Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunities Only Happen Three or Four Times

I had the good fortune to have dinner with some old friends the other night. All in all, this does not sound like a major accomplishment, but when your inner circle consists of in-demand artists, investment bankers and other self-determined powerhouse business types, time becomes a scarce commodity. Consequently, the time you do get to spend together becomes all the more precious and the conversations tend to be a lot more to the point just the way I like it.

One rather attractive 35-plus blonde (let’s call her Jesse) told me a story about her only single regret. She had been quasi-engaged to a man when she was 19. She worked hard at her craft while he seemed to have inordinate amounts of spare time. She never really stressed over money but she hustled to pay the bills. On the other hand, he seemed that he couldn’t have cared less about cash flow. The topic of finances never even came up between them in the course of general conversation.

About two years into the relationship her boyfriend’s father bought him and his two brothers, red, white and blue Mercedes (for real). She thought it was a little eccentric at the time but the mind of a 19 year-old blonde artist is a wonderful thing. She hadn’t accumulated enough life experience to realize that the very man she was already dating, a good-looking guy who was madly in love with her I might add, was actually a VERY well-off lad who could provide her with a storybook existence without really asking for anything in return except loyalty, appreciation and maybe, just maybe, what poets and Hallmark executives refer to as love.

You Don’t Know What You Got Until It’s Gone

Jesse and her young suitor dated for about two years but she figured that if she didn’t break up with him right then and there she would never break up with him (sound logic when you’re 19). In her mind, guys with fathers who doled out Mercedes for birthday presents roamed the streets like feral pack animals. If she ever wanted to circle back around and find another one just like him all she had to do was look up from her canvas and there would be at least two or three of them standing in line like old women waiting at a deli counter.

She was wrong.

More than two decades of dead-end dating ensued and just three years ago she discovered accidentally that her ex-boyfriend was one of the wealthiest men in the northeast. We’re not going to name his home state or get into any more detail about him aside from the fact that he actually made the Forbes’s list.

Jesse leads a rich and meaningful existence but not a single day goes by when she doesn’t think about what might have been. She imagines that posh gallery in SOHO packed with her originals, New York’s elite climbing over one another like hungry dogs, clawing at other’s backs for the opportunity to buy a piece of her artwork regardless of the price. Her mind replays scenarios of her setting up her easel somewhere in Nice or Marseille, overlooking the water and painting from the perspective of a very, very wealthy woman.

This is not to say that her art is any less desirable, or that she is any less desirable, for that matter. It’s just that timing is more important than most people realize.

Without the exposure that can be generated by having a disgustingly wealthy husband, her paintings sell for about $5,000 to $10,000 apiece as opposed to $500,000 to $1,000,000 a piece. That’s the most amazing thing about art, collectors actually buy the artist.

A part of her believes that she’s missed the boat, but nothing could be further from the truth. Jesse is still Grade A Sugar Baby material, and there are thousands of wealthy Sugar Daddies out there who would crawl through broken glass to set her up with that dream gallery or buy her very own set of red, white, and blue Mercedes.

The moral to the story is that it is never too late to find the Sugar Daddy of your dreams. The key is making your life experience work for you, not against you. Replace regret with ambition.

When the universe unfolds again and Jesse is afforded with yet another opportunity to settle down with another fabulously wealthy Sugar Daddy she’ll seal the deal this time.

In closing, buy her artwork while it is relatively cheap. Once she is the toast of Manhattan you’ll have to stand in line just like everyone else.

Holy matrimony is a beautiful thing, but statistically most men and women go outside the relationship at least once for one reason or another (sex or sex). In most cases, however, they return to their spouse, having gotten the last of the wild oats out of their systems.

In more innocent times it was referred to as the “Seven-Year Itch” but these days it’s more like a persistent tickle. We’re all bombarded by the media with images of perfect people with perfect bodies enticing us to have perfect sex. It’s impossible to escape the barrage of sexual material that assaults our senses via television, magazines, billboards and of course, the 800-pound gorilla of them all, the Internet.

These days it’s a mystery how anyone doesn’t step out to sample the goods at least once in their relationship.

By stepping out and hooking up with a stranger the stepper is flooded with old emotions and stimuli they forgot even existed. There’s newly rekindled excitement, anticipation, and the flood of endorphins making it even more impossible to think straight. But then there is a resurgence of other emotions long since extinguished by married life; disappointment, disenchantment, disillusionment and a lot of other dis’s that were also forgotten about.

