If you don’t want to get even more depressed about your current economic bog, then don’t watch the evening news or pick up a paper. Doom, gloom, despair, and a bunch of other droll adjectives prevail in this economy, but rest assured Baby that help is just around the corner.

If you’re young, female (or male) and having trouble paying for even the bare essentials of life, then it’s time to retool your thinking. Since the haves seem to keep getting richer while the have not’s continue getting broker (if that’s actually possible) get ready to market your strongest asset, your youth.

Whether you believe it or not, there are tens of thousands of wealthy men (and a few well-to-do women) who are on standby right now just begging for the opportunity to come to your rescue. But in order to be saved it is essential to abandon your stereotypical beliefs about Sugar Daddies (and Sugar Mommies) before going any further.

If you’re concerned about being branded a sellout then comfort yourself with the knowledge that NOBODY gets anywhere in life without a little help from his or her fellow man (or fellow benefactor). The only difference is that in the age of the Internet you don’t have to send smoke signals or sit around helplessly waiting for the cavalry to arrive.

Getting out of your economic slump is as easy as posting a Sugar Baby personal profile.

If you have any reservations or preconceived notions about Sugar Daddy Dating it is time to put them aside; if not for yourself, then for the good of the national economy itself.

Use Your Assets!

Your country needs you to step up as a Sugar Baby, and here’s why.

1. When the Bills are Paid Plans Get Made

How can you possibly develop to your fullest potential if you’re spending 60 hours a week just trying to pay the bills? You can’t – it’s a rhetorical question.

Sugar Daddies can free up your time so you can finish that master’s degree, start a dream business or develop a cure for cancer or baldness. We have no way of knowing if the next Marie Curie or Jenna Jameson is waiting tables right now instead of getting down to some real earth-shattering innovations. The thought that the next breakthrough in deep space travel or cold fusion is currently unrealized because the hostess at Scores doesn’t have the time to attend MIT is completely unconscionable.

With a little help from a benevolent Sugar Daddy that cocktail waitress could be splitting the atom in no time (or at least finishing NYU film school). Everyone benefits.

2. Equity Replaces Debt

Like most Americans Sugar Babies are top-heavy with debt. Credit cards, car loans, student loans, and Victoria’s Secrets store cards don’t just compromise Sugar Baby’s financial well being; these debts hurt all of us because they create economic drag.

What is a girl to do?

If Sugar Baby doesn’t get her nails done at the salon, the salon owner can’t pay the rent, the landlord can’t pay his mortgage, the bank is forced to foreclose, the real estate market is depressed even further and the recession trudges forth.

However, what is an insurmountable obstacle to Sugar Baby and a threat to global economic stability is just a minor detail for an established Sugar Daddy. All he has to do is rollover with the spare change in the ashtray of his Mercedes and VOILA, problem solved.

With Sugar Baby elevated financially to “par” her options improve dramatically. She can move ahead and take advantage of employment opportunities that were previously unrealistic. If just one Sugar Baby is afforded the opportunity to start her dream business then the GNP upticks. Keep in mind that today’s start-up ventures are the Fortune 500 companies of tomorrow. Investing in Sugar Babies is sort of like speculating in penny stocks or currency futures, sort of.

3. Give Sugar Baby a Fish, She Eats for a Day. Teach a Sugar Baby to Fish. . .

Sugar Daddies possess valuable business connections. They can open doors for Sugar Baby that she may not have even known existed. Sure he’s going to spot her some well-needed cash, but a lot of determined Sugar Babies get off on making their own money.

Sugar Daddy can not only help Sugar Baby land a job, but he can be an invaluable resource in helping Sugar Baby get high-paying clients if she is an artist or decorator, or running a wide variety of other high-end service businesses.

Whether Sugar Baby goes on to become the hottest caterer in Manhattan or the most sought after wedding planner in the Hamptons, she’ll have her Sugar Daddy to thank for it. This is not to say that Sugar Baby can’t make it on her own; success is inevitable to those with focus and determination. But Sugar Daddy can definitely speed things up a bit; helping the cream rise to the top where it rightfully belongs.

4. Sugar Daddy’s Cash Infusion Stimulates All Economic Sectors

With Sugar Baby back on the map financially, she is free to spend. While some people may view buying expensive shoes, clothes, jewelry and spa treatments as frivolous and irresponsible, the reality is that Sugar Baby’s spending sets off a chain reaction that stimulates the economy as a whole.

Let Daddy Invest in YOU!

