In Order to Learn What They Don’t Teach In College You Have to Graduate First

Everyone remembers their college days with a sly grin; almost everyone anyway.

A college education is the cornerstone of any promising professional career, but college is also a time to cut loose and party way more than is socially acceptable in the real world. It is of vital importance to get the insanity of your system while you can. Once you’re in the crunch and grinding out fourteen hour days on Wall Street your partying is definitely going to be compromised.

Unfortunately, the average college student graduates today saddled with more than $60,000 in student loans to repay. Instead of living those last four perfect carefree years to the max, these students wallow in dread, wondering how the hell they are even going to begin repaying their way out of indentured servitude.

Although the student loan people cannot repossess your education if you flake on the payments, they can sure as hell make your life miserable and ensure that you NEVER get to finance anything else ever again; that includes a hot car or a posh loft in SOHO. You’ll be branded a deadbeat for the rest of your life and your credit rating will drag you down like a giant rusty anchor tethered around your precious neck. You’ll be financially crippled.

However, there is a simple solution, for the ladies anyway. Guys, you’re just going to have to do it the old fashioned way – best of luck to you.

Seeking Tuition

These are fast, strange times we live in, and women have the advantage. More and more adorable, hard-bodied females are holding themselves out as Tuition Babies. These fortunate coeds have an incredible opportunity that simply didn’t exist ten years ago. They can log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com, post a personal profile and easily find a kind and sensitive gentleman who will gladly pay every last one of their college expenses.

Tuition is just the tip of the iceberg. Food, books, lodging, clothes, medical care, liquor, manicures and lower-back tattoos all cost money. Sugar Daddy is willing to pay for all of the above, and then some. All he wants in return is a little of your time and a lot of your admiration.

Tuition Babies

Tuition Babies or T-Babies are a rare breed in the respect that once they graduate, odds are they’re done with the Sugar lifestyle. They are in it for the short-term, but the beauty of it is that they’re into the Sugar life during what is clearly arguable as their prime.

Tuition Babies range in age from 18 to 24 (unless you count grad students). They can throw back half-a-dozen shots of Tequila and still possess the coordination to do cartwheels on uneven terrain or the edge of a hot tub.

What more could a Sugar Daddy want?

This is not to say that ALL tuition Babies are extras from a Girls Gone Wild video, just most of them. The rest are plenty good too, bringing youth, excitement, enthusiasm and a plethora of other desirable qualities to the table. Sugar Daddy loves every last minute of it, and I have personally met a few of them who date Tuition Babies exclusively. Who could blame them?

The college Sugar Baby is akin to the dewy-petaled rose or the ripe kiwi. They are young, refreshing and unspoiled by society’s pressures and defects. This is not to say that other varieties of Sugar Babies are less desirable, but the college Sugar Baby is innocent without being naïve, she is untamed but not dangerous, and adventurous without being reckless.

The Tuition Baby is the perfect blend of sensuality and curiosity. Enough said.

Sugar Daddies, do your part for higher education and scoop up a Tuition Baby before the next graduating class joins the workforce, top-heavy in high-interest debt and generally disenchanted with life.

Tuition Babies, log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com NOW and post your personal profile immediately before the people from Visa send a hitman to your dorm.

If you don’t want to get even more depressed about your current economic bog, then don’t watch the evening news or pick up a paper. Doom, gloom, despair, and a bunch of other droll adjectives prevail in this economy, but rest assured Baby that help is just around the corner.

If you’re young, female (or male) and having trouble paying for even the bare essentials of life, then it’s time to retool your thinking. Since the haves seem to keep getting richer while the have not’s continue getting broker (if that’s actually possible) get ready to market your strongest asset, your youth.

Whether you believe it or not, there are tens of thousands of wealthy men (and a few well-to-do women) who are on standby right now just begging for the opportunity to come to your rescue. But in order to be saved it is essential to abandon your stereotypical beliefs about Sugar Daddies (and Sugar Mommies) before going any further.

If you’re concerned about being branded a sellout then comfort yourself with the knowledge that NOBODY gets anywhere in life without a little help from his or her fellow man (or fellow benefactor). The only difference is that in the age of the Internet you don’t have to send smoke signals or sit around helplessly waiting for the cavalry to arrive.

