In Order to Learn What They Don’t Teach In College You Have to Graduate First

Everyone remembers their college days with a sly grin; almost everyone anyway.

A college education is the cornerstone of any promising professional career, but college is also a time to cut loose and party way more than is socially acceptable in the real world. It is of vital importance to get the insanity of your system while you can. Once you’re in the crunch and grinding out fourteen hour days on Wall Street your partying is definitely going to be compromised.

Unfortunately, the average college student graduates today saddled with more than $60,000 in student loans to repay. Instead of living those last four perfect carefree years to the max, these students wallow in dread, wondering how the hell they are even going to begin repaying their way out of indentured servitude.

Although the student loan people cannot repossess your education if you flake on the payments, they can sure as hell make your life miserable and ensure that you NEVER get to finance anything else ever again; that includes a hot car or a posh loft in SOHO. You’ll be branded a deadbeat for the rest of your life and your credit rating will drag you down like a giant rusty anchor tethered around your precious neck. You’ll be financially crippled.

However, there is a simple solution, for the ladies anyway. Guys, you’re just going to have to do it the old fashioned way – best of luck to you.

Seeking Tuition

These are fast, strange times we live in, and women have the advantage. More and more adorable, hard-bodied females are holding themselves out as Tuition Babies. These fortunate coeds have an incredible opportunity that simply didn’t exist ten years ago. They can log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com, post a personal profile and easily find a kind and sensitive gentleman who will gladly pay every last one of their college expenses.

Tuition is just the tip of the iceberg. Food, books, lodging, clothes, medical care, liquor, manicures and lower-back tattoos all cost money. Sugar Daddy is willing to pay for all of the above, and then some. All he wants in return is a little of your time and a lot of your admiration.

Tuition Babies

Tuition Babies or T-Babies are a rare breed in the respect that once they graduate, odds are they’re done with the Sugar lifestyle. They are in it for the short-term, but the beauty of it is that they’re into the Sugar life during what is clearly arguable as their prime.

Tuition Babies range in age from 18 to 24 (unless you count grad students). They can throw back half-a-dozen shots of Tequila and still possess the coordination to do cartwheels on uneven terrain or the edge of a hot tub.

What more could a Sugar Daddy want?

This is not to say that ALL tuition Babies are extras from a Girls Gone Wild video, just most of them. The rest are plenty good too, bringing youth, excitement, enthusiasm and a plethora of other desirable qualities to the table. Sugar Daddy loves every last minute of it, and I have personally met a few of them who date Tuition Babies exclusively. Who could blame them?

The college Sugar Baby is akin to the dewy-petaled rose or the ripe kiwi. They are young, refreshing and unspoiled by society’s pressures and defects. This is not to say that other varieties of Sugar Babies are less desirable, but the college Sugar Baby is innocent without being naïve, she is untamed but not dangerous, and adventurous without being reckless.

The Tuition Baby is the perfect blend of sensuality and curiosity. Enough said.

Sugar Daddies, do your part for higher education and scoop up a Tuition Baby before the next graduating class joins the workforce, top-heavy in high-interest debt and generally disenchanted with life.

Tuition Babies, log on to WealthSeeksBeauty.com NOW and post your personal profile immediately before the people from Visa send a hitman to your dorm.

Little girls don’t run around playing “Date a Sugar Daddy.” Their games have a tendency to revolve around pretend relationships with Princes and astronauts. But in reality Princes are rather hard to come by and astronauts don’t pull down that much loot.

Once little girls mature into young women they realize that although money doesn’t bring happiness it definitely makes life easier. Some may initially hesitate when it comes to dating an “older” guy, but rich 50 is today’s new 35 and let’s face it, mature guys are the ones with all the cash.
 
Aside from the obvious financial benefit of dating a Sugar Daddy, there are many other very compelling reasons as to why this is the best dating option for women who want to keep their options open while figuring out what comes next.
 
Ignore what your gal pals have to say about posting a Sugar Baby classified, and certainly don’t listen to your Mom. Just make your own decisions and do what is best for you. There is nothing wrong with looking out for #1. Throw in the fact that you’ll most likely be physically and emotionally attracted to your Sugar Daddy and there’s no decision to make at all; it’s been made for you.
 
Men are held to a variety of standards. They are judged by their appearance, personality, career, and social standing, so why shouldn’t financial status be an equally accepted qualifier?
 
