25,000 B.C., Tuesday

Cave paintings discovered in Lascaux, France depict two cave men. The first one is being berated by his unruly cave wife for being a lousy hunter and the second one is draped in animal pelts, surrounded by adoring cave hotties (also draped in animal pelts) who are ambitiously working to satisfy his primitive Sugar Daddy needs.

Ironically, a second set of cave paintings from the same region depict the aforementioned disgruntled cave wife living large in the upper west side after her divorce attorney got through shellacking her non-pelt-providing cave husband.

134 A.D., The Golden Age of Rome

Roman Emperor Antoninus kicks Sugar Daddy dating up a notch when he commissions the city’s top engineers to invent the hot tub, the smoking jacket and Vodka. Following in his steps future Emperors go on to pioneer the creation of the convertible, the American Express Platinum Card, the cigarette holder and Jello shots.

922 A.D. Feudal Japan

Japanese men realize that the guy who can afford the best rice wine and fish heads is the same one hogging all the best women. They band together to form an elite ruling class called the “Sake Daddies” and vow to win these women back by showering them in silk robes and pearls – the Geisha is born!

The Sake Daddies also hire artisans to carve thousands of small ivory sculptures in order to immortalize their exploits. Go figure.

Henry VIII, The King Of Hearts?

1522 England

Henry VIII showed western civilization how a real Sugar Daddy lives by initiating what will later become known as “the rotation.” Henry kept so many Sugar Babies waiting in the wings that HBO eventually gave him his own series. He had a good run but died, not from loneliness, in 1547.

1790 America

Yes indeed, George Washington was a PROLIFIC Sugar Daddy. He was also so adept at keeping his arrangements on the down low that the only things history remembers him for is chopping down the cherry tree and having wooden teeth.

George’s single greatest contribution to the Sugar Daddy lifestyle was establishing the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. After a few pints he was known to quip to friends that “What Martha doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” Washington also pioneered the concept of Brown Sugar which the Rolling Stones later immortalized in their classic hit.

1876 Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States

Once again, sex is responsible for the greatest invention of the 20th century, the telephone. Alexander Graham Bell realized that if Sugar Daddies were to live the lifestyle with any degree of convenience, they were going to need a quick and easy way to contact their Sugar Babies without dispatching a loose-lipped courier or taking a high-profile carriage ride across town.

Although married to Mabel Hubbard for more than 45 years, Bell learned early on that tech geeks make the best Sugar Daddies. Legend has it that he preferred the pay-as-you-go approach for his Sugar babies as opposed to a fixed monthly budget due to the fact that he was busy fighting off more than 600 lawsuits that challenged his patent on the telephone. However, it should be noted that he later went the extra mile and invented the metal detector after one of his playmates lost her custom broach during a romp in on Mass beach.

Is the Jackie of All Trades better than the dream team of specialist Sugar Babies? Is it more enjoyable to have one Sugar Baby that can ski the black diamond slopes as well as she can fill out a Brazilian t-back, or to have a virtual arsenal of Sugar Babies, each one equipped with her own special skill set?

Multiple Choice

The answer to that question depends on the Sugar Daddy and of course, the depth of his pocket. For the average man, handling two women is like trying to drive two cars, it sounds great on paper but there is a lot of stopping and starting.

But the Sugar Daddy is anything but average. He is the master of industry, the man who made his first million before he was 30, the very same guy who got his pilot’s license just because the grouper in the Bahamas tastes better than the variety they serve in Miami.

Of course more is better. Or is it?

Lance (not his real name) has been seeing the same Sugar Baby for two years. He’s the out-of-town guy that shows up like Santa Clause when he wants to unwind. The majority of nights with his girl are spent out on the town, not clubbing till 5:00 a.m. but more along the lines of wine bars and Jazz clubs. He likes the stability and the consistency of the relationship.

Did I mention that Lance is also happily married with two children?

“I really don’t want to start talking about right and wrong here,” Lance said candidly. “All I can tell you is what works for me. Having more than one Sugar Baby would be ludicrous. Jasmine (obviously not her real name) is my solace, my getaway and someone I trust to keep our arrangement just between us.”