Getting out of your economic slump is as easy as posting a Sugar Baby personal profile.

If you have any reservations or preconceived notions about Sugar Daddy Dating it is time to put them aside; if not for yourself, then for the good of the national economy itself.

Your country needs you to step up as a Sugar Baby, and here’s why.

1. When the Bills are Paid Plans Get Made

How can you possibly develop to your fullest potential if you’re spending 60 hours a week just trying to pay the bills? You can’t – it’s a rhetorical question.

Sugar Daddies can free up your time so you can finish that master’s degree, start a dream business or develop a cure for cancer or baldness. We have no way of knowing if the next Marie Curie or Jenna Jameson is waiting tables right now instead of getting down to some real earth-shattering innovations. The thought that the next breakthrough in deep space travel or cold fusion is currently unrealized because the hostess at Scores doesn’t have the time to attend MIT is completely unconscionable.

With a little help from a benevolent Sugar Daddy that cocktail waitress could be splitting the atom in no time (or at least finishing NYU film school). Everyone benefits.

2. Equity Replaces Debt

Like most Americans Sugar Babies are top-heavy with debt. Credit cards, car loans, student loans, and Victoria’s Secrets store cards don’t just compromise Sugar Baby’s financial well being; these debts hurt all of us because they create economic drag.

If Sugar Baby doesn’t get her nails done at the salon, the salon owner can’t pay the rent, the landlord can’t pay his mortgage, the bank is forced to foreclose, the real estate market is depressed even further and the recession trudges forth.

However, what is an insurmountable obstacle to Sugar Baby and a threat to global economic stability is just a minor detail for an established Sugar Daddy. All he has to do is rollover with the spare change in the ashtray of his Mercedes and VOILA, problem solved.

With Sugar Baby elevated financially to “par” her options improve dramatically. She can move ahead and take advantage of employment opportunities that were previously unrealistic. If just one Sugar Baby is afforded the opportunity to start her dream business then the GNP upticks. Keep in mind that today’s start-up ventures are the Fortune 500 companies of tomorrow. Investing in Sugar Babies is sort of like speculating in penny stocks or currency futures, sort of.

3. Give Sugar Baby a Fish, She Eats for a Day. Teach a Sugar Baby to Fish. . .

Sugar Daddies possess valuable business connections. They can open doors for Sugar Baby that she may not have even known existed. Sure he’s going to spot her some well-needed cash, but a lot of determined Sugar Babies get off on making their own money.

Sugar Daddy can not only help Sugar Baby land a job, but he can be an invaluable resource in helping Sugar Baby get high-paying clients if she is an artist or decorator, or running a wide variety of other high-end service businesses.

Whether Sugar Baby goes on to become the hottest caterer in Manhattan or the most sought after wedding planner in the Hamptons, she’ll have her Sugar Daddy to thank for it. This is not to say that Sugar Baby can’t make it on her own; success is inevitable to those with focus and determination. But Sugar Daddy can definitely speed things up a bit; helping the cream rise to the top where it rightfully belongs.

4. Sugar Daddy’s Cash Infusion Stimulates All Economic Sectors

With Sugar Baby back on the map financially, she is free to spend. While some people may view buying expensive shoes, clothes, jewelry and spa treatments as frivolous and irresponsible, the reality is that Sugar Baby’s spending sets off a chain reaction that stimulates the economy as a whole.

Cash starved businesses thrive on spontaneous spenders and the money they receive trickles down to employees, vendors, landlords and the like. Those entities, in turn, have more money to spend on essentials as well as non-essentials. It is virtually impossible to calculate the benefit generated by some free-wheeling Sugar Baby spending.

Ladies, if you were raised to believe that good girls don’t date men for money, you were obviously raised by the Amish. If you learned in school that that by studying and working hard you could accomplish anything, the textbooks you read were probably printed in the 1950’s. You’ve been duped.

In this economy all bets are OFF. You owe it to yourself, and those maybe not quite as hot as you, to get out there and make Sugar Daddy dating work for you. Your country depends on it.

Not Any More Boss

Men, imagine a world where you can date the hottest women on the planet with absolute confidence. No more “Will she or won’t she?” “What should I say?” or “What if she just doesn’t dig me?” No more. . . “She’s Out of My League.”