Cash starved businesses thrive on spontaneous spenders and the money they receive trickles down to employees, vendors, landlords and the like. Those entities, in turn, have more money to spend on essentials as well as non-essentials. It is virtually impossible to calculate the benefit generated by some free-wheeling Sugar Baby spending.

Ladies, if you were raised to believe that good girls don’t date men for money, you were obviously raised by the Amish. If you learned in school that that by studying and working hard you could accomplish anything, the textbooks you read were probably printed in the 1950’s. You’ve been duped.

In this economy all bets are OFF. You owe it to yourself, and those maybe not quite as hot as you, to get out there and make Sugar Daddy dating work for you. Your country depends on it.

It’s been scientifically proven that up to 93% of communication is non-verbal and based on body cues. This being as it may, you had better make that remaining 7% count.

Sugar Daddy incentivizing is based on subtleties. Don’t use a hammer when a chopstick will do.

It’s about planting seeds and letting Sugar Daddy think that your ideas are actually his. This IS NOT mental manipulation because if Sugar Daddy knew what you really wanted he would get it for you. But if he’s not the one coming up with the million dollar ideas and you are, you run the risk of bruising his ego.

In essence, you’re just providing indirect guidance and saving all parties involved a great deal of hassle by eliminating guesswork. It’s your duty as a Sugar Baby to be indiscernibly persuasive.

Help Sugar Daddy Put His Best Foot Forward

Sugar Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes

Basics first; shoes are a common denominator amongst all respectable Sugar Babies, and they don’t grow on trees or get delivered by the shoe fairy. They come from very expensive stores.

The next time you’re on a date, outing, etc., with Sugar Daddy and he asks you what you’d like to do, tell him you don’t know and then reach down to adjust one of your shoes. Casually mention that you just paid top dollar for your new kicks and that they are dreadful; you never imagined a pair of shoes could be so painful.

Voila! Daddy offers to take you shoe shopping so that your precious tootsies will never know another minute of sorrow. You act surprised and compliment him on how very thoughtful he is.

Your Chariot Awaits

A car can in no way be considered a luxury item; it’s an essential. The only question is whether you are going to drive a Kia Spectra or a BMW. Having never driven a Kia Spectra but having owned a BMW my opinion may be biased, then again I’ve never heard anyone bragging about their new Kia.

This one is simpler than you may initially believe. The basic mindset when going in for a major upgrade is that if you make it a big deal, then it becomes a big deal. Treat it like a non-issue and the whole thing is just two people having a conversation.

The new car strategy is actually the way I saw my friend Kelly land a new car from her Sugar Daddy. She simply told him that she hated her car and that she was sure he wouldn’t mind if she drove his. He of course obliged and then after a few times he grew tired of loaning her his ride so he ponied up and leased her one of her own.

They lived happily ever after, for the next six months.

Travel Like a Rockstar

Flying coach is for traveling salesmen. Sugar Babies fly business class or first class at the very least.

Let your Sugar Daddy know how much value you place on your relationship with your family and how it saddens you that you can’t visit your parents (aunt, grandparents, step sister in Laguna) more often because airline travel is such a complete drag. Elaborate how the last time you flew you got stuck between some creepy guy with a head cold and a screaming child.

No way is Sugar Daddy going to allow his princess to be soiled in this manner. It is GUARANTEED he’ll step up and offer to pay your way the next time you need to fly. Once again, the whole thing was his idea, not yours.

With great power comes great responsibility, so save the Jedi mind tricks for when you really need them and don’t abuse the skill set. In the unlikely event you find yourself wrestling with your conscience and think you’re becoming a manipulator, rest assured, you are not. You are simply doing the humane thing by letting Sugar Daddy know what you need and when you need it without expecting him to be a mind reader.

It doesn’t matter how you convey your message just as long as you get your point across. The rest is just semantics.

The concept of married men maintaining a relationship with women outside of their marriage is so prevalent throughout history and society that the woman on the side has become known by dozens of different names; mistress and Sugar Baby currently being the preferred terms.

Ironically, the word mistress has two very distinct definitions;

1. A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man who is not her husband and from whom she generally receives material support.
2. A woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household: “Thirteen years had seen her mistress of Kellynch Hall” (Jane Austen).

Think about it, a woman having sex with a married man while receiving his financial support is synonymous with a woman in a position of authority, control or ownership. History tells us that these two types of mistresses constitute two sides of the very same coin.