A lot of Sugar Daddies are like lance. They don’t need to be the king of Sugar Mountain, but they still like the arrangement scene. For the record, Lance’s marriage is rock solid by all practical definition. He has no intention of leaving his wife or leaving Jasmine (still not her real name). He’s a happy man.

Lance has a rather consistent financial arrangement with Sugar Baby. He deposits a specific amount of cash into a checking account every month and that takes care of Jasmine’s rent, phone and essentials. When he comes into town there are nights out, some shopping, but it’s a rather conservative deal.

Which brings us to Cameron. He’s got a lot of time to fill since selling his software company but now he lives his life like he’s the subject of a documentary on living like a rock star. For Cam, the cameras are always rolling.

He’s got a Hatteras that costs more than most people’s homes, has never been married (and seems to be keeping it that way at least for the foreseeable future), and has lots of friends. His only Achilles heel is boredom.

Cam keeps three Sugar Babies in rotation at all times. He’s the perfect delegator. He’s got a travel baby, a club baby and even one he keeps around because she’s a deep water certified scuba diver (really). For a stretch there was even one Sugar Baby in the mix whose sole qualification was that she was a Maxim Girl.

He’s not exactly paying the freight for all three but they all do very well. It’s a pay-as- you-go arrangement as opposed to a defined monthly budget. The girls make out with lots of news clothes, spa days, salon days, flat screen TV’s, bathroom renovations, and anything else you can think of that costs money.

“I’ll admit I am a chronic type A,” Cam Said. “Whether I’m working or playing it’s at full speed. It’s just the way I am.”

As unorthodox as either arrangement may sound, it’s all a matter of perspective. If they were to switch places even for a brief period of time, Cam would be so bored he’d start another software company and Lance’s head would just explode.

So in the end, which arrangement is better? The answer is both and neither. It all depends on the Sugar Daddy and what he’s looking for out of his arrangement (or arrangements).

Imagine you’re a beautiful shining star, luminescent and bright, sending beams of radiant light and energy out into the universe for millions of light years. You are impressive and unforgettable in every way, but an astronomer has yet to discover you. The only thing standing in your way of being noticed is that you are surrounded by tens of thousands of other bright, shiny stars.

Sugar Babies are a lot like undiscovered shining stars; they are beautiful, unique and radiant, but they are surrounded by thousands of other Sugar Babies trying to attract the attention of that perfect Sugar Daddy.

Her bikini is already packed

If you know what Sugar Daddies look for in Sugar Babies you’ll be able to set yourself apart from the rest of the thousands of other shining stars in the night sky.

Sugar Daddies Want Convenience

Convenience and efficiency constitute the driving force behind Sugar Daddy Dating. Remove either one of these elements and the Sugar Daddy, as well as the Sugar Baby, are back to throwing darts at a board.

Stress the convenience of your situation when corresponding with your Sugar Daddy. Use terminology like, “available for spontaneous get-togethers,” or “my bikini is already packed.” As always, be yourself and make sure your personality comes through in the process.

Sugar Daddies Crave Approval

The Sugar Daddy is usually a self-made man, nothing was ever handed to him and the reason he has attained a certain degree of success is because of innovation, dedication and concentration. Express an interest in his business pursuits without being too invasive and let him know you’re impressed.

Sure he may have made his fortune in coat hangers or tube socks, but an empire is still and empire no matter how you slice it. Give your Sugar Daddy a pat on the back, or at the very least, an understanding nod. Acknowledge his accomplishments and it will come back to you ten-fold.

Sugar Daddies Require Certain Skills in a Sugar Baby

Beauty will get your foot in the door, but the Sugar Baby who can spin more than one plate at a time ups her appeal and her longevity.

By talent we’re not referring to your ability to debug a home computer.