These banal insecurities are now the sole and exclusive domain of washout guys who have to beg for scraps. In other words, if you’ve got the money then scrap the dating scene and be a Sugar Daddy. Let the illiquid and uninformed frustrate themselves night after night by associating with women who don’t know the lay of the land. You’ve worked hard to get where you are and now is the time for you to enjoy yourself to absolute legal limits.

Sugar Daddies call the shots, in the bedroom and out. Sugar Daddy Dating is the world’s purest example of the Golden Rule; you’ve got the gold so you warp the rules to fit your own self-serving agenda. There are more Sugar Babies who will dance to your beat than you could ever imagine. I mean THOUSANDS of them; and they are all HOT-HOT-HOT.

Women are no fools. They know that the ratio of Sugar Babies to Sugar Daddies is about 20-1, so the ones that are in the game are in it to win it. Picture, if you will, 20 women fighting for your attention and affection like starving lions; pouring on the sultry sex appeal like honey being drenched over a giant bowl of sugar cubes. Nothing could be sweeter.

The best part of the Sugar Daddy Dating scene is that you can pull the plug at any time if the game is not going your way. She’s too tall, next; her hair isn’t quite right, next; talks too much, next-next-next. You are officially out of her league more often than not.

The days of worshipping that blonde hottie from afar because you were pretty damn sure she was dating some hotshot, polo-playing millionaire are OVER. You are that hot shot millionaire now so step up and take your reward, take it with pride and without hesitation.

The competition to hook a Sugar Daddy has become so fierce that many women consider it a career. They’re hitting the gym twice as much as they used to, highlighting a dog-eared copy of the Kama Sutra while getting some radical hair extensions and scheming with every last bit of their female wiles how to win you over and blow your mind in bed.

The traditional dating dynamic has been knocked on its ass by a bad economy and a raging polarization of the haves and have nots. Men, if you’re fortunate enough to be one of the haves then you owe it to all those struggling bastards who came before you to cowboy up and wrangle as many Sugar Babies as is economically possible.

Think of your poor grandfather who came to this country and drank cheap beer while fantasizing over women like Greta Garbo and Veronica Lake (if you don’t know who they are then trust me, they are way hot). The guy never even had a remote shot at hedonistic pleasure.

He worked 60 hours a week, swallowed his pride along with a lot of overcooked chicken, paid the mortgage and sent your old man to college. You owe it to good old Gramps to post a Sugar Daddy personal NOW and drag your fair share of smokin’ tail back to the man cave.

There were tons of women that were out of his league, but this cosmic injustice has been righted. Sugar Daddy Dating is to men (real men anyway) what cheese is to pizza; the two need each other to achieve their full potential.

She’s Out of My League – no way brother. You own the league.

Little girls don’t run around playing “Date a Sugar Daddy.” Their games have a tendency to revolve around pretend relationships with Princes and astronauts. But in reality Princes are rather hard to come by and astronauts don’t pull down that much loot.

Once little girls mature into young women they realize that although money doesn’t bring happiness it definitely makes life easier. Some may initially hesitate when it comes to dating an “older” guy, but rich 50 is today’s new 35 and let’s face it, mature guys are the ones with all the cash.
 
Aside from the obvious financial benefit of dating a Sugar Daddy, there are many other very compelling reasons as to why this is the best dating option for women who want to keep their options open while figuring out what comes next.
 
Ignore what your gal pals have to say about posting a Sugar Baby classified, and certainly don’t listen to your Mom. Just make your own decisions and do what is best for you. There is nothing wrong with looking out for #1. Throw in the fact that you’ll most likely be physically and emotionally attracted to your Sugar Daddy and there’s no decision to make at all; it’s been made for you.
 
Men are held to a variety of standards. They are judged by their appearance, personality, career, and social standing, so why shouldn’t financial status be an equally accepted qualifier?
 
If you’ve had a few dead-end relationships and feel like you have nothing to show for them, or if someone is giving you grief over the fact that that you’re looking for a guy who can actually pay his own way, just whip out this article and beat them with it.
 
You just can’t argue with the following logic.
 

