would be destroyed by being run onto the rocks upon being lured by the call of the Sirens.

The Internet hadn’t caught on yet in 800 B.C. so Odysseus, the keen strategist, did the best he could with what he had. He instructed his crew to plug their ears with wax before they passed near the island of the Sirens but here comes the kicker. Even knowing the lethality of the Sirens’ song, HE STILL WANTED TO HEAR IT. Odysseus instructed his crew to lash him to the mast of the ship and not to cut him loose until he stopped begging and pleading, until the Sirens’ island was way far in the rear view mirror.

This scenario says it all. Odysseus knew for a fact that all those who came before him DIED from hearing the Sirens; not a few, or most, ALL of them were destroyed. Odysseus still decided it was probably OK for him to give it a go.

If Odysseus actually existed and were alive today, he would have been a kick-ass Sugar Daddy. Being a man’s man he probably would have hooked up his crew as well. He would have painted “WealthSeeksBeauty.com” on the side of his boat and spread the Sugar Daddy philosophy as he fought the Cyclops and took on all comers during his adventures.

Getting back to modern times.

Kobe, A-Rod, Peter Cook (Christie Brinkley’s ex hubby), and Michael Jordan could have avoided the tidal waves of emotional and financial devastation they created by just being realistic about their human foibles. Like Odysseus, they knew that those who came before them were raked over the coals for such behavior, but they spun the wheel anyway.

Sugar Daddy relationships are the single most effective societal safety valve we have today. A little Sugar alleviates the pressure of rogue desire before it builds up and takes out a city block when it explodes.
Think about it; the Sugar Daddy lifestyle is far more prevalent in Europe than in the U.S. Consequently, the overwhelming majority of sex scandals that rock the evening news are home grown.

When a well-intentioned Sugar Daddy establishes an arrangement with a young, beautiful and DISCREET Sugar Baby, families are spared embarrassment, corporations and fortunes remain intact, and the media is left with nothing to report on.

An ounce of Sugar is worth a pound of attorneys.