Sought after Sugar Baby talents include;

Keen Fashion Sense – Sugar Daddies generally don’t have time to keep up with what’s hot and what’s not in terms of fashion. Demonstrate your ability to navigate the men’s department at Barneys or Nordstrom’s and you’ve been promoted from Sugar Baby to fashion consultant. This particular skill set works on several levels because if you’re shopping for him, well, you’re not going home empty-handed either.

I-Phone Blackberry Proficiency – There is no single greater aggravation to a Sugar Daddy than the non-texting, no e-mail having, technologically illiterate Sugar Baby. The Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy dynamic hinges on text messages, e-photos and other quick, short and sometimes erotic communications. Keep up with the latest in e-communications.

Activity Planner – Sugar Daddy’s are busy people, and without the right Sugar Baby to show them how to have a good time there is a distinct possibility they’re going to miss out on all the fun. It’s up to you, the free-spirited and vivacious Sugar Baby to know the best clubs, restaurants and romantic hideaways. Show me a Sugar Baby who knows where to rent Jet Ski’s at 11:00 p.m. on a Friday night at the Jersey Shore and I’ll show you a Sugar Baby who’s got wealthy suitors lining up around the block.

Sugar Daddies Love Independent Sugar Babies

No one likes clutchers. Sugar Daddies in particular are dynamic and independent, and since like attracts like, it only makes sense that the Sugar Baby who resides at the center of her own universe is going to get the guy. Independent Sugar Babies bring excitement, experience, charm and social skills into the equation.

Sugar Daddies, wealthy men, established men, call them what you will, have discriminating taste and are fiercely competitive. They need to know they’re getting the very best.

Plan your moves, exercise your creativity and blow them all away with your newfound Sugar Baby talents. You’ll be happy you did.

WealthSeeksBeauty.com would like to take this opportunity to extend its hand to professional golfer Tiger Woods by offering him a complimentary lifetime Sugar Daddy membership. Since we provide discretion and anonymity to wealthy and famous men we can assure that Tiger maintains the privacy he deserves while enjoying the Sugar Daddy lifestyle.

As far as international media coverage is concerned, Tiger Woods has effectively made the leap from professional golf icon to Sugar Daddy extraordinaire. His alleged sexual exploits with hot younger women have officially overshadowed his legendary prowess on the links. Although hostess to the stars Rachel Uchitel has denied any inappropriate involvement with Tiger Woods, a rather explicit voice mail message allegedly left by him for 24-year old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs is now circulating through the media like a brushfire through Malibu.

Tiger Woods, Sugar Daddy Masters Champion, 2009

“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

The authenticity of this message is still being questioned, but we at WealthSeeksBeauty.com can only think of two guys named Tiger, and the other one sells breakfast cereal. Whether this phone message is legitimate or not, what Sugar Daddy needs this kind of press?

Tiger has just joined the illustrious ranks of David Lettermen, former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, former presidential candidate Gary Hart, Kobe Bryant, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and about a hundred other alright guys who just caught a bad break.

In our own professional opinion Tiger Woods is simply just another well-intentioned Sugar Daddy in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong waitress. Sugar Daddies are eternal optimists; they like to believe in the best in people. The only thing they are guilty of is just having too much love.

Once again, a little forethought goes a long way. Tiger, if you’re reading this, contact us immediately and we’ll take good care of you.

By: WSBNews@11:00

We spend a great deal of time and energy figuring out new ways to lose weight, relieve stress and stay young, but through this forest of self examination we’ve lost sight of the obvious. People who are happy generally don’t stress about anything, including their weight, and have a tendency to look and feel younger than those who forgot how to be a little wild.

The Sugar Daddy has savoir-faire
His motto: Laissez les bons temps rouler

Being frivolous is more productive than one might think. Show me the guy having the most fun and I’ll show you the guy making the most money. Show me the guy making the most money and I’ll show you the quintessential Sugar Daddy.

The relaxed and charming Sugar Daddy is going to have a much more satisfying life than the stodgy, burned out, chain smoking executive. He’s the fun-loving fringe player who knows the importance of playtime. The Sugar Daddy weaves a special charisma and abundant enthusiasm throughout the entire fabric of his existence.