1. Sugar Daddies have seen it all, and they are not easily dismayed by a Sugar Baby with a skinned knee so to speak. While a man in his 20’s would most likely crawl out the bathroom window upon discovering his Sugar Baby is a single mother, Sugar Daddies are more apt to step up to the plate and lend some support, at least financially. Sugar Daddies realize that everyone has a past, and a present, and they Sugar Babies “as is” without the expectation of change.
2. Sugar Daddies can afford the best hotels, restaurants, clothes, jewelry and basically all of the finer things in life. They buy quality and can tell an expensive bottle of Beaujolais from a cheap Merlot. They’re cultured and have the dollars to turn an average night into an unforgettable evening.
3. Sugar Daddies have more life experience and know how a Sugar Baby deserves to be treated. They are refined, possess more poise and know that chivalry is not dead, it is just lacking in most guys younger than 30. Sugar Daddies are also more adept at blending in at expensive restaurants, exclusive night spots and other select social situations.
4. Sugar Daddies are far more romantic than the average Joe because he gets pleasure from seeing Sugar Baby’s face light up with joy and surprise. He not only knows what romance is but he has the means to execute whatever romantic plan he comes up with. When was the last time your boyfriend flew you from NYC to Nantucket via helicopter just for the clam chowder?
5. A man in his 50’s understands that a Sugar Baby requires security from the moment they meet. The fact is that Sugar Babies feel safer dating an older gentleman because he is indeed a quasi-father figure in addition to being a lover and a confidant. Sugar Daddies clearly understand that Sugar Babies need to be handled with care and that they have some trepidation when the arrangement is new. Sugar Daddies are patient, kind and understanding and usually take every possible measure to ensure that Sugar Baby feels safe during the “getting to know you” process.
6. Sugar Daddies know that in order to make you happy they have to take an interest in your goals and aspirations. In most cases they’ll offer a little coaching to help you get where you need to go. Sugar Daddies love nothing more than being able to help out a damsel in distress. Your Sugar Daddy can be your greatest mentor.
7. As far as sex is concerned, the Sugar Daddy knows his way around the block a lot better than some 20-something college guy. Don’t let his age fool you, the mature Sugar Daddy knows how to curl your toes in bed every time while his younger, financially challenged counterpart is throwing darts at a board. Sugar Daddy knows that pleasing a woman in bed is an art form, and he’s worked very hard to perfect his craft.
8. Sugar Daddies have less distractions and are far more “in the moment” than average guys. They’re financially stable, more self-assured and have been around long enough to know what they want. You will rarely if ever catch Sugar Daddy looking at another woman while he is entertaining you. You have his full attention because he is a true gentleman. Your looks got you in the door, but he respects you as a person as well.
9. Sugar Daddies bring consistency to the table. When they make plans or promises, they keep them. In a world full of people who will most likely leave you hanging at one time or another, Sugar Daddy delivers ten times out of ten. He is your friend, benefactor, emotional rock, and lover.

A piece of advice to all Sugar Babies; think incisively and act decisively. Cancel that next nowhere date and post your Sugar Baby classified NOW.

Live a little, live a lot. The choice is yours.

What began as a velveteen dream has become a prickly cactus. Sugar Daddy is not financially coming through like he should, or quite possibly Sugar Baby is starting to act more like a spoiled girlfriend than a playmate.

In Sugar terminology this is referred to as the “dip.” The question is whether to fire them or fire them up. This is a highly personal decision and no one can tell you what to do, but we’ll try anyway.

If the dip is going to occur, you’ll see it about 120 days into the arrangement (give or take). Telltale signs include, but are not limited to; lack of social spontaneity, plans being broken at the last minute, lame excuses for not seeing you, a generally distant demeanor, a misplaced creative spark, decline in quality of appearance, decline in party time, decline in frequency or intensity of sex, and decline in cash flow. The basic rule of thumb is that once the word “decline” rears its ugly head, you’re into the dip.

Believe it or not, you’ve got more options in this situation than you may think.

Widen the Rotation

Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby may not be a total write-off at this point. After all, the definition of a “dip” is something that declines but that may still rally back to its previous, or even higher, level.

Set your existing Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby into a wider rotation and incorporate some new blood. Dips are usually caused by overexposure; two people spending too much time with each other. Familiarity breeds contempt. Odds are if you’re into a dip you’re probably doing a one-on-one with Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby and it’s time to invite some new players to the party.