When they turn up the heat, Sugar Daddy doesn't cheat

Since I’ve never known anyone to have a mistress, but more than a few of my associates maintain Sugar Babies, it’s safe to assume that the latter term has replaced the former. Yet even though the name has changed, the Sugar Baby is as much in a position of power as the mistress as was.

A married man may cheat on his wife, but he will rarely, if ever, cheat on his Sugar Baby. In this respect, the Sugar Baby maintains a position of control. Reason being is that Sugar Daddy knows that Sugar Baby can do what she wants, when she wants to, without asking permission.

If she is charming and beautiful enough to attract him, it stands to reason that there are dozens of rich Sugar Daddies circling nearby waiting to win her favors. The more luscious the Sugar Baby, the more options she has.

It is the sheer design of the Sugar Baby arrangement that empowers the Sugar Baby with irrefutable independence. There is no ring on her finger, she’s taken no vows, and there are no legal ramifications if she exits the arrangement. She has total freewill.

The Sugar Daddy is compelled, not obliged, to keep Sugar Baby content. With this type of motivation as his compass, Sugar Daddy is more innovative in terms of how he keeps his Sugar Baby happy. He’s quick to praise, slow to admonish, and he is generally on his best, most romantic behavior at all times.

The Sugar Baby, inversely, is free to simply be herself. She is whimsical, dynamic, fascinating and of course beautiful. Whether she realizes it or not, she dictates the terms of the arrangement either overtly or inadvertently.

This form of “role reversal” is the rule, not the exception. The concept of the dependant, insecure Sugar Baby holds no more credence than does the belief that alien visitors built Stonehenge.

The modern Sugar Baby carries with her the mistress legacy wherever she goes. She is the embodiment of Cleopatra, Catherine the Great, and Marilyn Monroe, all rolled into one. She is the great motivator behind many powerful men including emperors, kings generals and presidents.

Without the Sugar Baby’s allure of independence, man would not have invented the internal combustion engine, put a man on the moon and of course, developed the Internet to what it is today.

So the next time you see a hot Sugar Baby sitting next to her older, distinguished and of course rich Sugar Daddy in his SL 500, just remember that without her we’d all still be riding horseback.

So another relationship has just headed down the trash chute through no fault of your own. It just didn’t work out, but maybe you had your hopes up a little more than usual this time, or maybe not. Regardless, are you really ready to jump back on the same horse and lather-rinse-repeat until something finally works? Why bother?

Take a break, regroup, forget about the big picture for at least a little while and just find someone who wants to take care of you. Try something different and you just might get different results.

Hell Hath No Fury. Luckily Sugar Daddy Dating Has No Jury.

Relationships are hard, Sugar Daddy dating is easy. Going out and finding yourself a rich Sugar Daddy works overwhelmingly in your favor on several different levels.

If one were to say that people use people to get what they want, they would be branded a cynic. If the same person said that people couple together in order to satisfy mutual human needs, they are labeled a relationship expert. This brand of dating hypocrisy requires no additional explanation.

Your potential Sugar Daddy is prepared to install you at the center of his universe. He is far more appreciative than the last guy you dated and for all practical purposes, he’s probably better for you. Sugar Daddy will take you under his wing and shelter you from the cold, unforgiving world as long as you want him to. You’ll discover what it’s like to have fun again and you may even remember who you really are (loss of self is generally the cruelest casualty of a failed relationship).

Everyone wants what someone else has, which brings us to the second benefit of Sugar Daddy dating after a failed relationship.

The one doing the dumping at the end of a bad relationship never loses momentum because they have already planned their next moves. They pick up their old single life right where they left it (usually not far) and roll on down the road, whistling.

The dumpee, however, is now saddled with down time because they never saw the break up coming. If they don’t navigate carefully and make a couple of critical decisions fast, they run the risk of being the next topic in a Cathy cartoon.

The Sugar Daddy eliminates any and all down time because he is looking to party. He’s got places he wants to go and things he wants to do and they all include YOU. So, by opting out of more dating abuse and making the logical choice to find your rich Sugar Daddy, you’ve gone from eating cherry vanilla ice cream on a Saturday night watching TiVo’d episodes of Heroes to hitting the town in a very big way.

You’re back in the game and anyone who knows you won’t see you sulking. Instead, there will be text messages between your friends, speculating as to who the rich guy is that miraculously came out of nowhere at just the right time.

Best of all, the most effective way to find the man of your dreams is for him to see you in the arms of another man. It’s just human nature.