If you ask him what his secret is, and you’re lucky enough for him to tell you, he’ll probably say something like “it’s just a matter of being able to let go at will.” The Sugar Daddy knows this life lesson well, and lives by the credo of “let the good times roll.”

People, especially Sugar Babies, are attracted to the Sugar Daddy because his self-assured manner is contagious. He’s the guy with a million great stories, the man everyone wants to know or be, and the guy you can never quite figure out no matter how long you’ve known him. He’s the enigma, the “Go-To-Guy” when the seas get rough, and the man who never forgets the importance of having fun.

He’s successful because he is not driven by success. He is instead motivated by the many exciting and enjoyable things that success brings.

If the Sugar Daddy is not living on the edge he’s just not living. In the same fashion that David Carradine walked the earth in Kung Fu, the greatest television show ever made, the Sugar Daddy walks the earth as well, reaching out to the next Sugar Baby, hoping that his next leap will be the one that brings him home (sorry, that’s actually Quantum Leap).

There isn’t a movie he hasn’t seen, a book he hasn’t read or an idea you’re having that he hasn’t already had. When everyone else at the bar is talking about writing a screenplay, starting a new company, or going spear fishing in the Bahamas, he’s actually doing it.

The Sugar Daddy is a risk taker, but he’s not reckless. He’s a gym enthusiast, but he still respects a good cigar. When others are seeking knowledge he is gathering wisdom.

The Sugar Daddy’s final frontier of self-expression and personal satisfaction hinges on his ability to attract the adoration and unbridled affection of the Sugar Baby. He wants to share his wealth, experience and philosophy with an affectionate and receptive female vessel.

The Sugar Baby’s incompleteness is what makes the Sugar Daddy complete.

My Mother was the epitome of old world conservative, or so it seemed until you met her Mother.

My Grandmother loved to tell stories about how she conveniently lost messages when “boys called on the phone” for my Mother. As far as she was concerned, suitors were supposed to come for family dinners and dates were supposed to be chaperoned. My Mother had her own ideas.

In the Sugar Daddy dating scene, going online will get you ahead

My Mother, in turn, believed it was irreverent for my sister’s dates to honk when they pulled into the driveway as opposed to coming to the front door and introducing themselves. The reality of the situation was that they were just terrified of my Father, and rightfully so.

The one thing the two generations had in common is that their perspective on how men and women were supposed to interact was steeped in dogma and outright ridiculousness. How anyone had five minutes of fun under those circumstances is a mystery.

There are 6,000,000,000 people on the planet, give or take, and the only thing that the average man or woman needs in order to be happy is to connect with about ten or twelve of them (500 to 1,000 if we’re talking about Charlie Sheen).

We don’t drive to work in horse-drawn carriages anymore, doctors stopped using leeches to cure headaches a while ago and we now know that the Sun is going to rise every morning whether or not we pray to it.

The dating concept deserves the same upgrade as every other aspect of Western civilization.

The Sugar Daddy scene is dating perfected. It’s effective, safe and delivers what it promises. The pretense, posturing and misrepresentation of hit-and-miss dating have been removed, leaving the Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby alike with pure, unadulterated expression of mutual needs.

Last time I checked honest communication was supposed to be the cornerstone of successful relationships.

Sure, Sugar Daddy dating is all about NSA (no strings attached), but in reality two people having the time of their lives on an adrenaline-fueled thrill ride are more likely to find romance than two people on a date chaperoned by my Grandmother.

We couldn’t decide which of these headlines was better so we used both of them;

From an engineering standpoint, a love triangle should be a stable structure. After all, the great pyramids of Egypt are a triangle and they’ve stood for more than 4,000 years. Then again, the pyramids aren’t constructed of a husband with a rogue libido, an exceptionally young coworker, and an irate wife.

"I should have joined WealthSeeksBeauty.com"

Statistically, a man of means is more apt to engage in a sexual dalliance than Joe Lunch Box. Don’t get me wrong, Joe Lunch Box may still duck into a strip club on boy’s night out, but the reasons that the nine-to-five guy is less likely to stray is simple; he has less expendable cash and he’s just too damn tired.