By recruiting new Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies into the mix you’re taking the pressure off of any single person to satisfy your needs, whether they are financial, sexual, social or any combination thereof. New players mean new forms of excitement, new music, new nightspots, new experiences, new entertainment, and the entire Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby dynamic has been effectively revitalized.

After a few months you may come to realize that your original Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby is looking better than they used to (maybe the grass wasn’t greener), or maybe they’re just making more of an effort once they’ve realized you’re a hot commodity. Either way, you just beat the dip.

Make a Clean Break

Once again, total judgment call on your part.

Men and women get into Sugar Daddy arrangements to avoid the humdrum complications of ordinary dating scenarios. If you’re rocking the NSA attitude and suddenly you find yourself mired in boredom and malaise, congratulations, you now have a boyfriend or girlfriend and a stale one at that. The entire Sugar lifestyle has just been undermined; time to cut and run.

Use this situation as a learning experience. Was the chemistry lacking to begin with or did it die a slow and agonizingly painful death over a period of time? Change your tactics to make sure this doesn’t happen again. There’s no reason for it.

Sugar Daddy dating is about having fun, red hot sex, five-star restaurants, travel, entertainment and no hassles. It’s a sybaritic (luxurious) lifestyle so don’t weigh it down with and compromise or complacency.

The minute you’re not totally captivated about hooking up with your Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby, step back, gain some perspective, and remember what you posted in your profile to begin with.

The only dip you should accept is the one you take in the hot tub at the ski lodge in Aspen.

This question is a little tricky since it’s tough to attach any hard science to it. As far as statistical and empirical data is concerned, well, there is none. However, there is one basic rule of thumb that is universal; the more that Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy the less likely she is to say anything to her friends to jeopardize the arrangement.

Leslie is an experienced Sugar Baby who hails from Dallas. The men she sees are prominent and her role as a Sugar Baby is never really disclosed. In other words, no one has any idea that the men she sees provide her with financial assistance. She is pretty, unassuming and very discreet. She knows a good thing when she sees it and she prefers long-term arrangements over shorter, more sporadic ones.

“The Dallas dinner crowd is a very tight group for such a big city,” Leslie said. “Everyone knows everybody and gossip spreads like brushfire. I never, under any circumstances, reveal intimate details about my relationships to anyone. My closest girlfriends are even left out. Gossip is a very destructive habit and I don’t think people realize the damage they are doing when they make casual comments about people they don’t really know, especially when it comes to sex.”

Leslie represents the abundantly cautious full-time Sugar Baby. She owns her own home, has a thriving business and makes her own hours. She also has a daughter in private school. All the more reason to keep things very low key.

Kimmy (AKA Princess) is a bit more flamboyant. She’s younger than Leslie, plays it a little more from the hip, and isn’t really interested in long-term arrangements. She rarely sees a Sugar Daddy for longer than four or five months and even then, the encounters are sporadic and spontaneous. She never uses her real name, has a second cell phone for when Daddy calls, and never brings anyone back to her place.

“I talk about sex with my girlfriends all of the time,” Kimmy confided. “I don’t name names or if I do I’ll make one up, but if I am seeing a guy and it turns out that he’s uncircumcised, someone is probably going to hear about it. If everyone else is talking about some guy they’re sleeping with I can’t just sit there and be left out of the conversation. I’m 24-years old, what else are we supposed to talk about?

So far, the theory is intact. Leslie highly values her arrangements and says nothing about sex. Kimmy is less concerned with any particular Sugar Daddy so her sex life is an open book, even though she is cautious and tries not to mention names. It should also be noted that Kimmy does not travel in the same social circles as the Sugar Daddies she sees so there is little, if any, chance of rogue information making it back to an unintended recipient.

Since details about who is having sex with who can create serious blowback, Sugar Daddies may want to set the pace from the jump as far as sexual anonymity is concerned. If Sugar Daddy is seeing a Sugar Baby 20 years his junior, she may not even realize that a few poorly chosen words to a casual acquaintance can escalate into an all out ground war.

The good news is that our theory seems to hold water, so the more Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy, the less inclined she’ll be to broadcast his favorite sexual position.