Sugar Daddies generally fall into two categories; those who struck it big early on in their careers and now have an abundance of free time, and those who still work around the clock because they are ambition junkies.

Both varieties are well intentioned chaps, but they still may require a little polishing in order to bring out their true potential. It is the implied responsibility of the Sugar Baby to make sure that the Sugar Daddy looks good, smells good and stays up to date with what’s going on in the real world.

Put style on your Sugar Daddy's dial

You are more than just a Sugar Baby. Think of yourself as a Lifestyle Liaison.

Have all of your Sugar Daddy’s measurements on hand at all times.

Know all of his measurements, from neck size to shoe size. It’s up to you to make sure that Sugar Daddy isn’t still wearing wide lapels and/or velour tracksuits. After all, you’ve got to be seen with this guy so he has to look as good as you do. Impromptu purchases usually yield the best results so make it as easy as possible for you to capitalize on spur-of-the moment wardrobe opportunities.

Find out Daddy’s taste in music and then expand on it.

If Sugar Daddy was raised on Sinatra and Tony Bennet, he may not have heard of Michael Amante or Adriano Celentano. Throw in some diversity as well, stuff from your collection, but try to avoid culture shock unless he’s really open minded.

Turning someone on to good music is a hit and miss scenario, so have some fun with it. Even if you turn Sugar Daddy on to something that’s completely out of his depth, it’s still good for a laugh.

If you can’t bring Sugar Daddy to the cinema. . .

Then bring the cinema to your Sugar Daddy. Believe it or not, there are still men out there who have never seen Basic Instinct or Bound, two of the hottest erotic thrillers of all times. Sugar Daddy has been working for a living so he may be a little out of touch with what’s come out of Hollywood over the past fifteen years.

Grab a half dozen or so closet classics that get your juices flowing and have them on hand for a last-minute movie night. If you bring two movies and he’s bored, you’ve hit a brick wall and the evening is a bust. If you bring six and half of them don’t grab his attention, odds are the other half will.

Food sets the mood.

Sugar Daddy is a creature of habit, so it’s up to you to expose him to new culinary options. Many people have never tried Ethiopian, Korean barbecue or even something as prevalent as Indian.

Figure out what Daddy likes (chicken, fish, veggies, etc.) and then be prepared to either grab some very cool take-out or to order off the menu for him. Men love woman who take the lead in social situations.

Men spend more time on their cars than they do on themselves.

Sugar Daddy has most likely been wearing the same cologne for at least the past ten years just for lack of a better option. Fill his bathroom with a few different colognes, mint facial scrub, organic clay masks, the latest shaving oil from Sephora, an ergonomic back brush, and anything else he probably didn’t even know existed.

Being a Sugar Baby comes with some rather unique responsibilities. But the more you put in, the more you get out.

Everyone is a winner.

My Mother was the epitome of old world conservative, or so it seemed until you met her Mother.

My Grandmother loved to tell stories about how she conveniently lost messages when “boys called on the phone” for my Mother. As far as she was concerned, suitors were supposed to come for family dinners and dates were supposed to be chaperoned. My Mother had her own ideas.

In the Sugar Daddy dating scene, going online will get you ahead

My Mother, in turn, believed it was irreverent for my sister’s dates to honk when they pulled into the driveway as opposed to coming to the front door and introducing themselves. The reality of the situation was that they were just terrified of my Father, and rightfully so.

The one thing the two generations had in common is that their perspective on how men and women were supposed to interact was steeped in dogma and outright ridiculousness. How anyone had five minutes of fun under those circumstances is a mystery.

There are 6,000,000,000 people on the planet, give or take, and the only thing that the average man or woman needs in order to be happy is to connect with about ten or twelve of them (500 to 1,000 if we’re talking about Charlie Sheen).

We don’t drive to work in horse-drawn carriages anymore, doctors stopped using leeches to cure headaches a while ago and we now know that the Sun is going to rise every morning whether or not we pray to it.

The dating concept deserves the same upgrade as every other aspect of Western civilization.

The Sugar Daddy scene is dating perfected. It’s effective, safe and delivers what it promises. The pretense, posturing and misrepresentation of hit-and-miss dating have been removed, leaving the Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby alike with pure, unadulterated expression of mutual needs.

Last time I checked honest communication was supposed to be the cornerstone of successful relationships.

Sure, Sugar Daddy dating is all about NSA (no strings attached), but in reality two people having the time of their lives on an adrenaline-fueled thrill ride are more likely to find romance than two people on a date chaperoned by my Grandmother.