In this respect, since people are hard wired to stray from time to time, is it fair, or even remotely rational to put an entire marriage and family asunder over something that’s nothing more than a one-time fling? Of course not. Anyone who disagrees is lying, unrealistic or outright delusional.

Sugar Daddy dating delivers yet again. If the impulse to wander is there and it becomes impossible to fight one’s own biology, it only makes sense to take every possible precaution and do it like a professional as opposed to swinging wildly like a hormonal maniac. Professionals live to see another day, maniacs get ostracized.

The Sugar Daddy dating scene is packed with Sugar Babies who understand the fact that Daddy is probably married, but that’s OK with them nonetheless. If the arrangement works out, great, if not, everyone goes back to their respective corners and gets a second chance to reevaluate their long-term relationships. No harm, no foul.

Sugar Babies, especially ones who have been in the game for a little while, have pretty much seen it all. They are compassionate, understanding, well-versed in social etiquette and tread lightly when it comes to Sugar Daddy’s marital status. They know that there are no guarantees in terms of the longevity of the arrangement, but instead they focus on making every minute count. Professional Sugar Babies live for today and help Sugar Daddy do the same.

Sugar Daddy dating eliminates wild card variables and provides a safe way for men and women alike to stick their toe in the water without getting swept away by the current. Think of it as going on safari with a professional guide and tracker by your side as opposed to blindly trudging off into the jungle alone.

The beauty of Sugar Daddy dating is that one can be completely honest and even go so far as telling prospective Sugar Babies that “This is the first time I’ve done this so let’s take it one day at a time.”

If the arrangement is befitting to both Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby, then have at it. If it turns out that the grass isn’t greener then quite possibly the original grass is the one for the home team to stick with.

Worst case scenario is that Sugar Daddy (or Sugar Baby) walks away with a newfound appreciation for their original mate (or playmate).

It’s been scientifically proven that up to 93% of communication is non-verbal and based on body cues. This being as it may, you had better make that remaining 7% count.

Sugar Daddy incentivizing is based on subtleties. Don’t use a hammer when a chopstick will do.

It’s about planting seeds and letting Sugar Daddy think that your ideas are actually his. This IS NOT mental manipulation because if Sugar Daddy knew what you really wanted he would get it for you. But if he’s not the one coming up with the million dollar ideas and you are, you run the risk of bruising his ego.

In essence, you’re just providing indirect guidance and saving all parties involved a great deal of hassle by eliminating guesswork. It’s your duty as a Sugar Baby to be indiscernibly persuasive.

Sugar Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes

Basics first; shoes are a common denominator amongst all respectable Sugar Babies, and they don’t grow on trees or get delivered by the shoe fairy. They come from very expensive stores.

The next time you’re on a date, outing, etc., with Sugar Daddy and he asks you what you’d like to do, tell him you don’t know and then reach down to adjust one of your shoes. Casually mention that you just paid top dollar for your new kicks and that they are dreadful; you never imagined a pair of shoes could be so painful.

Voila! Daddy offers to take you shoe shopping so that your precious tootsies will never know another minute of sorrow. You act surprised and compliment him on how very thoughtful he is.

Your Chariot Awaits

A car can in no way be considered a luxury item; it’s an essential. The only question is whether you are going to drive a Kia Spectra or a BMW. Having never driven a Kia Spectra but having owned a BMW my opinion may be biased, then again I’ve never heard anyone bragging about their new Kia.

This one is simpler than you may initially believe. The basic mindset when going in for a major upgrade is that if you make it a big deal, then it becomes a big deal. Treat it like a non-issue and the whole thing is just two people having a conversation.

The new car strategy is actually the way I saw my friend Kelly land a new car from her Sugar Daddy. She simply told him that she hated her car and that she was sure he wouldn’t mind if she drove his. He of course obliged and then after a few times he grew tired of loaning her his ride so he ponied up and leased her one of her own.

They lived happily ever after, for the next six months.

Travel Like a Rockstar

Flying coach is for traveling salesmen. Sugar Babies fly business class or first class at the very least.

Let your Sugar Daddy know how much value you place on your relationship with your family and how it saddens you that you can’t visit your parents (aunt, grandparents, step sister in Laguna) more often because airline travel is such a complete drag. Elaborate how the last time you flew you got stuck between some creepy guy with a head cold and a screaming child.

No way is Sugar Daddy going to allow his princess to be soiled in this manner. It is GUARANTEED he’ll step up and offer to pay your way the next time you need to fly. Once again, the whole thing was his idea, not yours.