A woman with extraordinary beauty is more than enough for the normal man; but the Sugar Daddy is far from average. He craves adventure, admiration, accomplishment (the three A’s), and a whole bunch of other stuff in order to keep his instincts razor sharp and his appetites satisfied.

He needs a Sugar Baby (Sugar Babies) who can challenge his intellect, toss him a full clip when he’s out of ammo and it’s raining bullets, to help him hotwire a car if the situation necessitates, and one who can keep her Sugar Daddy’s secrets to herself whether they are together or have gone their separate ways.

Sure, I know what you’re thinking, “Why would I ever need to hotwire a car?” The point is that you’ll never know exactly the reason until it presents itself. And won’t you just feel ridiculous if your Sugar Baby falls short at a critical moment?

The following are the Top Five Cinema Sugar Babies who can handle anything. Any red-blooded Sugar Daddy would spend his bottom dollar to call one (or all) of them his own. Although they are definitely long on skills, these Sugar Babies are still a little short on cash.

Angelina Jolie as Fox, Wanted

A.J. in her natural form is the pinnacle of Sugar Daddy desire, but adorn her in exotic tattoos and put a custom-made .45 in her hand and she becomes the ultimate Sugar Baby. She’s got the face, the body and the ability to think on her feet. She can also shoot around corners which is an added benefit. Although lethal as a Black Mamba, Fox has all of the qualities that make her a top shelf Sugar Baby; sexuality, loyalty, style and whit.

Uma Thurman, Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill

There is just something about a hot female who can handle a Hattori Hanzo sword. Uma was Bill’s ultimate Sugar Baby, so much so that he was willing to scour the earth to get her back. Bill was the mature, worldly and experienced benefactor to the younger, impressionable Uma and the arrangement indeed worked for a while. Although things headed south after Bill tried to have her killed five times over, the Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby bond is not easily broken. Uma’s beauty, grace, style and ability to get out of tight places qualify her as one of the top five fantasy Sugar Babies.

Asia Argento, Yelena, XXX

We can already see a theme developing here; exceptional Sugar Babies are just a little dangerous, maybe more than a little actually. Yelena (Asia) is the Russian spy left out in the cold (extra points for the accent). She is dark, elusive, mysterious and unpredictable. She also has a soft side as inviting as a hot cappuccino on a cold winter day. Asia’s hot temper is only rivaled by her hot everything else. Although some less daring Sugar Daddies may consider her more than they can handle, for the powerful and courageous benefactor, Asia qualifies as Sugar Baby reserva.

Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, The X Files

Brainy Sugar Babies have their own special magnetism. Scully wasn’t just the relentless federal agent in search of the truth, she was the object of desire for every Internet geek between 1993 and 2002. Well a lot of those reclusive techies have grown up and done pretty well for themselves by becoming millionaires during the tech boom. They now have the money to indulge themselves as well as the Sugar Baby of their choice; which leads us to the ongoing fascination with Agent Scully. She’s the only fantasy Sugar Baby I can think of who looks hot in a blue blazer and slacks.

Halle Berry, Jinx Johnson, Die Another Day

It would be irresponsible to round out the Top Five without including one Bond girl. Jinx does for orange bikinis what wasabi does for sushi rolls. Halle as Jinx makes the Top Five for the obvious reasons, but she also possesses more esoteric qualities that cause rich Sugar Daddies to spend, spend, spend. She’s got taste, style, sensuality and an international flair that qualify her as a Sugar Baby ambassador. If Jinx were penniless and stranded on a tropical island, she’d have a condo with a view by nightfall and a rich Sugar Daddy paying her bills by the next morning.

The concept of married men maintaining a relationship with women outside of their marriage is so prevalent throughout history and society that the woman on the side has become known by dozens of different names; mistress and Sugar Baby currently being the preferred terms.

Ironically, the word mistress has two very distinct definitions;

1. A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man who is not her husband and from whom she generally receives material support.
2. A woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household: “Thirteen years had seen her mistress of Kellynch Hall” (Jane Austen).

Think about it, a woman having sex with a married man while receiving his financial support is synonymous with a woman in a position of authority, control or ownership. History tells us that these two types of mistresses constitute two sides of the very same coin.