For the sake of fairness we have to state that not all men in power cheat on their spouses. It’s just that the serial monogamists don’t generate the same amount of press as David Lettermen and Kobe Bryant.

Wealth Seeks Beauty is not endorsing marital infidelity nor are we here to offer a “how to” manual on getting some on the side. But people (men and woman alike) are biologically wired to crave sex. Literature has chronicled the trials and tribulations of this particular human trait for thousands of years.

In Homer’s Odyssey, Odysseus knew the lethal peril of the Sirens’ song. He knew for an indisputable FACT that NO MAN could resist their intoxicating melody. Odysseus realized that if he did nothing his crew would most likely meet their demise by leaping into the sea and that his ship would be destroyed by being run onto the rocks upon being lured by the call of the Sirens.

The Internet hadn’t caught on yet in 800 B.C. so Odysseus, the keen strategist, did the best he could with what he had. He instructed his crew to plug their ears with wax before they passed near the island of the Sirens but here comes the kicker. Even knowing the lethality of the Sirens’ song, HE STILL WANTED TO HEAR IT. Odysseus instructed his crew to lash him to the mast of the ship and not to cut him loose until he stopped begging and pleading, until the Sirens’ island was way far in the rear view mirror.

This scenario says it all. Odysseus knew for a fact that all those who came before him DIED from hearing the Sirens; not a few, or most, ALL of them were destroyed. Odysseus still decided it was probably OK for him to give it a go.

If Odysseus actually existed and were alive today, he would have been a kick-ass Sugar Daddy. Being a man’s man he probably would have hooked up his crew as well. He would have painted “WealthSeeksBeauty.com” on the side of his boat and spread the Sugar Daddy philosophy as he fought the Cyclops and took on all comers during his adventures.

Getting back to modern times.

Kobe, A-Rod, Peter Cook (Christie Brinkley’s ex hubby), and Michael Jordan could have avoided the tidal waves of emotional and financial devastation they created by just being realistic about their human foibles. Like Odysseus, they knew that those who came before them were raked over the coals for such behavior, but they spun the wheel anyway.

Sugar Daddy relationships are the single most effective societal safety valve we have today. A little Sugar alleviates the pressure of rogue desire before it builds up and takes out a city block when it explodes.
Think about it; the Sugar Daddy lifestyle is far more prevalent in Europe than in the U.S. Consequently, the overwhelming majority of sex scandals that rock the evening news are home grown.

When a well-intentioned Sugar Daddy establishes an arrangement with a young, beautiful and DISCREET Sugar Baby, families are spared embarrassment, corporations and fortunes remain intact, and the media is left with nothing to report on.

An ounce of Sugar is worth a pound of attorneys.

Whoever said you can’t have it all was probably the same person who said money can’t buy happiness. These are two legendary rationalizations designed to keep everyone suspended in a state of perpetual malaise. In reality, you can have the best of both worlds without sacrificing your integrity.

Our parents raised us to believe that you can’t buy love, well you can’t. But unless you’re able to get out there and interact with a variety of people, love isn’t going to miraculously roll up upon your doorstep. But whether it’s love or a scorching NSA thrill ride that you’re looking for, the fact of the matter is that things cost money.

The Best Things In Life Aren't Usually Free

Sir Mix-A-Lot, probably one of the greatest philosophical minds of the 21st century, put it best when he wrote, “The honey gets runny when the money gets funny.”

So who are you going to listen to, your parents or Sir Mix-A-Lot?

An old business cohort of mine was one of the shallowest, narcissistic pigs ever to walk the earth. He had medium good looks, liked to work out so his body was solid, but he was completely unremarkable. However, he always had the hottest looking girlfriends. His secret; spend, spend, spend.