With great power comes great responsibility, so save the Jedi mind tricks for when you really need them and don’t abuse the skill set. In the unlikely event you find yourself wrestling with your conscience and think you’re becoming a manipulator, rest assured, you are not. You are simply doing the humane thing by letting Sugar Daddy know what you need and when you need it without expecting him to be a mind reader.

It doesn’t matter how you convey your message just as long as you get your point across. The rest is just semantics.

This question is a little tricky since it’s tough to attach any hard science to it. As far as statistical and empirical data is concerned, well, there is none. However, there is one basic rule of thumb that is universal; the more that Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy the less likely she is to say anything to her friends to jeopardize the arrangement.

Leslie is an experienced Sugar Baby who hails from Dallas. The men she sees are prominent and her role as a Sugar Baby is never really disclosed. In other words, no one has any idea that the men she sees provide her with financial assistance. She is pretty, unassuming and very discreet. She knows a good thing when she sees it and she prefers long-term arrangements over shorter, more sporadic ones.

“The Dallas dinner crowd is a very tight group for such a big city,” Leslie said. “Everyone knows everybody and gossip spreads like brushfire. I never, under any circumstances, reveal intimate details about my relationships to anyone. My closest girlfriends are even left out. Gossip is a very destructive habit and I don’t think people realize the damage they are doing when they make casual comments about people they don’t really know, especially when it comes to sex.”

Leslie represents the abundantly cautious full-time Sugar Baby. She owns her own home, has a thriving business and makes her own hours. She also has a daughter in private school. All the more reason to keep things very low key.

Kimmy (AKA Princess) is a bit more flamboyant. She’s younger than Leslie, plays it a little more from the hip, and isn’t really interested in long-term arrangements. She rarely sees a Sugar Daddy for longer than four or five months and even then, the encounters are sporadic and spontaneous. She never uses her real name, has a second cell phone for when Daddy calls, and never brings anyone back to her place.

“I talk about sex with my girlfriends all of the time,” Kimmy confided. “I don’t name names or if I do I’ll make one up, but if I am seeing a guy and it turns out that he’s uncircumcised, someone is probably going to hear about it. If everyone else is talking about some guy they’re sleeping with I can’t just sit there and be left out of the conversation. I’m 24-years old, what else are we supposed to talk about?

So far, the theory is intact. Leslie highly values her arrangements and says nothing about sex. Kimmy is less concerned with any particular Sugar Daddy so her sex life is an open book, even though she is cautious and tries not to mention names. It should also be noted that Kimmy does not travel in the same social circles as the Sugar Daddies she sees so there is little, if any, chance of rogue information making it back to an unintended recipient.

Since details about who is having sex with who can create serious blowback, Sugar Daddies may want to set the pace from the jump as far as sexual anonymity is concerned. If Sugar Daddy is seeing a Sugar Baby 20 years his junior, she may not even realize that a few poorly chosen words to a casual acquaintance can escalate into an all out ground war.

The good news is that our theory seems to hold water, so the more Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy, the less inclined she’ll be to broadcast his favorite sexual position.

When you post a profile seeking a Sugar Daddy or a Sugar Baby, the last thing you’re thinking about is a serious, or even permanent, relationship. Most people would be astonished to learn that a freewheeling Sugar Daddy decided to turn his arrangement into a traditional, monogamous relationship. However, for those of us familiar with Sugar Daddy dating, it’s not surprising at all.

A rich Sugar Daddy enters into an arrangement with a Sugar Baby for the sole intention of having good old fashioned no-strings-attached fun and an equal measure of carefree sex.

The atmosphere is relaxed, the sex is spontaneous and there is no “relationship” smothering the male/female dynamic; hence the booming popularity of Sugar Daddy dating websites.

So let’s break it down; what are the qualities that comprise a trophy wife? She’s exceptionally beautiful, socially graced, an expert at looking stunning at all times and a great event planner. She’s also usually considerably younger than her husband.

Hold on, are we discussing trophy wives or Sugar Babies here? By simple analysis, we’re describing both – they are identical except for one minor detail. The Sugar Baby doesn’t have a ring on her finger. That’s the only difference.

Which brings us back to the Sugar Daddy.

Sugar Daddy may not have been looking for a bride when he posted his profile but I don’t know of anyone who was specifically looking for a spouse when they found one. It just happens. And it’s more apt to occur if two people are caught up in a devil-may-care global sex romp than if they are making small talk over dinner at the Olive Garden.