Since I’ve never known anyone to have a mistress, but more than a few of my associates maintain Sugar Babies, it’s safe to assume that the latter term has replaced the former. Yet even though the name has changed, the Sugar Baby is as much in a position of power as the mistress as was.

A married man may cheat on his wife, but he will rarely, if ever, cheat on his Sugar Baby. In this respect, the Sugar Baby maintains a position of control. Reason being is that Sugar Daddy knows that Sugar Baby can do what she wants, when she wants to, without asking permission.

If she is charming and beautiful enough to attract him, it stands to reason that there are dozens of rich Sugar Daddies circling nearby waiting to win her favors. The more luscious the Sugar Baby, the more options she has.

It is the sheer design of the Sugar Baby arrangement that empowers the Sugar Baby with irrefutable independence. There is no ring on her finger, she’s taken no vows, and there are no legal ramifications if she exits the arrangement. She has total freewill.

The Sugar Daddy is compelled, not obliged, to keep Sugar Baby content. With this type of motivation as his compass, Sugar Daddy is more innovative in terms of how he keeps his Sugar Baby happy. He’s quick to praise, slow to admonish, and he is generally on his best, most romantic behavior at all times.

The Sugar Baby, inversely, is free to simply be herself. She is whimsical, dynamic, fascinating and of course beautiful. Whether she realizes it or not, she dictates the terms of the arrangement either overtly or inadvertently.

This form of “role reversal” is the rule, not the exception. The concept of the dependant, insecure Sugar Baby holds no more credence than does the belief that alien visitors built Stonehenge.

The modern Sugar Baby carries with her the mistress legacy wherever she goes. She is the embodiment of Cleopatra, Catherine the Great, and Marilyn Monroe, all rolled into one. She is the great motivator behind many powerful men including emperors, kings generals and presidents.

Without the Sugar Baby’s allure of independence, man would not have invented the internal combustion engine, put a man on the moon and of course, developed the Internet to what it is today.

So the next time you see a hot Sugar Baby sitting next to her older, distinguished and of course rich Sugar Daddy in his SL 500, just remember that without her we’d all still be riding horseback.

Picking a Sugar Baby can be like walking into an ice cream store without knowing what you want. You end up standing around eating out of those ridiculous sample cups with the tiny spoon until your tongue goes numb and everything starts to taste the same.

Sugar Babies are all the same and they’re all different (how Zen can you get?). They’re all into Sugar Daddy dating for the same reason, money, but they also have some secondary motivations.

Gentlemen, know your Sugar Babies. You study mutual funds before you invest; you read Consumer Reports before you buy a boat, and every other aspect of your life has been based on making smart, informed decisions. Sugar Daddy dating is no different.

Over the course of the arrangement you may indeed end up spending as much on your Sugar Baby as you did on your last Mercedes, which is fine considering what you get in return. Just make sure you get what you’re paying for without any surprises.

The Full-Time Sugar Baby

This one is plain vanilla. She’s young, very pretty, and simply has no interest in the nine-to-five world. Just because she doesn’t want a job in no way implies she is unmotivated; indeed she is. Her skill is looking great, and she works at it. She knows what to wear, where to get her hair and nails done and is most at home making you happy on a full-time basis.
 
Keep in mind that the Full-Time Sugar Baby knows EXACTLY what she wants, and she’ll ask for it, ever so politely. As long as you’re paying the freight she’ll be right there by your side. Have two bad fiscal quarters in a row and you’re back to flying solo. She doesn’t take IOU’s.

The Part-Time Sugar Baby

She’s a dabbler and maybe not be as slick as the Full-Time Sugar Baby, but she knows she’s missing out on the good life and is out for her slice of the pie just like anyone else. What she lacks in experience she makes up for in enthusiasm. She’s a little giddy about being a “kept” woman for the first time so her attitude is energetic and contagious.
 
If she finds her stride she just may wind up being a Full-Time Sugar Baby, but in the meantime she’s just learning the ropes. Be a little flexible with her since she’s new to the Sugar Daddy dating scene and don’t be afraid to give her pointers to help keep things moving in the right direction.
 
