WealthSeeksBeauty.com would like to take this opportunity to extend its hand to professional golfer Tiger Woods by offering him a complimentary lifetime Sugar Daddy membership. Since we provide discretion and anonymity to wealthy and famous men we can assure that Tiger maintains the privacy he deserves while enjoying the Sugar Daddy lifestyle.

As far as international media coverage is concerned, Tiger Woods has effectively made the leap from professional golf icon to Sugar Daddy extraordinaire. His alleged sexual exploits with hot younger women have officially overshadowed his legendary prowess on the links. Although hostess to the stars Rachel Uchitel has denied any inappropriate involvement with Tiger Woods, a rather explicit voice mail message allegedly left by him for 24-year old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs is now circulating through the media like a brushfire through Malibu.

Tiger Woods, Sugar Daddy Masters Champion, 2009

“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

The authenticity of this message is still being questioned, but we at WealthSeeksBeauty.com can only think of two guys named Tiger, and the other one sells breakfast cereal. Whether this phone message is legitimate or not, what Sugar Daddy needs this kind of press?

Tiger has just joined the illustrious ranks of David Lettermen, former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, former presidential candidate Gary Hart, Kobe Bryant, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and about a hundred other alright guys who just caught a bad break.

In our own professional opinion Tiger Woods is simply just another well-intentioned Sugar Daddy in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong waitress. Sugar Daddies are eternal optimists; they like to believe in the best in people. The only thing they are guilty of is just having too much love.

Once again, a little forethought goes a long way. Tiger, if you’re reading this, contact us immediately and we’ll take good care of you.

By: WSBNews@11:00

Whoever said you can’t have it all was probably the same person who said money can’t buy happiness. These are two legendary rationalizations designed to keep everyone suspended in a state of perpetual malaise. In reality, you can have the best of both worlds without sacrificing your integrity.

Our parents raised us to believe that you can’t buy love, well you can’t. But unless you’re able to get out there and interact with a variety of people, love isn’t going to miraculously roll up upon your doorstep. But whether it’s love or a scorching NSA thrill ride that you’re looking for, the fact of the matter is that things cost money.

The Best Things In Life Aren't Usually Free

Sir Mix-A-Lot, probably one of the greatest philosophical minds of the 21st century, put it best when he wrote, “The honey gets runny when the money gets funny.”

So who are you going to listen to, your parents or Sir Mix-A-Lot?

An old business cohort of mine was one of the shallowest, narcissistic pigs ever to walk the earth. He had medium good looks, liked to work out so his body was solid, but he was completely unremarkable. However, he always had the hottest looking girlfriends. His secret; spend, spend, spend.

Howard (maybe his real name, maybe not) paid for EVERYTHING. He was the first guy I ever knew who bought a car for a girlfriend. It was a lease actually (the car not the girl) but that was only a small part of his largesse. He bought so much jewelry for his dates that a rep from the jewelry store would come into the office once every couple of months with a suitcase full of baubles and booty for Howard to stockpile. His spending was grandiose but completely premeditated.

There were weekends in Cabo, $700 dinners in the middle of the week and NUMEROUS shopping sprees. We all thought he was nuts.

Ironically, his money served as an effective vehicle that allowed him to gain repeated exposure to some of the classiest, most sophisticated women in the city. After years of pushing misogynism to the absolute limits, some class and manners actually rubbed off on the guy. He eventually hung up his six guns and married an Elle Macpherson look-alike.

Last I heard they had two kids and were doing just fine.

The point is that Howard wasn’t looking for love, and the girls who dated him were just into him for the money and the excitement, but the dynamic he created (unintentionally) set the stage for an inevitable romance. You can only rub two sticks together for so long before they catch fire.

So the moral to the story, if there is one, can be interpreted a few different ways.

One way to look at it is that Howard was a schmuck who burned through a lot of cash because no woman in her right mind would date him. The fool was repeatedly separated from his money in an irresponsible spending spree that lasted through three presidential administrations.

Another way to look at it is that Howard was lucky enough to be able to pay for an Ivy League education in how to treat a lady right.

Not every man needs to run out and embark on a wild Sugar Daddy spending spree like Howard, but maybe, just maybe, if a guy repeatedly complains that he can’t get a date, he just might be spending his money in all the wrong places.

Live a little and the possibilities are infinite.