Don’t get me wrong, in some cases Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies do get married and live happily ever after. But sometimes the process just repeats itself, and the now betrothed Sugar Daddy finds himself going back to the well, reposting his profile and seeking out his next Sugar Baby.

It’s called the Beverly Hills Syndrome, or at least it’s called that now.
 
Have you ever been on vacation and fallen so head-over-heels for a new location that you were CONVINCED you had to move there? The first time anyone goes to Beverly Hills they get hit hard by the ether. There are sports cars everywhere, the restaurants are packed with celebrities and the most mundane woman in the neighborhood is an undisputable 9.5. It’s pretty amazing.
 
Within three days you are sure you could live there and be happy, really happy. But after a month the traffic is starting to get under your skin, the snotty valets are gnawing away at your generally chipper demeanor and the barbecued buffalo medallions at Mr. Chows are starting to taste like chicken McNuggets.

The vacation is over, you’re officially a local.

Sugar Babies make the best trophy wives, without a doubt. But don’t lose perspective after seeing your Sugar Baby twice a week for three months. That doesn’t constitute a three month relationship; it’s actually a three week relationship if you crunch the numbers.

For the sake of balanced journalism it must also be stated that following your instincts will get you further in life than following the pack. If you’re one-on-one with your Sugar Baby for a prolonged period of time, there’s no one else in the picture and the two of you have already swapped house keys – you’re already married.

Regardless of which path you chose just be sure to do it for the right reasons. Beverly Hills is a great place to visit, but do you really want to live there?

WealthSeeksBeauty.com would like to take this opportunity to extend its hand to professional golfer Tiger Woods by offering him a complimentary lifetime Sugar Daddy membership. Since we provide discretion and anonymity to wealthy and famous men we can assure that Tiger maintains the privacy he deserves while enjoying the Sugar Daddy lifestyle.

As far as international media coverage is concerned, Tiger Woods has effectively made the leap from professional golf icon to Sugar Daddy extraordinaire. His alleged sexual exploits with hot younger women have officially overshadowed his legendary prowess on the links. Although hostess to the stars Rachel Uchitel has denied any inappropriate involvement with Tiger Woods, a rather explicit voice mail message allegedly left by him for 24-year old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs is now circulating through the media like a brushfire through Malibu.

“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

The authenticity of this message is still being questioned, but we at WealthSeeksBeauty.com can only think of two guys named Tiger, and the other one sells breakfast cereal. Whether this phone message is legitimate or not, what Sugar Daddy needs this kind of press?

Tiger has just joined the illustrious ranks of David Lettermen, former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, former presidential candidate Gary Hart, Kobe Bryant, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and about a hundred other alright guys who just caught a bad break.

In our own professional opinion Tiger Woods is simply just another well-intentioned Sugar Daddy in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong waitress. Sugar Daddies are eternal optimists; they like to believe in the best in people. The only thing they are guilty of is just having too much love.

Once again, a little forethought goes a long way. Tiger, if you’re reading this, contact us immediately and we’ll take good care of you.

By: WSBNews@11:00

Sugar Daddies generally fall into two categories; those who struck it big early on in their careers and now have an abundance of free time, and those who still work around the clock because they are ambition junkies.

Both varieties are well intentioned chaps, but they still may require a little polishing in order to bring out their true potential. It is the implied responsibility of the Sugar Baby to make sure that the Sugar Daddy looks good, smells good and stays up to date with what’s going on in the real world.

You are more than just a Sugar Baby. Think of yourself as a Lifestyle Liaison.

Have all of your Sugar Daddy’s measurements on hand at all times.

Know all of his measurements, from neck size to shoe size. It’s up to you to make sure that Sugar Daddy isn’t still wearing wide lapels and/or velour tracksuits. After all, you’ve got to be seen with this guy so he has to look as good as you do. Impromptu purchases usually yield the best results so make it as easy as possible for you to capitalize on spur-of-the moment wardrobe opportunities.

Find out Daddy’s taste in music and then expand on it.

If Sugar Daddy was raised on Sinatra and Tony Bennet, he may not have heard of Michael Amante or Adriano Celentano. Throw in some diversity as well, stuff from your collection, but try to avoid culture shock unless he’s really open minded.

Turning someone on to good music is a hit and miss scenario, so have some fun with it. Even if you turn Sugar Daddy on to something that’s completely out of his depth, it’s still good for a laugh.