If you’ve had a few dead-end relationships and feel like you have nothing to show for them, or if someone is giving you grief over the fact that that you’re looking for a guy who can actually pay his own way, just whip out this article and beat them with it.
 
You just can’t argue with the following logic.
 

1. Sugar Daddies have seen it all, and they are not easily dismayed by a Sugar Baby with a skinned knee so to speak. While a man in his 20’s would most likely crawl out the bathroom window upon discovering his Sugar Baby is a single mother, Sugar Daddies are more apt to step up to the plate and lend some support, at least financially. Sugar Daddies realize that everyone has a past, and a present, and they Sugar Babies “as is” without the expectation of change.
2. Sugar Daddies can afford the best hotels, restaurants, clothes, jewelry and basically all of the finer things in life. They buy quality and can tell an expensive bottle of Beaujolais from a cheap Merlot. They’re cultured and have the dollars to turn an average night into an unforgettable evening.
3. Sugar Daddies have more life experience and know how a Sugar Baby deserves to be treated. They are refined, possess more poise and know that chivalry is not dead, it is just lacking in most guys younger than 30. Sugar Daddies are also more adept at blending in at expensive restaurants, exclusive night spots and other select social situations.
4. Sugar Daddies are far more romantic than the average Joe because he gets pleasure from seeing Sugar Baby’s face light up with joy and surprise. He not only knows what romance is but he has the means to execute whatever romantic plan he comes up with. When was the last time your boyfriend flew you from NYC to Nantucket via helicopter just for the clam chowder?
5. A man in his 50’s understands that a Sugar Baby requires security from the moment they meet. The fact is that Sugar Babies feel safer dating an older gentleman because he is indeed a quasi-father figure in addition to being a lover and a confidant. Sugar Daddies clearly understand that Sugar Babies need to be handled with care and that they have some trepidation when the arrangement is new. Sugar Daddies are patient, kind and understanding and usually take every possible measure to ensure that Sugar Baby feels safe during the “getting to know you” process.
6. Sugar Daddies know that in order to make you happy they have to take an interest in your goals and aspirations. In most cases they’ll offer a little coaching to help you get where you need to go. Sugar Daddies love nothing more than being able to help out a damsel in distress. Your Sugar Daddy can be your greatest mentor.
7. As far as sex is concerned, the Sugar Daddy knows his way around the block a lot better than some 20-something college guy. Don’t let his age fool you, the mature Sugar Daddy knows how to curl your toes in bed every time while his younger, financially challenged counterpart is throwing darts at a board. Sugar Daddy knows that pleasing a woman in bed is an art form, and he’s worked very hard to perfect his craft.
8. Sugar Daddies have less distractions and are far more “in the moment” than average guys. They’re financially stable, more self-assured and have been around long enough to know what they want. You will rarely if ever catch Sugar Daddy looking at another woman while he is entertaining you. You have his full attention because he is a true gentleman. Your looks got you in the door, but he respects you as a person as well.
9. Sugar Daddies bring consistency to the table. When they make plans or promises, they keep them. In a world full of people who will most likely leave you hanging at one time or another, Sugar Daddy delivers ten times out of ten. He is your friend, benefactor, emotional rock, and lover.

A piece of advice to all Sugar Babies; think incisively and act decisively. Cancel that next nowhere date and post your Sugar Baby classified NOW.

Live a little, live a lot. The choice is yours.

This question is a little tricky since it’s tough to attach any hard science to it. As far as statistical and empirical data is concerned, well, there is none. However, there is one basic rule of thumb that is universal; the more that Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy the less likely she is to say anything to her friends to jeopardize the arrangement.

Leslie is an experienced Sugar Baby who hails from Dallas. The men she sees are prominent and her role as a Sugar Baby is never really disclosed. In other words, no one has any idea that the men she sees provide her with financial assistance. She is pretty, unassuming and very discreet. She knows a good thing when she sees it and she prefers long-term arrangements over shorter, more sporadic ones.

“The Dallas dinner crowd is a very tight group for such a big city,” Leslie said. “Everyone knows everybody and gossip spreads like brushfire. I never, under any circumstances, reveal intimate details about my relationships to anyone. My closest girlfriends are even left out. Gossip is a very destructive habit and I don’t think people realize the damage they are doing when they make casual comments about people they don’t really know, especially when it comes to sex.”

Leslie represents the abundantly cautious full-time Sugar Baby. She owns her own home, has a thriving business and makes her own hours. She also has a daughter in private school. All the more reason to keep things very low key.

