If you don’t want to get even more depressed about your current economic bog, then don’t watch the evening news or pick up a paper. Doom, gloom, despair, and a bunch of other droll adjectives prevail in this economy, but rest assured Baby that help is just around the corner.

If you’re young, female (or male) and having trouble paying for even the bare essentials of life, then it’s time to retool your thinking. Since the haves seem to keep getting richer while the have not’s continue getting broker (if that’s actually possible) get ready to market your strongest asset, your youth.

Whether you believe it or not, there are tens of thousands of wealthy men (and a few well-to-do women) who are on standby right now just begging for the opportunity to come to your rescue. But in order to be saved it is essential to abandon your stereotypical beliefs about Sugar Daddies (and Sugar Mommies) before going any further.

If you’re concerned about being branded a sellout then comfort yourself with the knowledge that NOBODY gets anywhere in life without a little help from his or her fellow man (or fellow benefactor). The only difference is that in the age of the Internet you don’t have to send smoke signals or sit around helplessly waiting for the cavalry to arrive.

Getting out of your economic slump is as easy as posting a Sugar Baby personal profile.

If you have any reservations or preconceived notions about Sugar Daddy Dating it is time to put them aside; if not for yourself, then for the good of the national economy itself.

Use Your Assets!

Your country needs you to step up as a Sugar Baby, and here’s why.

1. When the Bills are Paid Plans Get Made

How can you possibly develop to your fullest potential if you’re spending 60 hours a week just trying to pay the bills? You can’t – it’s a rhetorical question.

Sugar Daddies can free up your time so you can finish that master’s degree, start a dream business or develop a cure for cancer or baldness. We have no way of knowing if the next Marie Curie or Jenna Jameson is waiting tables right now instead of getting down to some real earth-shattering innovations. The thought that the next breakthrough in deep space travel or cold fusion is currently unrealized because the hostess at Scores doesn’t have the time to attend MIT is completely unconscionable.

With a little help from a benevolent Sugar Daddy that cocktail waitress could be splitting the atom in no time (or at least finishing NYU film school). Everyone benefits.

2. Equity Replaces Debt

Like most Americans Sugar Babies are top-heavy with debt. Credit cards, car loans, student loans, and Victoria’s Secrets store cards don’t just compromise Sugar Baby’s financial well being; these debts hurt all of us because they create economic drag.

What is a girl to do?

If Sugar Baby doesn’t get her nails done at the salon, the salon owner can’t pay the rent, the landlord can’t pay his mortgage, the bank is forced to foreclose, the real estate market is depressed even further and the recession trudges forth.

However, what is an insurmountable obstacle to Sugar Baby and a threat to global economic stability is just a minor detail for an established Sugar Daddy. All he has to do is rollover with the spare change in the ashtray of his Mercedes and VOILA, problem solved.

With Sugar Baby elevated financially to “par” her options improve dramatically. She can move ahead and take advantage of employment opportunities that were previously unrealistic. If just one Sugar Baby is afforded the opportunity to start her dream business then the GNP upticks. Keep in mind that today’s start-up ventures are the Fortune 500 companies of tomorrow. Investing in Sugar Babies is sort of like speculating in penny stocks or currency futures, sort of.

3. Give Sugar Baby a Fish, She Eats for a Day. Teach a Sugar Baby to Fish. . .

Sugar Daddies possess valuable business connections. They can open doors for Sugar Baby that she may not have even known existed. Sure he’s going to spot her some well-needed cash, but a lot of determined Sugar Babies get off on making their own money.

Sugar Daddy can not only help Sugar Baby land a job, but he can be an invaluable resource in helping Sugar Baby get high-paying clients if she is an artist or decorator, or running a wide variety of other high-end service businesses.

Whether Sugar Baby goes on to become the hottest caterer in Manhattan or the most sought after wedding planner in the Hamptons, she’ll have her Sugar Daddy to thank for it. This is not to say that Sugar Baby can’t make it on her own; success is inevitable to those with focus and determination. But Sugar Daddy can definitely speed things up a bit; helping the cream rise to the top where it rightfully belongs.

4. Sugar Daddy’s Cash Infusion Stimulates All Economic Sectors

With Sugar Baby back on the map financially, she is free to spend. While some people may view buying expensive shoes, clothes, jewelry and spa treatments as frivolous and irresponsible, the reality is that Sugar Baby’s spending sets off a chain reaction that stimulates the economy as a whole.

Let Daddy Invest in YOU!

Cash starved businesses thrive on spontaneous spenders and the money they receive trickles down to employees, vendors, landlords and the like. Those entities, in turn, have more money to spend on essentials as well as non-essentials. It is virtually impossible to calculate the benefit generated by some free-wheeling Sugar Baby spending.

Ladies, if you were raised to believe that good girls don’t date men for money, you were obviously raised by the Amish. If you learned in school that that by studying and working hard you could accomplish anything, the textbooks you read were probably printed in the 1950’s. You’ve been duped.

In this economy all bets are OFF. You owe it to yourself, and those maybe not quite as hot as you, to get out there and make Sugar Daddy dating work for you. Your country depends on it.