If you can’t bring Sugar Daddy to the cinema. . .

Then bring the cinema to your Sugar Daddy. Believe it or not, there are still men out there who have never seen Basic Instinct or Bound, two of the hottest erotic thrillers of all times. Sugar Daddy has been working for a living so he may be a little out of touch with what’s come out of Hollywood over the past fifteen years.

Grab a half dozen or so closet classics that get your juices flowing and have them on hand for a last-minute movie night. If you bring two movies and he’s bored, you’ve hit a brick wall and the evening is a bust. If you bring six and half of them don’t grab his attention, odds are the other half will.

Food sets the mood.

Sugar Daddy is a creature of habit, so it’s up to you to expose him to new culinary options. Many people have never tried Ethiopian, Korean barbecue or even something as prevalent as Indian.

Figure out what Daddy likes (chicken, fish, veggies, etc.) and then be prepared to either grab some very cool take-out or to order off the menu for him. Men love woman who take the lead in social situations.

Men spend more time on their cars than they do on themselves.

Sugar Daddy has most likely been wearing the same cologne for at least the past ten years just for lack of a better option. Fill his bathroom with a few different colognes, mint facial scrub, organic clay masks, the latest shaving oil from Sephora, an ergonomic back brush, and anything else he probably didn’t even know existed.

Being a Sugar Baby comes with some rather unique responsibilities. But the more you put in, the more you get out.

Everyone is a winner.

We spend a great deal of time and energy figuring out new ways to lose weight, relieve stress and stay young, but through this forest of self examination we’ve lost sight of the obvious. People who are happy generally don’t stress about anything, including their weight, and have a tendency to look and feel younger than those who forgot how to be a little wild.

Being frivolous is more productive than one might think. Show me the guy having the most fun and I’ll show you the guy making the most money. Show me the guy making the most money and I’ll show you the quintessential Sugar Daddy.

The relaxed and charming Sugar Daddy is going to have a much more satisfying life than the stodgy, burned out, chain smoking executive. He’s the fun-loving fringe player who knows the importance of playtime. The Sugar Daddy weaves a special charisma and abundant enthusiasm throughout the entire fabric of his existence.

If you ask him what his secret is, and you’re lucky enough for him to tell you, he’ll probably say something like “it’s just a matter of being able to let go at will.” The Sugar Daddy knows this life lesson well, and lives by the credo of “let the good times roll.”

People, especially Sugar Babies, are attracted to the Sugar Daddy because his self-assured manner is contagious. He’s the guy with a million great stories, the man everyone wants to know or be, and the guy you can never quite figure out no matter how long you’ve known him. He’s the enigma, the “Go-To-Guy” when the seas get rough, and the man who never forgets the importance of having fun.

He’s successful because he is not driven by success. He is instead motivated by the many exciting and enjoyable things that success brings.

If the Sugar Daddy is not living on the edge he’s just not living. In the same fashion that David Carradine walked the earth in Kung Fu, the greatest television show ever made, the Sugar Daddy walks the earth as well, reaching out to the next Sugar Baby, hoping that his next leap will be the one that brings him home (sorry, that’s actually Quantum Leap).

There isn’t a movie he hasn’t seen, a book he hasn’t read or an idea you’re having that he hasn’t already had. When everyone else at the bar is talking about writing a screenplay, starting a new company, or going spear fishing in the Bahamas, he’s actually doing it.

The Sugar Daddy is a risk taker, but he’s not reckless. He’s a gym enthusiast, but he still respects a good cigar. When others are seeking knowledge he is gathering wisdom.

The Sugar Daddy’s final frontier of self-expression and personal satisfaction hinges on his ability to attract the adoration and unbridled affection of the Sugar Baby. He wants to share his wealth, experience and philosophy with an affectionate and receptive female vessel.

The Sugar Baby’s incompleteness is what makes the Sugar Daddy complete.

My Mother was the epitome of old world conservative, or so it seemed until you met her Mother.

My Grandmother loved to tell stories about how she conveniently lost messages when “boys called on the phone” for my Mother. As far as she was concerned, suitors were supposed to come for family dinners and dates were supposed to be chaperoned. My Mother had her own ideas.

My Mother, in turn, believed it was irreverent for my sister’s dates to honk when they pulled into the driveway as opposed to coming to the front door and introducing themselves. The reality of the situation was that they were just terrified of my Father, and rightfully so.

