Holy matrimony is a beautiful thing, but statistically most men and women go outside the relationship at least once for one reason or another (sex or sex). In most cases, however, they return to their spouse, having gotten the last of the wild oats out of their systems.

In more innocent times it was referred to as the “Seven-Year Itch” but these days it’s more like a persistent tickle. We’re all bombarded by the media with images of perfect people with perfect bodies enticing us to have perfect sex. It’s impossible to escape the barrage of sexual material that assaults our senses via television, magazines, billboards and of course, the 800-pound gorilla of them all, the Internet.

These days it’s a mystery how anyone doesn’t step out to sample the goods at least once in their relationship.

By stepping out and hooking up with a stranger the stepper is flooded with old emotions and stimuli they forgot even existed. There’s newly rekindled excitement, anticipation, and the flood of endorphins making it even more impossible to think straight. But then there is a resurgence of other emotions long since extinguished by married life; disappointment, disenchantment, disillusionment and a lot of other dis’s that were also forgotten about.

In this respect, since people are hard wired to stray from time to time, is it fair, or even remotely rational to put an entire marriage and family asunder over something that’s nothing more than a one-time fling? Of course not. Anyone who disagrees is lying, unrealistic or outright delusional.

Sugar Daddy dating delivers yet again. If the impulse to wander is there and it becomes impossible to fight one’s own biology, it only makes sense to take every possible precaution and do it like a professional as opposed to swinging wildly like a hormonal maniac. Professionals live to see another day, maniacs get ostracized.

The Sugar Daddy dating scene is packed with Sugar Babies who understand the fact that Daddy is probably married, but that’s OK with them nonetheless. If the arrangement works out, great, if not, everyone goes back to their respective corners and gets a second chance to reevaluate their long-term relationships. No harm, no foul.

Sugar Babies, especially ones who have been in the game for a little while, have pretty much seen it all. They are compassionate, understanding, well-versed in social etiquette and tread lightly when it comes to Sugar Daddy’s marital status. They know that there are no guarantees in terms of the longevity of the arrangement, but instead they focus on making every minute count. Professional Sugar Babies live for today and help Sugar Daddy do the same.

Sugar Daddy dating eliminates wild card variables and provides a safe way for men and women alike to stick their toe in the water without getting swept away by the current. Think of it as going on safari with a professional guide and tracker by your side as opposed to blindly trudging off into the jungle alone.

The beauty of Sugar Daddy dating is that one can be completely honest and even go so far as telling prospective Sugar Babies that “This is the first time I’ve done this so let’s take it one day at a time.”

If the arrangement is befitting to both Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby, then have at it. If it turns out that the grass isn’t greener then quite possibly the original grass is the one for the home team to stick with.

Worst case scenario is that Sugar Daddy (or Sugar Baby) walks away with a newfound appreciation for their original mate (or playmate).

Picking a Sugar Baby can be like walking into an ice cream store without knowing what you want. You end up standing around eating out of those ridiculous sample cups with the tiny spoon until your tongue goes numb and everything starts to taste the same.

Sugar Babies are all the same and they’re all different (how Zen can you get?). They’re all into Sugar Daddy dating for the same reason, money, but they also have some secondary motivations.

Gentlemen, know your Sugar Babies. You study mutual funds before you invest; you read Consumer Reports before you buy a boat, and every other aspect of your life has been based on making smart, informed decisions. Sugar Daddy dating is no different.

Over the course of the arrangement you may indeed end up spending as much on your Sugar Baby as you did on your last Mercedes, which is fine considering what you get in return. Just make sure you get what you’re paying for without any surprises.

The Full-Time Sugar Baby

This one is plain vanilla. She’s young, very pretty, and simply has no interest in the nine-to-five world. Just because she doesn’t want a job in no way implies she is unmotivated; indeed she is. Her skill is looking great, and she works at it. She knows what to wear, where to get her hair and nails done and is most at home making you happy on a full-time basis.
 
Keep in mind that the Full-Time Sugar Baby knows EXACTLY what she wants, and she’ll ask for it, ever so politely. As long as you’re paying the freight she’ll be right there by your side. Have two bad fiscal quarters in a row and you’re back to flying solo. She doesn’t take IOU’s.

The Part-Time Sugar Baby

She’s a dabbler and maybe not be as slick as the Full-Time Sugar Baby, but she knows she’s missing out on the good life and is out for her slice of the pie just like anyone else. What she lacks in experience she makes up for in enthusiasm. She’s a little giddy about being a “kept” woman for the first time so her attitude is energetic and contagious.
 
If she finds her stride she just may wind up being a Full-Time Sugar Baby, but in the meantime she’s just learning the ropes. Be a little flexible with her since she’s new to the Sugar Daddy dating scene and don’t be afraid to give her pointers to help keep things moving in the right direction.
 