Not much has changed since the days when the first caveman dragged a saber tooth tiger pelt back to the lair to attract the favors of Wilma Flintstone. This simple exchange of essentials for affection set the pace for the next ten thousand years; except that now a diamond tennis bracelet gets a man further than a greasy animal hide.

Regardless of whether the Alpha Dog comes bearing animal skins or diamonds, odds are that he is not going to bed alone any time soon. This is why no one ever talks about the Beta Dog.

Jurassic Park Dating

So why fight ten millennium of biological programming?

Woman are beautiful and amazingly complex individuals, but if given the choice of dating a man with good intentions and dating a man with good intentions and $5,000,000 in the bank, they’re going with the smart-money bet.

Women have one distinct ability that men do not, the ability to create life. Hence, they are more intuitive and even if they don’t have baby-on-the-brain, they are still thinking about the future while men are thinking about the here and now.

Women, regardless of their socioeconomic status, are simply not attracted to slackers. Recent university studies have even concluded that a woman’s degree of sexual satisfaction is directly linked to her partner’s level of financial success. Apparently size does matter.

Which brings us to men.

Men, for the most part, are raised in a football society. They are hard-wired to gain ground at all costs, push through barriers, and believe that the ultimate satisfaction is to be hoisted victoriously upon the shoulders of their peers and showered by the cheers and adulation of the roaring crowd. Even the most mild-mannered intellectual has this message screaming at him incessantly from the base of his brain.

Caveman thinking is what builds skyscrapers, put a man on the moon, and gave us cell phones with Internet access. If that first caveman didn’t risk his life to kill the saber tooth tiger to win over the sought-after cave Hottie, Sugar Daddy dating wouldn’t be the rage that it is today.

The art of the arrangement GUARANTEES that everyone comes away a winner. It’s the perfect storm of negotiated romance; the men with the most get the women with the most to offer. Now, because of the Internet, everyone gets to play.

The best aspect of Caveman Selection is that it only grows stronger as people mature. People don’t mellow with age; they become more focused on what they want. Women become more conscious about their financial needs, men grow more confident from accumulating life experience and everyone is a LOT more direct about sex; their need for it, the quality of it and the frequency they get it.

This is not to say that we’re all just a bunch of horny cave people. Men and women also have intangible intellectual and emotional needs that must be satisfied in order to be truly happy. We all walk a fine line between caveman and Renaissance man.

But when push comes to shove, the caveman bearing gifts is going to win out over the empty handed Neanderthal.

You’re probably familiar with the terms Sugar Daddy, Sugar Baby, Sugar Mommy and Sugar Pup, but just what is a Sugar Angel?

We’re glad you asked.

A Sugar Angel is a full-time Sugar Baby, but one that brings a lot more to the table than just breathtaking beauty. She is poised, intelligent and has star power. She’s the type of woman you can count on to get you on “The List” at the hottest nightclub in Manhattan, to schmooze your law partners into intoxicated trances, and to turn every head, male or female, when she walks into the room.

The Sugar Angel

Sugar Angels are indeed a rare breed. They take pride in their chosen profession and work to stay ahead of the game. She can usually speak more than one language, reads the WSJ on the elliptical trainer every morning without fail, and attends Pilate’s classes with the dedication of an Olympic athlete.

The Sugar Angel can tell the difference between a Harry Winston and a cubic zirconia from a block away. She can confidently order from a wine list, even if it’s in Italian, and her wardrobe is so extensive that no one alive has ever seen her wear the same thing twice.

Her past is mysterious and she is adept at keeping her personal life private, but she is consistent, dependable and a consummate professional. She is meticulous and punctual without sacrificing passion for life.

The Sugar Angel has been to the Cannes Film Festival more than once and is always ready to tell you about her last trip to Vail. She seems to know everyone no matter where she goes and makes loyal friends with a single glance of her piercing blue eyes. You can’t help but love her. Her charms cannot be resisted.

The Sugar Angel’s looks are flawless, from her perfect face down to her always pedied feet, but hold onto your hats gentlemen; she definitely doesn’t come cheap.

If you don’t have a budget of at least $20,000 a month, don’t bother pushing the “send” key on that next e-mail. She takes you seriously so take her seriously. However, for the man fortunate enough to afford the very best, there is no substitute for the Sugar Angel. She is the limited edition Mercedes of the Sugar Daddy dating scene.

Oh, and one last thing, she never negotiates.