Howard (maybe his real name, maybe not) paid for EVERYTHING. He was the first guy I ever knew who bought a car for a girlfriend. It was a lease actually (the car not the girl) but that was only a small part of his largesse. He bought so much jewelry for his dates that a rep from the jewelry store would come into the office once every couple of months with a suitcase full of baubles and booty for Howard to stockpile. His spending was grandiose but completely premeditated.

There were weekends in Cabo, $700 dinners in the middle of the week and NUMEROUS shopping sprees. We all thought he was nuts.

Ironically, his money served as an effective vehicle that allowed him to gain repeated exposure to some of the classiest, most sophisticated women in the city. After years of pushing misogynism to the absolute limits, some class and manners actually rubbed off on the guy. He eventually hung up his six guns and married an Elle Macpherson look-alike.

Last I heard they had two kids and were doing just fine.

The point is that Howard wasn’t looking for love, and the girls who dated him were just into him for the money and the excitement, but the dynamic he created (unintentionally) set the stage for an inevitable romance. You can only rub two sticks together for so long before they catch fire.

So the moral to the story, if there is one, can be interpreted a few different ways.

One way to look at it is that Howard was a schmuck who burned through a lot of cash because no woman in her right mind would date him. The fool was repeatedly separated from his money in an irresponsible spending spree that lasted through three presidential administrations.

Another way to look at it is that Howard was lucky enough to be able to pay for an Ivy League education in how to treat a lady right.

Not every man needs to run out and embark on a wild Sugar Daddy spending spree like Howard, but maybe, just maybe, if a guy repeatedly complains that he can’t get a date, he just might be spending his money in all the wrong places.

Live a little and the possibilities are infinite.

Not much has changed since the days when the first caveman dragged a saber tooth tiger pelt back to the lair to attract the favors of Wilma Flintstone. This simple exchange of essentials for affection set the pace for the next ten thousand years; except that now a diamond tennis bracelet gets a man further than a greasy animal hide.

Regardless of whether the Alpha Dog comes bearing animal skins or diamonds, odds are that he is not going to bed alone any time soon. This is why no one ever talks about the Beta Dog.

Jurassic Park Dating

So why fight ten millennium of biological programming?

Woman are beautiful and amazingly complex individuals, but if given the choice of dating a man with good intentions and dating a man with good intentions and $5,000,000 in the bank, they’re going with the smart-money bet.

Women have one distinct ability that men do not, the ability to create life. Hence, they are more intuitive and even if they don’t have baby-on-the-brain, they are still thinking about the future while men are thinking about the here and now.

Women, regardless of their socioeconomic status, are simply not attracted to slackers. Recent university studies have even concluded that a woman’s degree of sexual satisfaction is directly linked to her partner’s level of financial success. Apparently size does matter.

Which brings us to men.

Men, for the most part, are raised in a football society. They are hard-wired to gain ground at all costs, push through barriers, and believe that the ultimate satisfaction is to be hoisted victoriously upon the shoulders of their peers and showered by the cheers and adulation of the roaring crowd. Even the most mild-mannered intellectual has this message screaming at him incessantly from the base of his brain.

Caveman thinking is what builds skyscrapers, put a man on the moon, and gave us cell phones with Internet access. If that first caveman didn’t risk his life to kill the saber tooth tiger to win over the sought-after cave Hottie, Sugar Daddy dating wouldn’t be the rage that it is today.

The art of the arrangement GUARANTEES that everyone comes away a winner. It’s the perfect storm of negotiated romance; the men with the most get the women with the most to offer. Now, because of the Internet, everyone gets to play.

The best aspect of Caveman Selection is that it only grows stronger as people mature. People don’t mellow with age; they become more focused on what they want. Women become more conscious about their financial needs, men grow more confident from accumulating life experience and everyone is a LOT more direct about sex; their need for it, the quality of it and the frequency they get it.

This is not to say that we’re all just a bunch of horny cave people. Men and women also have intangible intellectual and emotional needs that must be satisfied in order to be truly happy. We all walk a fine line between caveman and Renaissance man.

But when push comes to shove, the caveman bearing gifts is going to win out over the empty handed Neanderthal.