The Tuition Baby
 
The Tuition Baby is a blast because you get to relive the best parts of the college experience (non-stop sex) without the downside (poverty and studying). The Tuition Baby is just that, she needs a little help getting through undergrad or making it through grad school. Upside, she’s a lot of fun and has a ton of cute girlfriends. Downside, you’re scheduling your time with her around final exams and term papers. All in all though, it’s good while it lasts.

The Career Baby

Career Baby is an up and coming commodity in the universe of Sugar Daddy dating. She’s starting out in business and badly undercapitalized. She needs a few bucks as well as a little advice here and there so the Career Baby actually exemplifies the symbiotic Sugar Daddy dynamic. The proverbial give and take, one hand washing the other, youth meets experience, you scratch my back and…, you get the idea.

Sugar Daddies respect Career Babies because they have someone to talk business with, someone who understands their passion for success and the motivation to be your own boss. If the Sugar Daddy is married to a stay-at-home wife, the Career Baby will satisfy some of his more intangible needs because they are two kindred spirits.

In many cases once she’s on her feet she’ll opt out of the Sugar Baby position but you’ve still got a friend and ally for life. This Sugar Daddy scenario is special because it fosters loyalty.

The Stripper Baby
 
Every man has fantasized at least once about dating an exotic dancer. However, without the proper funding it’s never going to happen. Enter the Sugar Daddy.
 
This particular variety of Sugar Baby is potent stuff. If you’re accustomed to dating Full-Time Sugar Babies or Tuition Babies, and you make the jump to Stripper Babies, you’ve just moved up from Chardonnay to Mescal. For some Sugar Daddies, it’s the only way to fly, for others it’s a one-time fantasy that they get to satisfy.
 
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Stripper Baby. These women are strikingly beautiful, seductive, energetic and they know what turns men on. But you still never quite know what’s under the hood and if you think for a minute you’re going to tame the Stripper Baby you’re about to have your bunny boiled (Fatal Attraction, 1987).
 
In summary, Sugar Babies are a lot like ice cream. They come in a lot of different flavors and all of it is good at one time or another. If you don’t end up being a lifelong fan of pistachio, at least you actually tried it.

There’s a first time for everything, but letting on that you’re the rookie never helps. Experienced people, especially wealthy men, only want to associate with other experienced people. Confidence is the key, and a little role playing doesn’t hurt either.

EVERYONE acts and postures, especially in business and social situations. People act like they don’t care when they really do, they act like they’re millionaires when they can’t even pay for lunch, and they act as if they don’t have a problem in the world when they’re really knee-deep in crocodiles.

Fake it until you make it. If you come off like a bumbling geek you run the risk of being the little girl in the school yard with pigtails and braces that no one wants to play with.

Know what people are going to say before they say it and you’ll gain a formidable advantage. Give a little thought to the questions that may come up in conversation with your rich Sugar Daddy at the formative stage of the arrangement.

In any given dynamic, people ask the same five to seven questions at the very most. In your case, there are only one or two questions you need to prepare for so as not to be exposed as a novice. For instance. . .

How long have you been a Sugar Baby?

This is a good one because it’s probably the most commonly asked. Go for something whimsical and don’t take the question too seriously.

“My whole life.”

Great answer! It sets the tone for the relationship and lets Sugar Daddy know you’re serious about being taken care of. Also try the reversal;

“How long have you been a Sugar Daddy?”

This is also a dynamite response because it gets Sugar Daddy talking about himself. Men, above all else, love to talk about themselves.

Possibly he may ask. . .

“Do you do this type of thing often?”

No problem, it’s a variation on the same question. Once again, humor works best.

“Not often enough apparently.”

You just knocked it out of the park. Sugar Daddy is riding high because you just stroked his ego and you came off smoother than Mata Hari. You’re officially running the show.

Another great tactic is to take the initiative and jump in before Sugar Daddy starts asking questions.

“So, do you seduce many women or am I special?”

You may initially think you can’t say this without laughing; it’s a line by every definition of the word. However, with just a little bit of practice it’s a lethal opener. You’re grabbing the high ground and simultaneously giving Sugar Daddy the opportunity to compliment you on how special you really are. It’s a loaded question. You already know where the conversation is going.

Take advantage of every situation to shroud yourself in mystery. Be aloof, create the persona you want to be. You’re embarking on a fresh start with a new benefactor so make the most of the opportunity.

When the Good Ship Sugar Daddy leaves the dock and an enviable arrangement has been established, give yourself a pat on the back for being a consummate professional.

Best of all, you’re only a rookie once and you’ll never be that little girl with pigtails and braces again.