Kimmy (AKA Princess) is a bit more flamboyant. She’s younger than Leslie, plays it a little more from the hip, and isn’t really interested in long-term arrangements. She rarely sees a Sugar Daddy for longer than four or five months and even then, the encounters are sporadic and spontaneous. She never uses her real name, has a second cell phone for when Daddy calls, and never brings anyone back to her place.

“I talk about sex with my girlfriends all of the time,” Kimmy confided. “I don’t name names or if I do I’ll make one up, but if I am seeing a guy and it turns out that he’s uncircumcised, someone is probably going to hear about it. If everyone else is talking about some guy they’re sleeping with I can’t just sit there and be left out of the conversation. I’m 24-years old, what else are we supposed to talk about?

So far, the theory is intact. Leslie highly values her arrangements and says nothing about sex. Kimmy is less concerned with any particular Sugar Daddy so her sex life is an open book, even though she is cautious and tries not to mention names. It should also be noted that Kimmy does not travel in the same social circles as the Sugar Daddies she sees so there is little, if any, chance of rogue information making it back to an unintended recipient.

Since details about who is having sex with who can create serious blowback, Sugar Daddies may want to set the pace from the jump as far as sexual anonymity is concerned. If Sugar Daddy is seeing a Sugar Baby 20 years his junior, she may not even realize that a few poorly chosen words to a casual acquaintance can escalate into an all out ground war.

The good news is that our theory seems to hold water, so the more Sugar Baby is into Sugar Daddy, the less inclined she’ll be to broadcast his favorite sexual position.

Not so long ago if the Dave Mathews Band stopped off for pizza at Ray’s Original in Manhattan the story would have made Page Six before the mozzarella got cold. Now, if the same bunch of guys cured cancer and baldness in the same day we’d never even hear about it.

At the opposite end of the spectrum, if a pancake waitress from Indiana turns out to be some no-name politician’s Sugar Baby, she’s got camera crews surrounding her apartment within minutes and we get to watch the whole story unfold via live feed on Fox News.

The people have spoken.

Men and women alike are OBSESSED with Sugar Babies. We want to know who they are, where they go, what they do and who they do it with. It was only a few short years ago that this type of societal fixation was reserved for people like Bono, Madonna and Kid Rock.

These days who you sleep with will make you famous. Just ask Rachel Uchitel, Jaime Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Jamie Jungers, Holly Sampson, and Joslyn James. These women were catapulted to international stardom by being the woman on the side for a golfer – a golfer for Pete’s sake. Back in the good old days (the 1990’s) at least you had to be getting it on with the President’s generate this kind of attention.

Sugar Babies are like TiVo; we just can’t live without them. Even for guys who will never dive into Sugar Daddydom, or women will never become Sugar Babies, they still want to watch and soak in every last steamy detail. Sugar Baby mania is here to stay, and it’s only gaining momentum.

Sugar Babies are our new Rock Stars; we can experience their exploits without waking up with a hangover; we live vicariously through them without having to stay out late, and they satisfy our primal need for drama and excitement without taking up too much of our time. Our Sugar Baby obsession is rich, juicy, delicious and convenient. We can do it from the privacy of our I-Phones or laptops while sipping lattes at Starbucks.

Whether they realize it or not, Sugar Babies turn perfectly normal people into delirious voyeurs. Our attraction to Sugar Babies is undeniable and irresistible. Sugar Babies are beautiful, exciting, and they live the lives that we all want to lead whether we admit it or not.

So what keeps the average woman from taking the plunge and trying out Sugar Daddy dating for the first time? It’s probably the same thing that holds people back from skydiving, opening their own business or getting that tattoo they always wanted; fear of the unknown. Fear is an OK thing, as long as you don’t let it do your thinking for you.

We at WealthSeeksBeauty.com feel compelled to offer one piece of advice to the girl next door, the soccer mom, the unappreciated office temp or the paralegal who has yet to realize her own potential; just stick your toe in the water, you might actually like it.

You don’t have to make a lifelong commitment (just the opposite actually) or go to Sugar Baby school for two years to get a degree. The opportunity to live like a Rock Star is right here, right now. There has never been a better time in the history of the world to be a Sugar Baby than this very moment, and the best is yet to come.

There are three kinds of people in the world; those who live like Rock Stars, those who want to live like Rock Stars, and those who live in denial.