The one thing the two generations had in common is that their perspective on how men and women were supposed to interact was steeped in dogma and outright ridiculousness. How anyone had five minutes of fun under those circumstances is a mystery.

There are 6,000,000,000 people on the planet, give or take, and the only thing that the average man or woman needs in order to be happy is to connect with about ten or twelve of them (500 to 1,000 if we’re talking about Charlie Sheen).

We don’t drive to work in horse-drawn carriages anymore, doctors stopped using leeches to cure headaches a while ago and we now know that the Sun is going to rise every morning whether or not we pray to it.

The dating concept deserves the same upgrade as every other aspect of Western civilization.

The Sugar Daddy scene is dating perfected. It’s effective, safe and delivers what it promises. The pretense, posturing and misrepresentation of hit-and-miss dating have been removed, leaving the Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby alike with pure, unadulterated expression of mutual needs.

Last time I checked honest communication was supposed to be the cornerstone of successful relationships.

Sure, Sugar Daddy dating is all about NSA (no strings attached), but in reality two people having the time of their lives on an adrenaline-fueled thrill ride are more likely to find romance than two people on a date chaperoned by my Grandmother.

We couldn’t decide which of these headlines was better so we used both of them;

From an engineering standpoint, a love triangle should be a stable structure. After all, the great pyramids of Egypt are a triangle and they’ve stood for more than 4,000 years. Then again, the pyramids aren’t constructed of a husband with a rogue libido, an exceptionally young coworker, and an irate wife.

Statistically, a man of means is more apt to engage in a sexual dalliance than Joe Lunch Box. Don’t get me wrong, Joe Lunch Box may still duck into a strip club on boy’s night out, but the reasons that the nine-to-five guy is less likely to stray is simple; he has less expendable cash and he’s just too damn tired.

For the sake of fairness we have to state that not all men in power cheat on their spouses. It’s just that the serial monogamists don’t generate the same amount of press as David Lettermen and Kobe Bryant.

Wealth Seeks Beauty is not endorsing marital infidelity nor are we here to offer a “how to” manual on getting some on the side. But people (men and woman alike) are biologically wired to crave sex. Literature has chronicled the trials and tribulations of this particular human trait for thousands of years.

In Homer’s Odyssey, Odysseus knew the lethal peril of the Sirens’ song. He knew for an indisputable FACT that NO MAN could resist their intoxicating melody. Odysseus realized that if he did nothing his crew would most likely meet their demise by leaping into the sea and that his ship would be destroyed by being run onto the rocks upon being lured by the call of the Sirens.

The Internet hadn’t caught on yet in 800 B.C. so Odysseus, the keen strategist, did the best he could with what he had. He instructed his crew to plug their ears with wax before they passed near the island of the Sirens but here comes the kicker. Even knowing the lethality of the Sirens’ song, HE STILL WANTED TO HEAR IT. Odysseus instructed his crew to lash him to the mast of the ship and not to cut him loose until he stopped begging and pleading, until the Sirens’ island was way far in the rear view mirror.

This scenario says it all. Odysseus knew for a fact that all those who came before him DIED from hearing the Sirens; not a few, or most, ALL of them were destroyed. Odysseus still decided it was probably OK for him to give it a go.

If Odysseus actually existed and were alive today, he would have been a kick-ass Sugar Daddy. Being a man’s man he probably would have hooked up his crew as well. He would have painted “WealthSeeksBeauty.com” on the side of his boat and spread the Sugar Daddy philosophy as he fought the Cyclops and took on all comers during his adventures.

Getting back to modern times.

Kobe, A-Rod, Peter Cook (Christie Brinkley’s ex hubby), and Michael Jordan could have avoided the tidal waves of emotional and financial devastation they created by just being realistic about their human foibles. Like Odysseus, they knew that those who came before them were raked over the coals for such behavior, but they spun the wheel anyway.

Sugar Daddy relationships are the single most effective societal safety valve we have today. A little Sugar alleviates the pressure of rogue desire before it builds up and takes out a city block when it explodes.
Think about it; the Sugar Daddy lifestyle is far more prevalent in Europe than in the U.S. Consequently, the overwhelming majority of sex scandals that rock the evening news are home grown.

When a well-intentioned Sugar Daddy establishes an arrangement with a young, beautiful and DISCREET Sugar Baby, families are spared embarrassment, corporations and fortunes remain intact, and the media is left with nothing to report on.

An ounce of Sugar is worth a pound of attorneys.