The Tuition Baby
 
The Tuition Baby is a blast because you get to relive the best parts of the college experience (non-stop sex) without the downside (poverty and studying). The Tuition Baby is just that, she needs a little help getting through undergrad or making it through grad school. Upside, she’s a lot of fun and has a ton of cute girlfriends. Downside, you’re scheduling your time with her around final exams and term papers. All in all though, it’s good while it lasts.

The Career Baby

Career Baby is an up and coming commodity in the universe of Sugar Daddy dating. She’s starting out in business and badly undercapitalized. She needs a few bucks as well as a little advice here and there so the Career Baby actually exemplifies the symbiotic Sugar Daddy dynamic. The proverbial give and take, one hand washing the other, youth meets experience, you scratch my back and…, you get the idea.

Sugar Daddies respect Career Babies because they have someone to talk business with, someone who understands their passion for success and the motivation to be your own boss. If the Sugar Daddy is married to a stay-at-home wife, the Career Baby will satisfy some of his more intangible needs because they are two kindred spirits.

In many cases once she’s on her feet she’ll opt out of the Sugar Baby position but you’ve still got a friend and ally for life. This Sugar Daddy scenario is special because it fosters loyalty.

The Stripper Baby
 
Every man has fantasized at least once about dating an exotic dancer. However, without the proper funding it’s never going to happen. Enter the Sugar Daddy.
 
This particular variety of Sugar Baby is potent stuff. If you’re accustomed to dating Full-Time Sugar Babies or Tuition Babies, and you make the jump to Stripper Babies, you’ve just moved up from Chardonnay to Mescal. For some Sugar Daddies, it’s the only way to fly, for others it’s a one-time fantasy that they get to satisfy.
 
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Stripper Baby. These women are strikingly beautiful, seductive, energetic and they know what turns men on. But you still never quite know what’s under the hood and if you think for a minute you’re going to tame the Stripper Baby you’re about to have your bunny boiled (Fatal Attraction, 1987).
 
In summary, Sugar Babies are a lot like ice cream. They come in a lot of different flavors and all of it is good at one time or another. If you don’t end up being a lifelong fan of pistachio, at least you actually tried it.

Here’s why.

After the basics of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs have been satisfied (food, shelter, acceptance, why am I? a Mercedes, second home and a Donzi) men get a little restless. They begin searching the globe for that last Faberge Egg, a Picasso or two that may have been overlooked at auction and anything else that is rare, expensive and most of all BEAUTIFUL.

The more beautiful, the better. What else is a guy with a load of cash and a ton of free time supposed to do with his life?

His most logical choice is the pursuit of outrageously beautiful women, and the more they cost, the better he feels about himself. All wealthy Sugar Daddies know that the most effective way to rate beauty is to attach a dollar figure to it. The more it costs, the hotter it is. You can’t argue with this kind of logic. I mean, you can, but you’re going to lose.

The reason wealthy men are more than willing to spend HUGE dollars to attract the affections of beautiful women is very simple. You can’t tool around town with the Picasso under your arm. You can’t kick it poolside with the Faberge Egg and as for the speedboat or hot car, once they’re in the marina or parked in the lot no one knows that either are yours.

A woman, a really beautiful woman, is the only true way for a real Sugar Daddy to prove to the world that he is a screaming success. The first class Sugar Daddy knows that when he locks eyes from across the room with another Sugar Daddy of equal or greater status, the decision as to which one dominates the encounter hinges solely on the beauty of the Sugar Baby draped on his arm.

There’s no judge or point system that’s going to dictate which man is the winner and which one is the loser in this confrontation that may last three, maybe five seconds if it goes into overtime. There won’t be a buzzer or a bell, his name won’t be in the headlines the next morning and he’ll never hear his name chanted by the roaring crowd as he spikes the ball in the end zone.

But you had better know that at the end of this clash of the Sugar Daddies each man knows FOR SURE who’s the top dog and who’s just a mutt. You’ll miss the outcome if you blink, so pay attention.

The side of one man’s mouth will curl up ever so slightly in the slyest of grins and the other, defeated Sugar Daddy will look away, shamed. That’s it. It’s over.

So the next time someone tells you that beauty isn’t everything, it’s what’s on the inside that counts, don’t even waste your precious breath setting them straight. Just look them dead in the eye, give them a sly grin and let them seethe with envy because of your scorching hot Sugar Baby.